| (As usual, another fanart update. Nothin much else...she's feel real tired right now.) |
 | (Pff, tired my vines. She just wants ta go messs around on Furc.) |
 | (Conclusion: This conversation ends here. *brzap*) |
 | (Okay, okay...) |
 | (HAPPY NEW YEAR!) |
 | (Scruffy ya idiot, it isn't da new year, it's da end of Marsh.) |
 | (Rabbit Rabbit.) |
| (Argh. ::flaps off::) |
 | (Anyway, as ya can tell, da NPLU has switched over ta a Frames like format. Ver 1.5!) |
 | (What were da previous versions?) |
 | (Explanation: Version 0.0 equals vixen's first Pokémon page, Zarla's Pokémon Stuff. Version 0.5 equals the NPLU. Version 0.7 equals Dance Dance Revolution MIX. Version 1.0 equals the Held for Ransom MIX. Version 1.5 equals Seperation.) |
 | (This is makin my brain hurt. Didn't anythin happen that I can understand?!) |
| (Err, da Information Crux has been created, is under heavy construction, and da fanart sections been updated again.) |
| (I wonder how long it is until da next Version update...?) |
| (Our two year anniversary IS comin up...) |
 | (Don't be stoopid! We're in control now! There's nothin that Zar or anyone else's Pokémon can do ta stop us! A HA HA HA HA ::coughs::) |
| (Unless we catch Zarla's cold.) |
| (A simply MASSIVE Fanart update...) |
 | (There's also two more new fics in da Fanfic section!) |
| (I STILL can't find da hostages. I'm worried now.) |
| (Dear god...) |
 | (That was so close!.) |
| (Exclamation: Explanation is in order. Directive 1: Tangela, Magneton, and Fearow shall explain.) |
 | (Ya'd think after LAST times scare over her site bein deleted she'd learn not ta believe it.) |
 | (Simply put, this is da second heartattack hat Tripod has given her. Since roughly da 17th ta da 20th of Marsh, Zar's site didn't exist.) |
 | (Everythin was gone. Her main site, da MSP...this site. ALL gone. Zar was flung inta a deep depression. She never realized how important her site was ta her until that moment.) |
| (Fortunately fer Zar, she had good friends ta support her and help her, and her e-mail askin what she had done wrong ta Tripod proved that she was innocent and her site was restored. An error of da server. Just like before, around Mayhem 15th, 2000.) |
| (Nonetheless, she learned somethin from this. Fortunately she had everythin backed up, but it was still not easy ta restore. She's makin a backup of all her files again and is makin a mirror site in case this should happen again.) |
| (It's not even close ta complete. But if this ever happens again, go ta server41.hypermart.net/zarla/nplu.html and that should take ya here or ta da last back up OF here.) |
| (Very scary. Very worrisome. She should have everythin under control soon and last weekends planned update will go this weekend. Along with everythin else.) |
| (That vixen should be more careful! What if she HADN'T backed it up?) |
 | (Her friends would have helped her. It would have worked out in da end, I'm sure. Thanks fer everyone's support in this crisis.) |
| (Um...has anyone seen Zar's other Pokémon...? They disappeared after da crash...I hope they aren't free or nothin.) |
| (We've joined the Pokéshrines Network and added some links here and there!) |
| (However, Zar's comp is broken again. This weekend may be a bit sparse in da update department.) |
| (AGAIN!? What does she DO ta that thing!?) |
| (Wish we knew.) |
| (Erm, Pixel is reorganizin stuff around da site fer no real reason...) |
| (Assertion 1: Site is messy. Assertion 2: Vixen is lazy and refuses to fix previous mistakes. Conclusion 1: Pixel is far superior to lazy vixen. Conclusion 2: Pixel shall fix mistakes.) |
| (Why don't you reorganize HOAG then, Pix?) |
| (Exclamation: Does not compute. Action 1: Tri-attack. *brzap*) |
| (Oww...) |
| (More fanart, another new fanartist, and a new fanfic!) |
| (Big deal. When's da new shrine comin up? Where's MY shrine, fer that matter?) |
 | (Oh, get over yerself, Ropa.) |
| (Good stuff taday! Zar's added a new fic by a new author and a new fanartist ta da gallery!) |
| (Not ta mention da slight fanart update itself.) |
 | (We're also tryin ta convince Pixel ta reorganize Howl of a Growlithe as well!) |
| (Exclamation: Fifty chapters. Statement: Pixel does not recieve enough monetary compensation for its efforts.) |
| (Don't get all angry on us, Pixel...whatever it was ya just said.) |
| (::pokes head out of bedroom:: I STILL HATE YA ALL! ::slams door::) |
| (Okay, we're back in business!) |
| (Taday's update is Fanart and a new chapter in Koinonayami. Go look!) |
| (I think Zar's just holdin out on everythin! It's been three freakin weeks! Doncha think she should have some more stuff!?) |
| (It's been three weeks and ya haven't gotten any smarter. I think Zar did da best she could, considerin.) |
| (I'm not stupid!) |
| (Not this AGAIN...) |
| (We have some bad news, sadly...) |
 | (Zar's computer has broken down. In fact, it was broken much of last week.) |
| (Zar can't do much of anythin without that comp, it had everythin she cared about on it.) |
 | (Proposition: Computer may be repaired sometime soon.) |
| (Until then, don't expect any grand updates.) |
| (But there IS an update! There are two new ways here now, www.nplu.net and welcome.to/NPLU. See?...Why is everyone all sad?) |
| (Just HAFTA ruin da moment, don't ya Scruffy?!) |
| (Zarla is givin in, gradually but surely, and she promises there'll be a new shrine up soon.) |
| (Ya TRUST her promises? What are ya, STOOPID?) |
| (Hey, shut up, Scruffy.) |
| (MAKE MEEE!) |
| (::watches Scruffy and Stewart fight:: ANYWAY, this update-) |
| (Situation: Update has occured.) |
| (Not this again...) |
| (Assertion 1: Update mainly consists of written work. Subclause: Updates to The Pain of Love and No One Attacks Me With Impunity.) |
| (Koinonayami and Nemo Me Impune Lacessit, respectively.) |
| (And also-) |
| (Exlamation: Pixel will finish previous statement under threat of your deaths.) |
| (...okay.) |
| (Assertion 2: Update also consists of drawn art. Subclause: Fanart has been updated a minor amount. Conclusion: Page has been updated in two ways.) |
| (I hate ya all! ::runs upstairs and slams door::) |
| (::shakes head::) |
| (Ha! Success! Da vixen is FINALLY givin inta our demands!) |
| (She has finally made a new shrine ta yers truly, Muk! A very good idea.) |
| (If ya can ignore da gloatin of da others fer a sec, in other news there's a whole load of new fanart up as well.) |
| (I'm so glad my species is gettin da recognition it deserves.) |
| (Where's MY shrine, eh? EEEHHH?!) |
| (Ya already have one, ya idiot! I fer one don't tho. I want one.) |
| (Don't call me an idiot!) |
| (Exultation: Happy felicitations to all beings.) |
| (I'll never get used ta how ya talk, Pixel. Merry Christmas, is that what ya mean?) |
| (Negative.) |
| (Uh...season's greetings?) |
| (Affirmative.) |
| (Anyway, we got another fanfic up and some more fanart.) |
| (Fanfic...fanfic...why do I feel like I should say somethin...?) |
| (More success! Pixel was so exhilarated from organizin Koinonayami-) |
| (Tho fer da life of me I don't know why...) |
 | (Quiet, Ropa. Anyway, it totally reoriganized da entire fanart section, along with addin new pics and stuff! Major changes, man.) |
| (Law 1: Pixel is perfection.) |
| (I found a link in Zar's files that I liked, so I put it up! SEE, I HELP TOO!) |
| (Ya idiot! Ya can't just go puttin up links! Zar-) |
| (ZAR IS DEAD! LONG LIVE DA RATICATE!) |
| (::smacks Scruffy with his wing:: She's not dead, we just tied her up! Honestly...) |
| (Oh no ya don't, Scruffy. We ain't sufferin through yer terrible spellin again!) |
| (Why must ya always pick on me? ::sob::) |
| (Well, generally, what happened is that we got Pixel ta organize Koinonayami inta seperate chapters, cause it took too long ta load as one page. If ya go check it out on da Fanfic page, ya can look at it. Also, there's another fanart update.) |
| (Assertion 1: Job completed. Assertion 2: Job completed by Pixel. Conclusion: Done perfectly.) |
| (Whatever, Pixel.) |
| (It's so obvious that yer da one typin it, Pixel.) |
| (Does not compute.) |
| (Scruffy, yer spellin is atrocious.) |
| (Silence, fool Muk! I am empress of all da NPLU! ::tries ta punch Rose, instead gets paw stuck::) |
| (Did I ever mention what a moron ya are, Scruffy?) |