Anything with ZEX and humans basically ends up here, as well as anything related to the Secret Theaters (notably, DAX), since that kind of requires a bit of ZEX/Captain shipping just to exist. If that kind of thing freaks you out I'd recommend pressing your back button or going to a different section or something. :O
ANYWAY ENJOY

SEPARATE SUBSECTION - ZEX at Landel's

Color

Yarr harr harr!
HEY HEY HEY HEY
OH GOD
would you two stop for like two seconds
From a dream Hayz had believe it or not
DAX IS NOT AMUSED
So how DID they find out about that
NO SIR I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN

Black and White

ZEX, DAX, and KEZ
had his share of weird creepy stalkers
UH... THIS... MIGHT NOT BE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
a bit adventurous, you could say
wouldn't you like to know
AGH
KEZ... sort of has your number, DAX
Pirate ZEX
kind of sums it up, really
i'm not sharin this with no one
ZEX is so casual about all of this
Bad timing
DARN IT
sure i guess
ZEX and KEZ
NOTHING
these feel really weird
I'm pretty sure I did this one just to be contrary
after ZEX gets thumped around a bit
get your tongue out of there
girly looking captain, good price
honestly
hugs, sort of
hahahaha oh wow
hang it somewhere where no one will see
how did VIJ manage this
someone get that away from him
get your hand outta there
would you cut that out
this can only lead to trouble
I'LL SUE
that's one word for it
you're a little outmatched
snip snip
go do your homework
funny how things work out!
abrupt tonal shift
you never stop, do you
insert laughtrack here
this is ridiculous
UH GOTTA GO
what has my life come to
baby games
i don't get paid enough for this
this is unfair
PIRATES!!!
under protest
this makes no sense
neither does this
what do you mean different alien species would have completely different perceptions of what is masculine and feminine what are you talking about
depends on the ones you know
hi molly
it would be a weird thing to watch
purely accidental
YIK's got your number, DAX
sometimes a threesome is not the answer
lol DAX you look kind of short
what is going on here
i'd watch it
Human DAX or something
more tentacle porn
help i'm being assaulted
BURN
YIK the welcoming committee
I LOVE IT
what do you mean ask first, pffft
no surprise here
BUSTED
color coordination
rambly thoughts
PIK you're ruining the mood
Scuba date!
DAX you are so pushy
man chill out
ZEX and DAX as humans
values collide
ruin the moment
DAX comes to ZEX's rescue in the Secret Theaters! - One Two Three Four
ZEX you are insatiable
Shoo human, shoo
Why yes Bukowski and Hawthorne show up in a ZEX-oriented fic what. Someday I should finish that but I'm such a wuss I can't make myself go through with it.
DAX finds you annoying
THEY'VE FOUND OUT by the way a lot of these have to do with the Secret Theaters so I hope you read those first
Bee mine
God what's wrong with me
THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
Hi
Looks like the Captain's met ZEX's good friend Chloroform in this one
We don't talk anymore
These random sketches ended up panning out in the Secret Theaters, amusingly enough
I'M NOT A XENOPHILE
Most poorly kept secret ever
God I'm so lame
NOBODY PUTS ZEX IN A CORNER
DAX has a point
What are they talking about?
I'LL SCREW WHOEVER I WANT
Hahaha that's not the best time for that kind of revelation, ZEX
After he got injured
DAX: arrrrgh
You know technically DAX is right
Bah, I need to do a better version of this
Who woulda thought that military genius came at a price?
NO LIMITS
Stop that
Where'd you even get that ZEX
And what a joke it was!
Veeeery friendly
Big wet osculation
And pink walls and stuffed animals
Funny how that works haha come here
DAX has some skills I didn't know about apparently
Enjoying SOMEthing
My love is just EQUAL, that's all!
Captain's on to you
DUUH :D
So touchy
Hahahahaha
Pleased about SOMEthing
If the High Council DID get him. D:
There's no way this could happen
ZEX cares not!