Neko-Cyrus promptly grabs Drak's leg and mauls it.
"OW! GET OFF!"
Drak manages to kick Neko-Cyrus off of his leg, through the kitchen door, and onto Dr. Dowasure. Dr. Dowasure falls over from the sudden weight that has descended on him.
"Aww, how cute!" Dr. Dowasure slurrs (IT'S A VERB NOW, PUNK) and hugs the neko. Neko-Cyrus pulls out his little gun from his holster only to find it has now become a toy. Cats can't use guns, Neko-Cyrus.
"NYA #$^$ IT!"
"So cute!"
Neko-Cyrus is luckily being hugged from behind so he can't use those sharp little claws of his. Heh.
"Nyaaaaaa!" Neko-Cyrus cries in protest. Dr. Dowasure either pretends not to notice him or really doesn't because of how drunk he is.
"Man, my leg's all cut up. That sucks." Drak looks at his pant leg. Sure enough, it's gone from below the knee. I said they were sharp claws.
Using the special Teishi powers that only manifest when Drak is in danger that I just made up, Teishi breaks free and immediately begins taking care of Drak's leg.
"See, this is why I should be doing this, Drak-sama, You could get hurt! This place is a little strange now, lots of strange things could happen for no reason."
Teishi uses the bandages that magically appeared in his hand to wrap up Drak's leg. "I hate it when you get hurt, Drak-sama, really I do..."
"Aww, Teishi, stop fussing over me." Drak is blushing (heh, who didn't see that coming. He blushes at almost everything that Teishi says) and trying to keep his "Look at me, I'm Drak and I'm oh so stoic" appearance. "I'm fine, really."
The swiftness with which the bandages that have been wrapped around his leg turn red with blood quickly proves him wrong.
Anyway, back to the living room, Michelle and Gabriella are watching the proceedings emotionlessly. They decide to have a drink...
"No."
Darn it.
Prof. Denka, fortunately, is still sleeping on the couch, which is good because I'm scared of what he would do if he got drunk. Or rather, drunk and AWAKE.
The door slams open revealing the two familiar female figures. "Hey, guess who's back!"
"Who are you?" Michelle inquires of Kax. She adjusts her purple-tinged hippie glasses and flashes a peace sign.
"I'm Cassandra, everyone calls me Kax though. I'm Kei's obligatory 'I affect a character deeply then die' person, brought back to life for the sheer purpose of bringing her back to this party."
"Nya?" Cyrus is confused and hisses loudly at Dr. Kagakusha. Apparently, Kax's presence is good for her health considering that Nokori appears to be the one mainly in control, instead of that wussy Hana or psycho Namida.
"Well, it's probably not so bad." Dr. Kagakusha doesn't sound like a pansy nor insane, so this is a definite improvement. "I think I could stand it here with Kax by my side."
I'm considering bringing Cyrus' parents back to life for no reason then to make him deliriously happy, but...he's not being unco-operative, are you?
Cyrus tries to claw Dr. Dowasure. He abruptly loses his claws.
ARE YOU?!
Cyrus lowers his ears and mutters. "Nya, #%#%..."
Dr. Dowasure continues cuddling Neko-Cyrus while Kei and Kax (yeah, I'm going to call her Kei, it's easier and faster to type then Dr. Kagakusha, okay?) decide to have some...EGGNOG, OH YEAH.
"Yo, demons, is there anything wrong with this?" Kax inquires after hearing the maniacal laughter of some higher power as she takes a glass. Michelle pauses for a few moments.
"It is spiked. The swearing neko did it."
"Spiked, eh?" Kax stares at the glass for a few moments, then shrugs in a true hippie fashion. "What the heck."
She drinks it anyway. Not to be outdone, Kei has some as well. Heh heh...finally, her psychosis has been curbed...she's psychologically distoibed! I'M DISTOIBED!
Gotta snap out of this West Side Story thing...
Okay, there we go. Ha, all I had to do to get Kaggie normal was to bring back her dead friend. Woo! Why didn't I do this sooner?
"Because it's not physically possible?" Prof. Denka comments. He apparently hasn't learned as he gets whiskers. Sighing, he goes back to sleep, the whiskers disappearing.
Inexplicably, a glass of eggnog or some other substance that stains flies off the table and spills over Dr. Dowasure. I'm claiming Poltergeists. Because of this, Neko-Cyrus is free thus using his new found liberty to try and claw Dr. Kagakusha's leg. Sorry, Neko-Cyrus, but you still don't have your claws back.
"$&$& NYA!"
He then bites her leg. This is met with more success. Neko-Cyrus is kicked off again (which seems to be happening a lot lately) with a scream and lands in the tree. There's the sound of glass breaking (ooo, I love that noise) as some of the ornaments fall.
Drak walks in to see a very disoriented Dr. Dowasure, the tree shaking violently and swearing, broken glass on the floor, Prof. Denka passed out on the couch, Michelle and Gabriella having a drink-
"No."
...darn it. Well, Kei and Kax having a drink then.
"This is getting out of hand." Since Drak limps anyway, he's now limping even worse. That's right, thought I forgot about that little injury, did you? Ha ha, no. Teishi is following along behind him, supporting him in case he falls. Aww. "Dr. Dowasure, why don't you clean up?"
He looked at the apparently-psychotic tree. "And someone take care of that, please? I can't move too much on this leg of mine..."
Gabriella worldlessly flies over to the tree and begins clawing at it randomely. Something claws back at her.
Dr. Dowasure, who has sobered up a bit from the sudden drink that was spilled on him, nods. "Okay, clean myself up. I can do that."
He walks upstairs, a little woozily.
"Hmm...um...who are you?" Drak asked of the new guest.
"Name's Kax." Kax didn't feel like elaborating. Drak didn't feel like asking farther. That was as far as THAT conversation went. Darn stoic Drak.
Drak and Teishi head back into the kitchen to resume making whatever drugged cake Cyrus wrote the recipe for and peace is somewhat restored, with only the hissing, scratching tree and the angry demon flying around it to deal with.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dowasure is upstairs in the bathroom. He stares at his clothes in disappointment.
"Oh, they're ruined." He pouts. He's so darn cute. "What am I going to do? And I got some in my hair too, I think..this is just..."
Dr. Dowasure notices the shower in the corner of the room. He brightens. "I know!"
THAT'S RIGHT, PEEPS! It's a SHOWER SCENE! BWAAAA HA HA HA!
He grabs a big fluffy towel and a bunch of different soaps, smiling the entire time. Maybe the alcohol HASN'T left him entirely yet, because he apparently thinks that taking a shower in someone else's house without another change of clothes without telling them is something that all people do all the time and there's nothing wrong with that.
...Wow, I think I set the record for length in THAT sentence.
Meanwhile, while I give Dr. Dowasure some privacy ta undress ::collapses inta hysterical giggling::
...mmph, okay, okay, I think I'm under control now...
Neko-Cyrus has finally been extricated from the tree. He then poofs abruptly back into a human.
Gabriella was holding Neko-Cyrus in the air, but now that he's back into human form, this looks incredibly weird, considering how much taller Cyrus is then her. Gabriella drops him in surprise then wings back to her place.
"Y'stupid #^$#%!" Cyrus brushes some glass of his jeans. Luckily, they're too thick to be pierced by glass. Actually, I just decided that right now because I think I'm being kind of mean to Cyrus and should give him a break. "Don't $#^$in' drop me!"
Gabriella says nothing, but Michelle does. "My apologies."
Cyrus glares at her. "I wasn't talkin' t'YOU!"
Prof. Denka opens an eye and looks at Kax. "Excuse me, but do you have any presents?"
DARN YA, DENKA! Just HAFTA bring up those plot details I never remember, don't ya? I'm never gettin ya drunk again.
"Me being drunk has nothing to do with it." Prof. Denka closes his eyes again and falls asleep. Again.
Apparently instead of hilarious, madcap antics that most of my characters commit while under the influence, Prof. Denka likes to sleep. How anti-climatic.
Anyway, Kax makes a noise of surprise as a bunch of presents appear in her hands. "Woah, that...was kind of odd..."
"That kind've stuff has been happening all the time since we got here." Dr. Kagakusha tries to explain as she helps her friend put the presents underneath the already beleagured battered tree. "Don't worry about it."
"So people turn into cats randomely around here and it's nothin' WEIRD?" Kax looked at where the now-human Cyrus had run off to sample some of his own ingredients to his cake.
"She calls them Nekos. And watch out, if you question her, something bad might happen to you."
"Question who?"
"The author." She points to the sky solemnly. "Zarla."
Kax looks upward, but only sees Mistletoe.
Heeeey now! Hee hee!
"Hey, check it out, Kei." Kax points upward without a care in the world for what it means. "Mistletoe."
Dr. Kagakusha, who had been pointing up, now looks up. Sure enough, there's that plant that is an author's dream to get characters together, mwee hee hee.
Dr. Kagakusha turns an incredibly bright red, so much that she almost glows! LIKE A LIGHTBULB! Bwa ha ha!
"Just don't tell me she's going to mention Reindeer games..." Kax rolls her eyes.
"..." Dr. Kagakusha, unable to say anything due to the incredible fit of blushing (woah, Kaggie blushin, THERE'S somethin ya don't see everyday) she's undergoing, reverts to the old RPG standby line, "...". I love that line.
Now the spiked eggnog that Kax had been drinking kicks in. That's right, at this very moment, because I'M THE AUTHOR.
"Eh, 's Christmas, right?" Says el hippie Kax. "Free love for all."
Kax sweeps Dr. Kagakusha off her feet...
Woah, hold on. I'm having problems imagining ANYONE sweeping that evil crazy woman off her feet....okay, fixed it. NOW I can see it...::laughs hysterically::
BOY, you should SEE the shade of red Kaggie is now. You could light a room with it. Hee hee HEE!
"..." She tries to say something, but she's apparently still in RPG mode. "...! ...!!"
Uh oh, she can't get out of it. Apparently this has shocked her so bad that she can't talk. Great, this is turning out like Garnet in FFIX.
"...!...!...?...!..."
Of course, there's no way that any red-blooded male would miss seeing two woman making out, so instantly every male in the house (except el cuto maximo, who's upstairs taking HEE HEE...'scuse. Upstairs takin mmph bwa HA HA!...well, you know what he's doing!) goes and watches as Kax gives Dr. Kagakusha a big ol kiss.
This causes Kaggie to flail about in surprise for a minute, then go limp. Totally, like all the muscles are gone.
"Kei? Kei? I think I killed her. Hold on..."
Kax puts her on the couch, cause she's so limp she can't move on her own. Why? Cause she's blushing too hard. Her face is soo red it's like it's on fire. HA, take that Ms. "I'm evil and crazy and don't give a crud about anyone else and have no weak emotions omae o korusu" Namida Hana Nokori Kagakusha...dang, yer name is long.
ANYWAY, back ta my cute little doctor who is standin in da middle of da bathroom tryin ta get da water da right temperature without any clothes on...
Hold on, my nose started bleeding...okay, that's better.
Okay, Dr. Dowasure is fixin the water so it's the right temperature. His hair is down and it's all pretty and long and kind of wavy from bein in that ponytail for so long and HE'S NAKED-
Hold on...okay, that should stop that nose-bleeding. I hope my audience is farin better then I am.
Okay, since this could cause me to die from blood loss, Dr. Dowasure gets in the shower which is all nice and steamy because I LIKE steamy showers therefore so does he because I'M DA AUTHOR and begins washing his hair.
Now, anyone who has long hair can tell you that washing it isn't fun and it takes a while. Well, Dr. Dowasure has very very long hair. So he's really taking his time with it. Hee hee. He's so happy. He's got that look on his face that says "I'm happy and contented and CUTE!"
ANYWAY, his hair is all bubbly and stuff and so are his hands, so he just uses that to wash himself off. As does almost anyone who's inna shower, he begins to sing. One of his cute little songs that just speak worlds about his personality. Let's see..which one is it this time?
"One two three four, oh-oh-seven! All the rest can go away!"
Oh...THAT song. Darn addictive DDR songs. Well, that's in my head for now, so I guess that'll have to do. His voice is so pretty anyway that I don't care. At least it's not "So Many Men".
"So little time, so many men! Yet it never seems enough! So many people passing by me, and so few are made out of the right stuff! There seems to be a shortage of heros! There ain't enough ones and too many zeros!"
Dr. Dowasure begins singing into a shampoo bottle. AWW!
"One two three four oh-oh-seven! All the good guys go to heaven! Five six seven eight! Hey HEY! All the rest can go away! Oooooo!"
Since that's as far as the song goes, he switches to another one. Which one is it this time, you little darling?
"Boys, boys, be my boys! I want to feel your body! Boys, boys, be my boys! Tonight I'm ready honey! Boys, boys, be my boys! I want to be your lover girl! Be my lover boy!"
...
He then begins rocking out. Ayaa, Dr. Dowasure! What happened to those cute songs you used to sing? Since when were you into DDR?...Argh, this is my fault.
"It's summertime, there's always something on my mind! A kind of magic in the air! I'm on the run to a sunny paradise! With crowded beaches everywhere! I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun! It's time to get things started, so come on everybody! Boys, boys, be my boys-"
That's it, stop that! Sing something cute, DARN IT!
He pauses. "A La dee dah dah, you are my hero! A la dee dah dah, o woah ho! A la dee dah dah, you are my hero! A la dee dah dah, ooo my hero!"
...
"In the middle of the night, my hero comes to rescue! He's so fine, I'm gonna make him mine! He's sincere, I know his heart is beating just for me, only for me. But at the break of dawn he is gone! The wind has carried him away...but like a comet on the sky he will return someday! You are my hero, oo, I love you! And all I want to know is if you love me too! You are my hero, oo, I like you! Oh, won't you take me away and make my dreams come true!"
Hee hee, I wonder who he's singing about. I think I know.
Wait a minute! Darn it, that isn't cute! SING SOMETHING CUTE AND MEANINGFUL, DARN YA!
Dr. Dowasure looks around for a few moments, then decides its better to listen to the person that he can't see. He thinks for a few seconds, then sings loudly again.
"There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you KNOW how to do well and that's be you! Be what you're like! Be like yourself! And so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark, whistling in the dark..."
...I can live with that.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dowasure is happily enjoying himself in the shower ::giggles hysterically::
...okay, I think I'm under control now.
Anyway, he hums the end of the song because there aren't any words at the end of that song, and closes his eyes all happy-like. He's so cute.
Meanwhile, the spectacle is over, therefore the males leave. They aren't interested in the whole emotional turmoil afterwards, just the actual physical stuff. Men!
Prof. Denka looks upwards. "Says the person who just watched someone shower."
Prof. Denka turns completly into a Neko for THAT remark.
"Nyaa!"
Since he's drunk, he falls off the couch in that cute fluffy form of his and stumbles around as best as he can in his big fluffy body. Aww. He then curls up, deciding that any co-ordinated movement is impossible in his inebriated state, and falls asleep, purring. AWW.
"Shoo, Cyrus, I can handle this by myself." Drak shoves Cyrus away from him, where he was trying to commandeer the entire dinner by himself. For some reason, when people are following your directions, you seem more inclined to do the work yourself. Isn't that weird? If you're wondering where Teishi went, he's been re-strapped (::imitates Utena movie:: Ooo, SCANDALOUS!) into a chair, since he went nearly insane trying to do everything himself, as he usually does.
"#^#^, I wrote th' #$%#in' book on this!" Cyrus is annoyed that Drak is pushing him away and what he's saying isn't exactly untrue. Drak, however, is tired of Cyrus hovering around him and pushes him out of the kitchen.
"Look, I don't need your help, okay? Go find something fun to do and I'll be done soon!"
"But..." Cyrus tries to get back in, but Drak shuts the kitchen door which manifested just for this purpose in his face. Boy, Cyrus is just like those little kids who keep getting underfoot, eh? He's so cute. "Kid..."
"There's most likely no way for you to re-enter that room." Michelle states from her position on top of the banister. "It is best you follow Drak's advice."
Cyrus flips them both off irritably. "#$^# you both."
Suddenly, a glass inexplicably and for no apparent reason flies out of nowhere and spills something all over Cyrus' shirt! BWA HA HA!
"@$^$!"
Cyrus heads upstairs to the bathroom. A heh heh.
Because Drak has the new, improved, Stealth Shower (SHUT UP), Cyrus is unable to hear the sound of water running. Since Dr. Dowasure is humming, not singing, he can't hear that either.
Cyrus opens the door and looks through the bathroom cupboard in annoyance. "#$^$in' drink flew out of #$^$in' nowhere..."
You should SEE the evil grin on my face now. MWA HA HA HA HA!
"...Cy...Cyrus?" A frightened, shocked voice comes from his side. Turning in annoyance, he puts his hands on his hips.
"What, Doc? What 's it now..." Cyrus trails off as he realizes that Dr. Dowasure is totally wet and...hee hee...and...hee hee, you know. Hee hee hee.
Both of them have no idea what to do. Dr. Dowasure just stands in shocked silence, with a cute look of horror on his face, while Cyrus slowly...slowly begins to turn bright red. Hee hee, not quite as bright as Kaggie did, but red nonetheless.
And...wait for it...there it is! The telltale droplet of blood comin from his nose!
"EEEEEEEEEEEK!"
Dr. Dowasure screams in an incredibly high-pitched voice, seizes the big, fluffy towel he had kept for this purpose, wraps it around himself, and runs out of the bathroom, pushing aside Cyrus as he does so.
Cyrus falls over from this sudden motion, tries to regain a hold of himself, then manages to call down after the horrified doctor...
"Put some clothes on, Doc!"
Drak finally put the last bit of icing on the cake. He looked at it with pride.
"There we go, a nice dinner. Don't you think, Teishi?"
"...It's lovely, Drak-sama." Teishi smiles from the chair he's been strapped to (hee hee). "I just wish I could have helped you with it."
"No, I could do it myself. I'm glad I managed to get Cyrus out of the way though." Drak brushes off his hands on his black clothes, leaving big white streaks. That's what you get for wearing black, Drak. Hey, that rhymed. Yikes...BIKES! Ha ha ha!
Moving quickly, Cyrus grabbed a pair of pants he saw in the hamper and ran after the frightened Doctor. He didn't have enough time for a shirt at the moment, but he could find one later...
It's all falling into place now, isn't it? Hee hee.
Cyrus ran downstairs just in time to see Dr. Dowasure trip over a footstool, being the cute clumsy person he is. This also coincidentally flashes Cyrus, causing him to freeze in place and blush all over again.
Dr. Dowasure has to take a few moments to reorient himself. So he stayed in the position he had fallen in, slightly dazed.
Cyrus dropped the pants nearby and decided he should to the shirt first for some reason (AUTHOR'S CALL, OKAY?). Where could he find a shirt? Easy...
His own!
He pulls off his shirt easily, showing his nice bare chest...hee hee heeeeeeeeeee...
::gets back in control::
He bends over Dr. Dowasure, trying to get his shirt over him, but Dr. Dowasure is squirming frantically.
"Eeeek!" Dr. Dowasure cries in a very feminine and cute fashion. "I can't believe you saw me! Eek!"
Cyrus struggles to get Dr. Dowasure into the shirt without success. "Stop $^#^in' movin' around, Doc! You're makin' this harder then it should be!"
If you're wondering what the other party guests are doing, the females are all watching this with rapt interest (who wouldn't!) while Prof. Denka is asleep, thank god.
So, it was at this moment that Drak decided to walk into the room to announce that dinner was ready. What sight greeted his eyes?...
::tries to stifle laughter:: 'scuse me, okay...
Dr. Dowasure was sprawled over a footstool, wearing nothing but a towel, with Cyrus, shirtless, bending over him,apparently trying to remove his shirt. Near them were a pair of discarded pants.
There is an awkward pause while both Dr. Dowasure and Cyrus blush madly. Drak finally decides to speak.
"Cyrus, this wasn't what I meant by 'something fun to do'."
Dr. Dowasure screamed again, trying to keep himself covered, while Cyrus fell backwards, blushing so bad that he can't even think. Or maybe that's just because of how bad his nose is bleeding.
Meanwhile, all the females are clapping.
"What I wanted to say was Dinner is ready." Drak went back into the kitchen. "I'll bring it out, unless..." Uh oh, Drak's become a lech again! Hee hee. "Unless some of you are having something ELSE to eat..."
"HENTAI!" Dr. Kagakusha throws a boot at him.
I've suddenly noticed that whenever someones says Hentai in my silly fics, they throw a boot. That's very odd.
Oh well.
Cyrus kicks Dr. Dowasure out of the way angrily, blushing so hard he can't even talk, and pulls his shirt back on. You can't fool me, Cyrus, you really do love him.
Cyrus mumbles many curse words to himself. That's right, do what you always do.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dowasure is still trying to keep his towel on and freak out appropriately, which is difficult.
He tries to think of something to adequately express his feelings, and he can't. He's so cute. He's blushing so bad. Aww.
Finally, he does say something in an incredibly strange tone. "Where are the spare clothes?"
Michelle glances upwards. "I would suppose they would be upstairs, although I do not know for certain."
Dr. Dowasure runs up the stairs and trips on the last one, being the cute clumsy person he is. He'll be back.
Hee hee, Cyrus, you're still bluuuushiiinnnngg!
"$&$& #%%$in' crazy #$^$^in' #^#%$!"
I know how you feel about that cute little doctor! O HO HO HO!
"Shut th' $%&$ up!"
Cyrus narrows his eyes and goes into the kitchen-turned-diningroom while Dr. Dowasure comes downstairs, dressed entirely in Drak's clothes, which means black.
Hmm, that makes his hair blend in too much. Let's put him in his trademark lavender colored clothes!
WITH A TWIST!
Dr. Dowasure's black conservative clothing suddenly turns into a lavender halter-top and mini-skirt.
"EEK!" He shrieks again in a very feminine way. He blushes some more and then stumbles down the stairs in surprise, crashing into a desk and breaking a vase of flowers.
...I actually feel bad about this...darn it. I just can't be mean ta HIM.
The halter-top turns into a muscle-shirt, tee hee, and da mini-skirt turns inta big ol cargo pants. I love those things. YES THEY'RE STILL LAVENDER SHUT UP.
Dr. Dowasure looks up. "Much better! Thank you!"
Awww, I feel good now. Go ahead, you cute doctor you.
So the whole motley crew get together around the table that just appeared for this very purpose. On it is all the food that Drak and Teishi and...Cyrus made.
Michelle and Gabriella wing into the room silently and perch on the backs of the chairs instead of in the seats, unlike NORMAL people. But then again, you aren't NORMAL, are you?
"No."
Fine.
Drak and Teishi sit next to eachother (aww!) while Cyrus sits as far away from everyone as possible, still blushing. A HEE HEE.
Prof. Denka, who's still a neko, is carried in by Dr. Dowasure, who has regained his composure now and is his cute confident self once again. He puts Neko-Denka on a chair next to him and sits next to Cyrus, who looks away, muttering and blushing some more. Tee hee. Cyrus loves Dowasure, Cyrus loves Dowasure...
"#$^#$!" He shouts at the ceiling. Satisified, he glances at Dr. Dowasure and a little heart appears over his head. He looks up and jerks in surprise.
"What th' #$^$?!"
He grabs the heart and shoves it under his plate. "#$^%! She put that there, not me!"
"Don't worry, you can have one of mine!" Dr. Dowasure got a veritable halo of little hearts flying around his head. Aww. He gives one to Cyrus. AWW.
Cyrus pretends not to notice. TAKE THE HEART, DARN YA!
Cyrus mutters to himself and, deciding not to tempt the forces of fate any more then he has to, takes the heart and puts it under the plate with his other one.
I just realized how incredibly weird that must sound.
Now, you may think that the others are staring at this going "What in da world of craziness?" but then you'd be WROOOOONG! Everythin ya know is wrong! ::rocks out:: I was driving down the freeway with- I gotta stop randomely bursting into these songs.
Anyway, Teishi and Drak's hearts have formed a little highway between the two kind of like an infinity sign. AWW! So the whole floating-heart phenomenon isn't that weird, believe it or not.
Anyway, Drak manages to take his eyes off Teishi (hee hee) for long enough to hold up his glass of "eggnog". "Let's have a toast! Prof. Denka, no cats on the table!"
Neko-Denka, who was too short and POOFY to reach the table, had simply clawed his way up and was sitting on his plate, looking innocent. He looked around, then pointed to himself with one of his cute paws. "Nya?"
"Yes, you, get off the table."
Neko-Denka reluctantly gets off the table and decides that if he sits in Dr. Dowasure's lap, that way he'll be able to reach the table. Dr. Dowasure doesn't notice. Neither does Cyrus. Why? They're watching Cyrus' plate move around as the two hearts try to escape.
Cyrus slams a hand down on it abruptly. "HA! Got y'there, #$^$^!"
"Ahem..." Although this was interesting (fascinating!), Drak wanted to continue with his toast. "If I may continue?"
Hey, Cyrus.
Cyrus looks around suspiciously as he tries to keep the plate on the table. "What, #$^$@?"
There's a surprise for you outside under the tree Drak sat under during Shoukan. Go look.
"What?"
It's my Christmas present for you! HEE HEE.
Cyrus looks suspicious. "I don't trust you, #$^@#."
Well, you prolly shouldn't anyway, but really, trust me this time! GO LOOK!
Cyrus stands and leaves, muttering to himself. "Fine, fine..."
To the others, who were watching him, Cyrus having a one-sided conversation then leaving was incredibly strange. Then they attributed it to authorness and continued on.
Authorness...now THERE'S an interesting phrase!
Anyway, Cyrus walks outside and walks towards the tree, staring at the sky angrily. "So what? What's th' #$^#in' surprise, #$^$^?"
"Cy-chan!"
Cyrus falls over because he froze in place with surprise. With a dramatic Truman-Show-ish fanfare and camera angle, we pan over to see...
Rick and Daniel sitting underneath the tree, holding hands. They both stand at the same time, walking towards Cyrus.
"OH MY #$^$IN' GOD!"
Cyrus is almost incoherent with joy. THERE's somethin that doesn't happen very often. See, I do get inta da Holiday spirit sometimes.
Rick and Daniel hug Cyrus, who...yes, I can see it...begins crying. AWW.
"We're so glad to see you again, Cy!"
"It's been a very long time...we've been worried about you."
"We've wondered what you've done without us for all this time!"
"But the author, being the nice person she is, allowed us to come back for you today."
God, I love those two. They're so cute.
Cyrus hugs them back and just cries incoherently. Merry Christmas, Cyrus.
Meanwhile, back at the dining-room/kitchen/living-room-turned-disco... Wait, it's not a disco. Cut that part.
Everyone is waiting for Cyrus to come back. The job of holding down the plate is now up to Dr. Dowasure, who can't quite get it under control. Makes you wonder what those hearts are doing, eh? EHHH? ::laughs hysterically::
Neko-Denka helps as well, batting at the plate occasionally. "Nya! ...Nya nya!...nyaaa NYA!...nya nya..."
Drak blinks rapidly as one of the little hearts flying around smacks him in the eye. He rubs it furiously. "Ow..."
Teishi then throws himself on him.
"I'm sorry! It was my fault, Drak-sama!"
Heh, look, there Drak goes again, blushing. "No, it's okay, really."
Teishi who apparently is a little more sneaky then he looks, uses this as an opportunity to hug his master. Drak blushes even harder. Aww.
"I'm sorry, Drak-sama! I love you! I don't want anything to happen to you!"
A HA! He actually said it. HEE HEE. Drak turns all bright red and covers Teishi's mouth. "Shh, Teishi, not so loud..."
Teishi just hugs him and makes some more hearts. Awwwwww.
"This has certainly been interesting..." Kax seems to be finding this whole thing very amusing.
"I don't think so." Namida's voice breaks through Nokori's. This begins one of the trademark inter-Kagakusha battles.
"Shut up!" Nokori sounded upset.
"YOU shut up!"
"Please, not so loud..." Hana's soft voice. "Remember, some people don't know..."
"Kei?" Kax looks at her weird. Dr. Kagakusha then thumps her head down on the table and puts her hands over it. Yes, I'm trying to justify doing that. Shut up.
"I...I'll explain it later, okay?" She mumbles, trying to conceal her pain at slamming her head into the table.
I really don't know why I made her do that. Oh well.
Kax has been sneaking drinks from her glass, so doesn't find this suspicious. "Okay, sure, whatever."
Michelle looks at the food suspiciously. "I don't think we are hungry."
EAT IT, DARN YA!
"No."
Freakin demons...
Cyrus, who looks simply ecstatic, walks in the room with Rick and Daniel in tow. "Look, look! She brought m'parents back t'life! $#^# YEAH!"
Rick and Daniel, holding hands, wave to the people. Everyone else stops what they were doing and looks in confusion.
"Erm, Cyrus..." Drak tries to pretend Teishi isn't hugging him by looking at Cyrus. This doesn't work, because he's still blushing. "They're both your...parents?"
"#$^$ yeah!" Cyrus is happier then he's been in years. Woah, this is kinda freakin me out here.
"I'm Rick."
"I'm Daniel."
Kax stands and holds out her hand towards them. "Oh, I get it! You're Cyrus' 'I affect a character deeply then die' people! Nice t'meet you!"
"Nice to meet you too." Rick smiles and shakes hands with her.
"You're..."
"I'm Kei's." Kax gestures to Dr. Kagakusha who still has her head on the table. "Name's Kax."
Drak coughs. "Well, that's very nice...um, why don't your dad and your...uh...your parents sit over there? They can sit next to you."
Cyrus helps by pulling out their chairs for them and everything. That's so cute. I should bring dead characters back to life more often.
Dr. Dowasure chances a glance at Cyrus and one of those little hearts appear over his head again. Noting that Rick and Daniel are looking at him, Dr. Dowasure tries to hide it under the plate. This causes the plate to go flying across the table and smash against the wall. However, it did take care of the hearts. Dr. Dowasure blushes cutely. Aww.
Neko-Denka is viewing this all with great interest. That is, if he can understand. He IS still blindingly drunk, after all.
Cyrus sits inbetween Rick and Daniel, having not noticed the little heart. Daniel nudges him.

"Hmm?" He whispers to him, indicating Dr. Dowasure. "Is that your romantic interest?"
Cyrus blushes terribly and looks down. "Dad, shh."
Rick smiles. "Our little Cy has already grown up and fallen in love!" Rick looks at Dr. Dowasure who is blushing so bad he's holding up the drunk and catatonic (GET IT? CAT A TONIC? BWA HA HA!) Neko-Denka in front of him. He nudges Cyrus as well. "You got quite a catch there too."
"'S not like that, really." Cyrus tries to deny it, but when he looks at Dr. Dowasure, one of those cute little hearts poofs up again. He grabs it and flings it across the room, causing it to boomerang directly back to where it started. Giving up, Cyrus curses and blushes. "He's a #$^$in' moron..."
Rick and Daniel meet gazes and they both get little hearts. Dang, I should call this room da Magical Heart Room or somethin. This reminds me of some game I can't remember right now...Harvest Moon! There we go.
Daniel nudges him again. "Heh, I knew you'd fall in love someday, Cy. And see? He has a heart for you too. And you said no one but us would love you."
"Didn't we tell you you'd find someone someday?" Rick smiled.
Meanwhile, most of the females are snickering outrageously. Cyrus hides his face to hide his blushing. Aww.
"C'mon, you're embarassin' me here."
Drak, who can't detach Teishi and I don't think really wants to anyway, holds up his glass as best he can. "Okay, let's see...let's toast to..."
"To love!" Dr. Dowasure blurts out, blushing terribly. Cyrus mumbles to himself.
"To forgiveness!" Daniel decides to cut in before Cyrus can.
"To life!" Rick suggests.
"That's a good one." Daniel smiles.
"Thank you!"
More hearts generate between the two. Hee hee, I just love them.
"To sodomy, it's between god and me! To S&M!" Kax sings loudly. That's a Rent song, peeps. Then she gets serious. "To happiness!"
"To unity!" Nokori manages to shout out.
"To adoration!" Some more hearts appear above Teishi as he says this.
"To redemption." Michelle decides to contribute.
"..."
Yup, that's Gabriella's contribution.
"Nya nya nya!" Neko-Denka meows in a slurred tone. Well, I'm curious to what he would toast to, so he magically goes back to his seat and turns human, much to Rick and Daniel's surprise. He coughs then speaks again. "To admiration!"
Cyrus finally decides to add his own. "T'$^#%in' gettin' what y'#$^$in' want!"
"Cy, language." Rick stares at him sternly. Cyrus looks down and mumbles to himself, chastened...I don't think I've ever used that word in conjunction with Cyrus in a sentence before.
Drak holds up his glass. "To everyone and everything."
They all clink their glasses together, somehow, and take a big ol drink. What a lovely toast. ::wipes tear from eye::
So they begin eating. Little does anyone, except apparently the demons who are too freakin smart for their own good, know that the food is spiked. Boy, that's weird sounding.
"Here you go, Cy." Daniel helps Cyrus in holding the silverware. "You hold it like that, okay?"
"Right, right..." It's been a while since Cyrus has eaten with civilization, okay? Shut up.
"See, you're doing great!"
Cyrus is enjoying such encouragement and it shows.
However, Namida has decided that she isn't going to disappear without a fight. "C, who did you say they were? Your 'parent's?"
Cyrus narrowed his eyes at the woman, who was almost visibly fighting with herself. Unwilling to show anger in front of his parents, Cyrus spoke in a low, dark voice. "Someone shut th' lady up 'fore I do somethin' not..." It's a struggle for Cyrus to try not to swear. "Somethin' that ain't pleasant."
"No problemo!" Says the hippie Kax. Kax turns and gives Dr. Kagakusha a kiss on the cheek.
Boy, that was easy. Dr. Kagakusha again turns red and falls out of her chair, knocked silly. Kax resumes eating as if nothing happened. Of course, from where Kaggie fell, little hearts are floating up. Hee hee.
There's one above Kax's head too. However, unlike some of the others, she takes it and tucks it into her yellow scarf. She's such a hippie.
Meanwhile, Drak has had to pry Teishi off him and sit him down in order to get him to eat, which might not be the smartest thing he can do, considering. I have no idea what Teishi would do if he was drunk. I guess we'll FIND OUT, WON'T WE? A HA HA!
Dang, I just remembered that Rick and Daniel don't have any presents! Snap.
Well NOW THEY DO! HA!
Slowly da drunking stuff (which is a weirder term fer alcohol that I just made up) is takin affect, but not before I can get some more SOBER hilarity!
"So, tell me about yourselves." Drak looks at Rick and Daniel, who are lavishing attention on Cyrus who's simply overjoyed. Dang, I wish Rick and Daniel were MY parents. They're so cute.
Rick smiles at Drak. "My names Rick and he's Daniel. We were married for five years before our untimely death on Cyrus' behalf."
Daniel smiles at Rick. Aww. "It was a great five years, believe me.
" Rick blushes. AWWW. "Shh, we're in front of other people, dear."
He calls him dear! That's so incredibly cute I think I'll die.
"I love m'parents!" Cyrus contributes for no real reason except I want him to. It's not untrue either, he really does. He's still three, y'know. "Y'don't know how happy I am that they're here with me again. This 's great!"
"Married, really?" Drak tries to keep a straight face. "How did that happen?"
Rick looks thoughtful. "Well, no wedding ever goes off without a hitch. They almost didn't get my dress in on time, do you remember?"
Daniel laughs. "Sure do! It still was the happiest moment of my life..."
This is too freakin adorable.
"Want to see?" A picture magically appears in Rick's hand. "This is from our wedding. It was destroyed when Cyrus was devastated by our death and destroyed everything in our general neighborhood, but apparently the author can bring it back for us."
That's right, I'll do anything for you two. You're too adorable.
Cyrus smiles at the picture. "I know that pic'! I saw it all th' time in your room!"
Daniel nods. "It was on our dresser. Here."
He hands it to Drak, who looks at it. Rick's in a pretty white dress (hee hee) and Daniel's in a tux. They're both cryin and all happy and stuff. ARGH, SO CUTE!
Teishi gets all teary eyed. "That's so beautiful. I love weddings, sirs."
He starts crying. Drak, feeling self-conscious, comforts him. "You should be happy at weddings, Teishi."
"I'll be happy at my own!" Teishi smiles. "When I'm married to you!"
Drak blushes REALLY HARD. Hee hee!
Rick and Daniel smile. "We wish you the best of luck."
They're so cute. I love them to death.
"So how'd you guys meet Cyrus?" Kax is interested in her fellow dead-ressurected characters. "Was it random?"
"Kind of..." Rick looks thoughtful.
"I was all beat up an' #$^%..." Cyrus tries to think of another word, but can't. Rick and Daniel don't seem to notice, though, so he doesn't care. "Right after I escaped, y'know? They found me an' took care of me!"
"That's pretty much it. We taught Cyrus almost everything he knows. We became his parents." Daniel tries to brush that one strand thats always in front of his eye away but he can't. I just thought I'd like to make it clear that that strand is there ON PURPOSE.
"I always wanted a son!" Rick looks all dramatic and stuff. He hugs Cyrus, who looks really happy. AWW. "We got the perfect one!"
"Wow, Cyrus, your parents are really nice!" Dr. Dowasure comments. "You're lucky!"
Cyrus nods. He is. Darn him.
"What about you?" Prof. Denka turns to Kax, who seems to be happy that Cyrus is happy. Of course, she's happy that anyone else is happy cause she's a HIPPIE. She shrugs.
"I met Kei when we were supposed to be chemistry partners. She tried to push me away, but I didn't go. Then she got super attached to me, then I left to be a trainer, then I died in the Vermillion massacre."
"How can you STAND that..." Cyrus catches a look from his parents. "That lady?"
Kax shakes her head. "You guys got her pegged all wrong. Sure, she's kind've mean sometimes and she's got a bad temper, but really inside she's a nice person. After all, if she can fall in love she can't be ALL bad, right?"
Dr. Kagakusha during this whole conversation had been trying to push her chair back up and get back to where she was. Kax easily renders all this work useless by grabbing her and kissing her again, causing her to flail around wildly before collapsing on the ground again. Heart heart heart! All over da place. HEE HEE.
"See? She's got hearts for me. She isn't all bad."
Dr. Dowasure smiles. "She's kind've mean...at least, I think part of her is...isn't that right?" He turns to Prof. Denka. "What was it?"
Prof. Denka looks at him and...UH OH...a heart appears over his head. This is gonna complicate things..."That's correct. There are parts of her which are generally nice and there are others that are cruel..."
Everyone is silent cause they're staring at that little heart above his head. Prof. Denka looks around.
"What?"
Rick nudges Cyrus. "Looks like you got some competition, Cy-chan. Wouldn't blame him though."
Cyrus is looking down cause he isn't sure whether or not he really wants to ADMIT that he likes Dr. Dowasure (as if the hearts weren't enough) or if he wants to remain alone and lonely all his life. Actually, now that I brought Rick and Daniel back to life, he wouldn't exactly be ALONE, but he wouldn't have LOVE.
I feel somewhat cheesy now. I have to do somethin about that.
Prof. Denka feels over his head and grabs the little heart. "Uh oh...not good. They warned me about this."
He tries to push it back into his chest when he realizes that it isn't REALLY his heart but a visible manifestation of his feelings. Heh heh.
Dr. Dowasure is smiling and totally oblivious to the problems his all-too-cute and lovable appearance causes. "Silly, that isn't REALLY your heart! It's a love heart!"
He said silly! That's too freakin cute.
ANYWAY, since I've decided that everyone's drunk enough, dinner is over. They magically move to the living room.
Everyone jumps slightly since it was quite sudden. That's da whole point, people! Sheesh.
"Let's open presents then!" Drak sounds somewhat slurred. HEE HEE. He walks over to the tree.
SUDDENLY, the tags on the presents switch themselves around! NOW NO ONE KNOWS WHO GETS WHAT! A HA HA HA!
Drak grabs a grey colored box. "Um...this is...to Cyrus...from Prof. Denka."
Actually, I think I'll make one present for everyone assigned correctly then da rest are RANDOM! HEE HEE!
He gives it to the M-2, who's sitting on the couch inbetween his parents. Cyrus rips it open eagerly, just like a little kid.
"What is it?" His parents ask.
"Neat!" Cyrus pulls out...
Wait, I have to think of something Cyrus would like....
Ah ha!
Cyrus pulls out a wine bottle. There we go.
Prof. Denka, who's still somewhat drunk, nods. "Right, I thought you may like that."
Drak continues, picking up a black and blue present. "This one's for Teishi...from me!"
Teishi takes it respectifully and opens it carefully. That's so like him. Inside is a big soft jacket and snowhat (yes, they're STILL snowhats.) that are black and blue too. Color Co-ordinated for Drak! Hee hee!
"Oh, Drak-sama, you shouldn't have!" Teishi put the coat and hat on, noting there was a little heart embroidered where his heart would be.
"Well, you always look so cold."
"Here, Drak-sama." Teishi picked up a green and yellow present and handed it to him. "This one's from me!"
Inside is a little gold necklace that has Drak's name in Katakana on it. AWW. Drak puts it on. "Thanks!"
"No, thank you." Teishi smiles at his master. AWW.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dowasure is pawing through the presents. "Where's one for me? Do I have one? I forget if I gave one to someone..."
"Don't worry, here's one for you." Drak pulled out a purple and blue present. Hmm, who do we know that's purple and blue? HEE HEE. "It's from Cyrus."
"Ooo!" Dr. Dowasure rips into it as enthusiastically as Cyrus did. He pulls out a pair of jeans that are almost identical to Cyrus', even down to the rips, only lavender. "PRETTY!"
"Thought y'needed some good clothes." Cyrus mumbles.
Kax and Dr. Kagakusha exchange presents. "Here."
They find in each one a doll of the other person.
Dr. Kagakusha hugs her Kax doll. "Thank you!"
...Woah, I don't think I've EVER heard her say that.
"Thanks, Kei!" Kax tucks that Dr. Kagakusha doll into her scarf along with the heart. Who didn't see THAT coming?
"To you, Prof. Denka!" Drak hands Prof. Denka a brown and black package. Hmm, brown and black, eh? EHH? "It's from Dr. Dowasure."
Prof. Denka opens it with calm. Darn him.
Inside, however, is...a stuffed Neko-Denka!
"Isn't it cute?" Dr. Dowasure sounds ecstatic, probably due to the alcholohol (I don't care how it's really spelled now.) he has devoured/drank.
Prof. Denka smiles. "Thank you." He puts it on his shoulder. "It's very poofy."
Hmm...is that everyone? Wait...
Rick and Daniel exchange presents and found they gave eachother the exact same thing, a little heart necklace. They kiss eachother.
"Thank you!" They say at the same time. Darn it, they're too cute. NOW is that everyone...no, not quite.
Michelle opens Gabriella's present. It's a pair of green earmuffs.
"My thanks."
Gabriella opens Michelle's. It's also a pair of earmuffs. These are BLUE tho.
Gabriella nods.
NOW is that everyone...?...::tries to count:: Ah, who cares. I think it is.
Suddenly, a bell is heard chiming in the distance. It slowly grows in volume until...
Zarla bursts through the door! She's wearing a really long bell necklace, just like the one I'm wearing now! "HELLODERE!"
WHAT THE?!
Everyone stares at her. "What are YOU doing here?"
Zarla shrugs. "No reason. Just wanted ta huggle my little doctor. Yer so cute!"
NO! SHOO! This is WEIRD ENOUGH without addin myself PHYSICALLY!
Lira poofs in and sits in Dr. Dowasure's lap. She snuggles up to him. "I don't think it's weird!"
AGH! Now there are FOUR people lusting after Dr. Dowasure! This isn't only WEIRD, it's getting COMPLICATED! SHOO!
Soshi looks in from the kitchen. "Aww, I wanted to have sex with Cyrus."
Cyrus looks incredibly surprised while Soshi begins laughing hysterically. Lira and Zarla start fighting over Dr. Dowasure, who looks very confused.
THAT'S IT, GET OUTTA HERE!
One by one, the three of them disappear. Phew.
I can barely handle my chars by mySELF, I don't need OTHER peeps showin up.
"Hey, is Radic here?" King looks in through the door.
ARGH! NOT YA TOO!
"What?" King looks innocent. Isis, who has been hiding behind the Christmas Tree, hugs Teishi.
NO NO! EVERYONE SHOO! ARGH!
Everyone vanishes except the peeps who were there originally.
OKAY, THAT BETTER BE IT.
Now, where was I?
"I forgot." Dr. Dowasure is blushing rather badly. No wonder.
Okay, okay, everything should be under control now...
"Not even a LITTLE sex?" Soshi asks from somewhere.
NO! SHOOOOO! ::spazzes angrily::
"Fine fine..." Soshi leaves.
Everyone is very confused.
"O...kay..." Cyrus looks up. "Let's jus' pretend that didn't happen, 'kay?"
FINE WITH ME.
So, where were we? Ah yes, PRESENTS AND DRUNKNESNESS AND FLOATING HEARTS! A HA HA!
"Great, she's even more hyper then ever now..."
QUIET, DENKA!
"PROFESSOR DENKA, DARN IT!" Prof. Denka abruptly shouts at the ceiling. "I'm tired of people just calling me DENKA!"
Dr. Dowasure points out helpfully "Actually, it was just Dr. Kagakusha doing that. And that was in a different fic, anyway."
Prof. Denka has gotten himself in a righteous rage. Uh oh. I don't think this has ever happened before. "I can't believe this! I give the best years of my life to that facility and I EARNED my degree, I'm a professor in all ways and you won't even grant me the dignity of calling me my full title while I still treat all you yahoos like you have brains and nya nya nya NYA nya-..."
Neko-Denka looks at his new cat body and shrieks angrily. "NYAAAAAAA!"
I don't feel like listenin ta ya ramble on and on, Denka-hakase, so quiet.
Neko-Denka sobs and hides under the couch, continuing to talk about how no one can understand him in nyaing meows.
I feel kind of bad now. OH WELL!
ANYWAY, Teishi picks up a blue and purple present. "This one looks like it's for me, Drak-sama."
"Really?" Drak looks at the tag. "Hmm...it does say your name..."
Teishi opens the present all slowly and carefully. Inside...
There's a collar.
"Erm...is this...uhm...from you, Drak-sama?" Teishi blushes terribly and looks at his master, who also looks terribly embarrassed. Not as embarrassed as Cyrus does though.
"Um...no."
"#$&$!" Cyrus shouts loudly and snatches the gift away from Teishi. "That ain't for you! That's MY present!"
Everyone stares at Cyrus, who just turns redder and angrier. "I MEANT I gave it t'someone, y'#$^$ers!"
Everyone continues staring at him, only their eyes just get bigger. Cyrus angrily throws the collar at Dr. Dowasure and stomps off into the kitchen. Dr. Dowasure, being the cutie he is, stares at the collar in confusion, then looks at the inside.
"Must be mine! It has 'Doc' written in it!"
Everyone is REALLY starin now. HEE HEE. Dr. Dowasure apparently finds this perfectly normal and puts the collar on. ::giggles hysterically:: Ooo, I think everyone's gonna sweatdrop soon.
Drak grabs another present from underneath the tree. This one is red and blue. "O...kay...this one's for...me...?"
Dr. Kagakusha looks thoughtful. "Wait a minute, I don't remember...well, maybe I did...but maybe you didn't! Hmm..."
Kax looks at her funny.
Inside is a big peace sign.
"Cool!" Drak holds up the peace sign like Link does in Zelda games.
"I gave that to Kax! Gimme that!" Kaggie grabs it and gives it to the right person. Kax takes it.
"Thank yoooou."
Now we have a grey present that magically floats over to Michelle and Gabriella because I think Drak has too many lines in this. I may make him pass out for no reason to get him out of the way...but then poor Teishi would be sad. So I won't.
Michelle opens it.
"A notepad." She shows it to Gabriella, who nods.
"Nya!" Neko-Denka stumbles out from under the couch, manages somehow to bat it out of their claws, then holds it in his mouth and gives it to Dr. Dowasure. "Nya nya."
"So I won't write on my clothes, right?" Dr. Dowasure smiles, cause he's cute that way. "Thanks!"
Inside what is thought to be Cyrus' present (Cyrus has wandered in at this point cause he's bored easily and wants to see if there are any more presents for him) is a purple Cthulu doll.
"Uh...thanks, Doc." He looks at Dr. Dowasure, who looks incredibly confused.
"I don't remember..."
Michelle swoops down and snatches it away from him, giving it silently to Gabriella who takes it silently. Darn it, they're too serious, they ruin all da fun.
Grr, too many presents. I can't handle givin em all out. Darn it. TOO COMPLICATED FER A FIC AS HYPER AS THIS!
After a scene of much hilarity and mistaken gift giving and such that was extremely funny, yet I don't feel like writin at da moment, everyone is relaxin in da living room. I've turned Neko-Denka back inta a human, cause I feel bad fer him. Actually, I kinda need him fer da next scene. I won't say why cause it's a surpriiiisseeee ee hee hee hee.
Anyway, Teishi is sittin on Drak's lap, Rick and Daniel are sittin with Cyrus, who's drunk and has Dr. Dowasure on HIS lap, who is also drunk. Kagakusha and Kax are sittin next ta eachother inna corner with their arms around eachother. Michelle and Gabriella are sititin...not touchin eachother...DARN IT! Prof. Denka is mysteriously nowhere ta be seen fer some obscure reason.
Dr. Dowasure notices this because fer fic purposes I have made him observant. "Where'd Prof. Denka go? I bet he went ta get a drink! That bun!"
HE CALLED HIM A BUN! A HA HA HA HA HA HA! Inside joke. A HA HA HA!
"It's so wonderful we're all gathered here for Christmas!" Drak says for no real reason. He hugs Teishi. Teishi blushes.
Kaggie looks at the ceiling and sees a message written there! It says "Hey Kags, it's time you told Kax about your disorder!"
See, I could have told her myself as author, but I'm tired of bein da voice o God. I think I'll just be da handwritin a God fer now.
Kaggie looks all worried and stuff.
"Got somethin' ta tell me, Kei?" Says Kax, who's got supremely perceptive powers cause she's such a HIPPIE. Kagakusha looks all awkward.
Dr. Dowasure seems annoyed that Prof. Denka is gone. I wonder why.
"That Cheesehead..."
BWA HA HA HA! I love how I can make Dr. Dowasure say da weirdest stuff, cause he's so cute. He could get away with murder, he could.
Rick and Daniel give Cyrus a hug, who looks like he's gonna have a heart attack from happiness. This is worryin me here, but there's no way I'm gonna take them away now cause a) they're really cute and b) Cyrus would kill me.
SO RICK AND DANIEL STAY! They're not voted off da island! I hate that show. ANYWAY, where was I?
"Erf..." Kaggie looks all awkward. ANOTHER rare thin ta see. "Yeah, it's important..."
"What is it?" Kax suspects nothin. Well, nothin like THREE PSYCHOTIC PERSONALITIES, but who would?
"I got multiple personality disorder." Kaggie blurts out. Everyone makes that annoying "oooh" noise that everyone makes when ya get in trouble. I hate that noise.
Kax shrugs. "Eh, so what."
Kax doesn't apparently get da point here. Looks like yer gonna hafta explain it ta her, Kaggie. Like ta a small child.
::smacks self:: GET OUTTA GALAXY QUEST MODE!
"There are three of me."
Kax blinks then turns towards her again. "Wait, what was that first thing you said?"
"I have MPD." I don't feel like typin da whole thing out. Shut up. Kax blinks. "Three you said?"
"Yup."
Kax is takin this remarkably well. "And they are...?"
"Me, Me, and Me!" Her three personalities say alternately. She struggles with herself for a while, but Namida gets control. "I'm Namida, strongest and smartest."
"Psycho." Cyrus contributes.
Another interpersonal struggle. "I'm Hana..."
"Pansy." Cyrus continues to contribute. How thoughtful.
Finally, her normal voice comes through. "And I'm Nokori."
Kax blinks and stares at her for a while. "Serious?"
Kaggie nods all sad and stuff. Almost feel bad fer her, but NOT QUITE!
"Great!"
Everyone stares at Kax.
"There's three of you to love!"
Kaggie passes out, I don't know from what. Kax didn't even kiss her that time!
Har har, Kax is too much of a hippie to ever be angry at anyone, much less Kaggie for somethin that isn't her fault.
Now let's see, isn't everyone curious as to where Denka went? AREN'T YOU AREN'T YOU?
Everyone looks all worried and nods. YEAH YOU BETTER BE.
"THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS-" a voice shouts from..what is it...the roof? BWAHA HA HA!
Everyone stares upwards except for Kax, who's perceptive because she's a HIPPIE and stares at the fireplace. Good call, Kaxxy.
Kaxxy. That's a new one. HARHAR!
Soot is coming down the fireplace and stuff like that. You know, like someone is coming down it. Got it yet, or do I hafta bash ya over da head with it?
Everyone stares at the fireplace as if it were the harbinger of god. THAT sentence made me crack up.
There's a big cloud of soot and a loud fwumpy type noise. Heehee, fwump. When the soot clears, its....
PROF. DENKA IN A SANTA SUIT! AHAHAHAHAAA!
If he could swear he would.
"IT'S SANTA!" Dr. Dowasure shouts with all the happiness and glee that only someone as cute as he can muster. My god he's so cute. He's hopping up and down and shouting and stuff. "Santa, did you get my list? Did you? I tried to be good this year, really I did, really really!"
He pauses. "Did I send you a list? I must have, but maybe I forgot."
Prof. Denka is getting one of those vein things on his head and says in a real low "I'm about to kill you" voice that is common usually only with stoic kind of characters like Drak, Cyrus, or Grey, and closes his eyes. Kind of like this. --> -.-+ "I AM NOT SANTA CLAUS."
Apparently Dr. Dowasure is the only person who believes in Santa Clause. My god. AND YOU ALL CALL YOURSELVES SUPERHEROS?
::snaps out of Tick mode::
Dr. Dowasure rummages through the pockets of his cargo pants. Yes, he's still wearing those. AND THE COLLAR. HAR HAR HAR!
"I must have it somewhere. Give me a sec, I know I can find it!"
Prof. Denka-Santa gets another vein thingy. -.-++
"Don't call me that." His voice is still all dangerous. Har har, you can't scare me Denka because you don't have psychic powers and such. What can you do to me, you're all poofy and old. HAHA!
Another vein thingy. HOOHOO I love to torment my own characters. He's getting angry now so it looks more like this. >.<+++
Dr. Dowasure grabs the correct paper. Yes, his papers were transferred into his new pants because I'M THE AUTHOR SHUT UP. He then leaps on Prof. Denka and knocks him to the ground.
Prof. Denka makes an oofy type noise. Heh heh, oofy. Dr. Dowasure sits on Denka's lap and begins reading his list.
Everyone is watching this and cracking up. Except for the people who are actually sensitive to other peoples feelings and are kind of perceptive. That means...Cyrus and Kagakusha are laughing, actually. Hmm, I don't have many jerk characters. PROBABLY A GOOD SIGN.
"I want a new labcoat and some pencils and some paper and I want...um.." Dr. Dowasure struggles to read his own writing. "A hug and I want Cyrus and I want people hug me and kiss me and not hurt me-"
NO NO WE AREN'T GOING into the Dowasure that screams hysterically at people to stop hurting him because I find that DEPRESSING. NO. Dr. Dowasure continues on as if he hasn't said anything.
Cyrus heard it though. He stops laughing and starts blushing again. HARHAR. Rick and Daniel nudge him. Hee hee. That makes it even WORSE.
Prof. Denka is getting angrier and angrier. >.<++++
"And please please please give me a kitten I swear I'll take good care of it, signed Dowasure." Dr. Dowasure turns and smiles at him. "Did you get that? Want me to read it again?"
"THAT'S IT!"
Uh oh.
Prof. Denka grabs Dr. Dowasure easily and pins him, holding him in front of him like a shield. CRUD!
"I've had enough of you poking fun at me!"
"Owwww..." Dr. Dowasure whimpers because his arm is all bent funny because he's being held like Chrisodeo used to hold me when he wanted something. IT HURTS.
Prof. Denka looks at the sky and shakes the santa hat off his head. "And you! Don't try anything or I'll...I'll..."
YOU WOULDN'T DARE HURT HIM!
Prof. Denka looks thoughtful for a few moments, but because he's too smart, he thinks of something really fast. "Or else I'll kiss him!"
Everyone gets really big eyes and stares at the both of them. Dr. Dowasure is in too much pain to be surprised and that's depressing me. CURSE YOU DENKA!
Prof. Denka smirks. "That's right, I'll kiss him and make it so this is more set to a DenkaxDowasure tangent, just like in Entrapped. It won't take long and once I start, she won't be able to stop! I'll set her on a kick! That's what I'm going to do!"
I would laugh but he's right. ^_^o If he DOES kiss him that'll get me on a DenkaxDowasure kick despite my best efforts and that would RUIN EVERYTHING because DARN IT I like CyrusxDowasure. ARGH.
"I'll do it!"
"Oww." Dr. Dowasure tries to remind everyone that he's still being held rather painfully.
HIPPIE TIME!
"Hey man, not cool." Kax stands up and walks over. Prof. Denka backs away. "He's in pain, see? You shouldn't hurt him. You love him, don't you?"
Prof. Denka goes through a multitude of expressions. Here's the big moment.
Prof. Denka lowers his head. "...yes, I do."
"Meep." Dr. Dowasure says because this is too serious and I want to ruin the mood. HAR!
"So at least loosen it a bit, okay? You don't have to let him go, but look at him, that's got to hurt."
"Kax, aren't you going to try and make him let him go?" Kei is kind of confused, as am I. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A HIPPIE!
Kax turns her glassesed (SHUT UP) eyes towards the ceiling. "I AM a hippie, you nutball. Free love FOR ALL."
Heh, she called me a nutball.
ANYWAY BACK TO THE CONFLICT AT HAND.
Prof. Denka, let go of that kawaii doctor RIGHT NOW.
"NO! Not until i start getting some RESPECT! Santa Clause INDEED!"
But the beard! THE BEARD!
"Shut up!" Prof. Denka spins Dr. Dowasure around and pins his arms to his sides, causing Dr. Dowasure to be relieved that the pain is gone, but now his eyes are all big because of what he's been hearing. "Don't make me do it!"
"Aren't you a little old for him?" Rick points out helpfully. Secretly, him and Daniel want Cyrus to be happy because they love him with the intensity of a million suns, so they don't want his kind of competiton hurting Cyrus again. ALSO THEY'RE CYRUSXDOWASURE FANS AT HEART TOO! HAHAHAHA!
Prof. Denka gets even MORE angry. "I am not OLD! My hair is naturally WHITE! Can't you people TELL?"
"Then how old ARE you!"
"I can't tell you until I know how old all you other people are. I can only give my age in reference to others."
Dang, he's right you know. Since I don't have set ages for my characters, I can only give age in comparison. FWA. There goes Denka poking holes in my plot again.
"PROF. DENKA!"
Fine, Denka-hakase.
"...you're lucky I know what that means."
"So how old ARE you anyway?" Kaggie looks all thoughtful. "I always thought you were really old. I never knew your hair was ALWAYS white."
"Let me just say this-"
OOO BRILLIANT 2U CAME ON ::jams::
Come on come on jump jump jump everybody! WOOOO!
::finishes:: Aaah, DDR music.
Okay, what was I doing?
Oh right.
"Let me just say this..." Prof. Denka is even more annoyed that I YET AGAIN interrupted one of his wonderful boring monoluges. Nyah nyah. "I was eight when Dowasure was three and Kagakusha was six."
"You're five years older then me?" Dr. Dowasure would be writing this down, but he can't since his arms are still pinned.
"And that's all."
"Wow, I never knew that." Kagakusha is entirely ignoring Dowasure's plight like the evil womans she is and walks off to the kitchen again. "Eh, I'm going to get a drink. Anyone else want something? This might take a while."
Cyrus is getting all angry, but he can't really do anything about it. Since if he makes a break for Dowasure, Denka could still kiss him before he did anything.
DARN IT it's a STANDOFF. Okay, Denka, what do you want.
Prof. Denka pulls Dr. Dowasure into a hug. "PROF. DENKA."
Meep. Okay, Denka-hakase. DENKA-HAKASE, OKAY? Let Dowasure go!
"No. Not until my demands are met."
Dr. Dowasure is all wide-eyed and stuff but not unhappy. Uh oh, I'm already going into the kick. MUST RESIST FOR THE GOOD OF THE HYPERACTIVE FICNESS.
Can't anyone ELSE do something about this?
Everyone just sits and stares.
FAT LOT OF HELP YOU ARE.
"I want more respect for one." Prof. Denka is talking while holding Dowasure safely in his arms. GAAAAAAAAHH I'm ALREADY DOING IT! FOR GOD'S SAKE FINE! FINE! WHAT ELSE?!
"I'm also tired of being called Denka all the time. My title is PROF. Denka thank you. Tell Kagakusha to call me that too."
OKAY! Kagakusha, no more calling him Denka, okay?
Kagakusha hears the voice of her god from the ceiling and nods and shrugs. "Whatever."
That's right, I'm your god. I'M ALL OF YOUSE GOD! ::tries to get out of the New York accent she just picked up::
"If I hear one more person call me DENKA one more time, I swear to god I'm going to kiss him. Understand that?"
Yes yes, okay? OKAY? I get it! Let him go!
Dr. Dowasure is blushing. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T-
Dr. Dowasure starts smiling. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
"One more demand..."
MAKE IT QUICK! MAKE IT QUICK BEFORE I GO INTO THE KICK!
Prof. Denka is taking his time because he LIKES TO TOY WITH ME. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
"I want my own shounen-ai fic."
Everyone stares. o.o Like that.

Dr. Dowasure blinks all cutely. YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE, DOWASURE! Or I'll...god, I can't hurt him. Darn it.
"You hear me?"
You already HAVE one! It's called Entrapped, remember?
"It's not finished. I want you to finish it. And write another one. I want two."
WHY!
Prof. Denka continues hugging Dr. Dowasure. "Like I said before, I do love him. And I want people to know that, okay? Is that so wrong? Cyrus has two."
Nightmare and Volatile...dang, he's right.
"Drak and Teishi have two..."
DANG! Shoukan and Devotion!
"And, for god's sake, even Drak and Cyrus have two."
NO, Redemption isn't even done. That DOESN'T COUNT!
"What about me?" Kax asks the sky. "I don't have one."
You're dead. And you're not holding the epitome of kawaiiness as a hostage.
"I want TWO finished Shounen-ai fics, got that? TWO!"
OKAY! OKAY! FINE! I'll write the stupid fics! OKAY?
Dr. Dowasure gets a little heart over his head. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Oops, I think I waited a little too long."
"Prof. Denka..."
GOD NO! NO! AGGGGGH!
Dr. Dowasure hugs him back.
::writhing madly::
Prof. Denka doesn't look unhappy.
Cyrus does though. "YOU #$^#$%! GET AWAY FROM HIM!"
Hmm, this could get interesting. GET HIM, CYRUS!
Dr. Dowasure turns and stares at Cyrus, then at Prof. Denka, then at Cyrus again.
"ME, DOC! ME!" Cyrus points at himself.
Prof. Denka still has his hands on Dr. Dowasure's shoulders and doesn't say anything.
Like I mentioned before, Prof. Denka has no psychic powers. So really, the only protection he has now is Dr. Dowasure's love. Now THAT'S an interesting phrase.
Cyrus is all glowy and blue-purple and stuff. "GET AWAY FROM M'DOC!"
Kax is sitting on the couch not looking perturbed in the least. "Best listen to the man, his eyes is glowing."
DON'T STEAL MY LINES, KAX! GAHHH I have lost all control. DARN IT.
Michelle is suddenly covered with pink spots. HA! NOT ALL CONTROL!
Gabriella stares at her without expression. Michelle doesn't seem to care.
DARN IT! YOU STUPID, STUPID DEMONS!
Flurlurlur.
"Bad sign." Drak looks at the ceiling. "That's one of her hyperactive frustrated noises."
To prove this, I put Drak into a dress for no reason. He starts blushing and denying it, like he ALWAYS DOES. Drak is ALWAYS IN DENIAL, AREN'T YOU?
"I'm not in denial, just like how I'm not in this dress."
YES YOU ARE!
"Drak-sama, I'm afraid she's right."
Drak hugs Teishi and puts a hand over his mouth to shut him up. That worked rather well, really.
Heh, funny song. Cocktails for two. No longer need we miss our charming scene like this...On some...secluded rendevue WHOOPEE BANG FWEEE! HARHAR!
I love that song. It's funnier, if you hear it though. Hehe, wow is the comma in the wrong place.
"GOD#$^$ IT! THIS 'S IMPORTANT Y'#$^$IN' #$^$^!" Cyrus shouts at the sky because I'm not really paying attention to him at the moment. Right, the whole fight to the death thing for Dowasure's love.
Prof. Denka just holds him. DARN IT DOWASURE! Look what you've done now! You've RUINED CHRISTMAS!
Dr. Dowasure starts crying. Wow, that doesn't make me feel any better. God, I'm sorry.
Kax is still off in her own world. i think it's because she's completely drunk. "Slow down, you're moving too fast. You've got to make moment last, just kicking down the cobblestones, looking for fun and feeling groovy! Lalalalala, feeling groovy!"
STOP SINGING THAT SUPREMELY HIPPIE-ISH SONG AND RUINING THE MOOD, KAX!
"Don't you YELL AT HER!" Kaggie starts looking all psychotic like she did when she tore some peeps up in her backstory. CRUD. Okay, I didn't mean it.
"That's better."
Boy, what was I talking about when I said to make my characters entertain me. They're the ones with all the control. Fwah.
Dr. Dowasure is still crying. Cyrus and Prof. Denka both are trying to make him feel better.
"Don't cry, Doc, th' author's jus' a #^$^in' @#%#%, she didn't mean it..."
"It's not your fault, this is all completely out of your control. It's okay, really..."
Cyrus and Prof. Denka meet glares and then immediately leap at eachother and start fighting. I don't think I've ever seen anything remotely CLOSE to that bizarre.
"#$^$^!"
"MONSTER!"
Dr. Dowasure watches them with his cute big eyes all teary and stuff. Since Kax is such a hippie, she pulls up Dr. Dowasure and gives him to Cyrus' parents.
"Here, take care of him, okay?"
"Right!"
Rick and Daniel are so cute. They smooth down his hair and make him feel better. GOD I LOVE THEM. They are MIRACLE WORKERS.
"Shouldn't you be doing something about this?" Michelle points to the two guys fighting all over the floor while shouting at eachother.
Like what? I can't stop them. Fah, let them fight.
Michelle shakes her head. "You ARE the author."
Like THAT means anything. Even YOU two don't listen to me.
"That's because you're insane."
Gabriella nods. I DON'T NEED YOUR INPUT!
Drak and Teishi are watching the brawl rather fearfully.
"Shouldn't we do something, Drak-sama?"
"Do you REALLY want to interrupt Cyrus now?" Drak is staring at Cyrus who is screaming obscenities while Denka is pulling his hair. CATFIGHT! This is hilarious.
"PROF. DENKA!"
Fine. Whatever.
Heh. Cyrus scratches at PROF. Denka's face. CATFIGHT! AHAHAHA!
I would turn them into nekos, but that might make the situation even worse. So I think I'll just leave it at that.
Can SOMEONE STOP THIS FIGHT THINGY!?! FWAHH!
"I can." Kax raises her hand.
::looks all confused:: Waaaaah?
Kax smiles, leans back, looks all assured and stuff, and looks up. "Give me control of the fic, I'll take care of everything for you."
This causes everyone to stop moving completely, even Denka and Cyrus in one of those classic in-the-middle-of-a-fight poses, which means Cyrus is having his hair pulled, is holding a lamp, and Denka has a big honking black eye. Hee hee.
Wait a minute, I can't GIVE control of the fic to one of my characters! That would be WEIRD!
"You did it for Ashstar."
SINCE WHEN DO ALL OF YOU LOOK THROUGH MY FILES FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Kax shrugs. "Well, you don't have any control now. Why not let me try for a while? I think I can fix it all cool and stuff."
Heh, cool. Hippie. HIPPIE!
"Yeah, let her fix it." Dowasure contributes from where Rick and Daniel are sitting and looking TOO FRICKIN CUTE. "I don't want to have ruined Christmas..."
God, I feel terrible now. Okay, Kax, you can fix it, okay? I give control of the fic to Kax now.
WOOHOO!
Everything disappears, including Zarla, so she can't protest!
Instead, there's a bunch of singers singing. They sing this.
"Isagiyoku Kakkoyoku Ikite Ikou...Tatoe Futari Hanarebanare ni Natte mo... Take my Revolution!"
Our scene slowly regains color, revealing a castle hanging in the sky, upside down, slowly spinning and sparkling. The singers continue singing while the sound of galloping horses fill the air...
"Hikari Sasu Garden, Te wo Toriai Chikaiatta Nagusameatta
Mou Koi wa Nido to Shinai yo tte
Sonna Tsuyoi Kessoku wa Katachi wo Kae
Ima ja Konna ni Takumashii Watashitachi no Life style,
everyday...everytime!"
And then, galloping across the sky, come two horses, streaking, manes flying, hooves pounding nothing, neighing furiously. And riding on their backs are two female figures, both covered in armor, one with auburn hair and the other with dark-purple/black. Almost racing with one another, the two gallop past the castle, laughing and smiling and doing all that kind of stuff.
"Hoho wo Yoseatte Utsuru Shashin no Egao ni Sukoshi no Sabishisa Tsumekonde!"
With a dramatic change in scene, the two are reaching out for one another, the auburn-haired one with her hair curled upwards in an elaborate red dress, and the dark-haired one wearing a boy's uniform, also elaborately decorated. They reach out, fingertips just brushing, before getting pulled apart again.
"Isagiyoku Kakko yoku Ashita kara wa Dare mo ga Furimuku Onna ni Naru Tatoe Futari Hanarebanare ni Natte mo Kokoro wa Zutto Issho ni!"
Then the words appear on the screen...in flowery pretty script...
"Shoujo Kakumei KAKKUSU!"
A vixen bursts through the scene, rendering it into shreds, ripping the pieces away from the borders and shouting furiously.
"NO! NO! DARN IT, KAX! We AREN'T doin a UTENA PARODY! GAH!"
What? I said I would fix it, didn't I? Look, no more fighting! See, success!
"KAX! GIMME BACK CONTROL RIGHT NOW!"
Anthy-Kaggie wanders back on screen and looks angry. "Hey, I LIKED this fic!"
Utena-Kax walks back on and pulls the sword of Dios out of Kaggie's chest, which was weird for the both of them really, since woah, who knew she had a sword in her chest?
Kaggie holds her chest while Utena-Kax advances on Zarla. "I'm the author now! And I want to be a prince! Is that so wrong!?"
Zarla holds her head as if it has started to ache, which it probably has. "Give me control again, Kax, this is supposed to be a Christmas fic!"
"You DO know that at this point, it's June?" Kaggie points out.
"It wasn't when I STARTED!" Zarla shouts angrily.
"Wah wah wah." Kaggie waves her hands derisively and wanders off screen again. Zarla angrily struggles with Kax to get the sword out of her hands.
"GIMME THAT!"
"NO!"
"GIMME!"
"NO!"
Zarla eventually wins the battle, taking the sword and slashing a hole through the space-time continuum.
"If you won't GIVE it to me, I'll just make it so it never happened!"
"That's physically impossible!" Kaggie runs back on screen again. "You can't do that!"
"WATCH!"
Zarla does it.
Kax leans back on the couch, sighing. "Well, it was nice while it lasted."
Kagakusha leans against her. "I wanted to be a princess too."
Aww, that's cute. Hee hee. This makes me want to write a fic about them. UTENA FIC! Hee hee.
Hmm, the problem of the fighting guys on the floor hasn't been taken care of yet. Rick, Daniel?
"Yes?" They say together. EEE SO CUTE. Can you help me with this?
"We can try."
With that, the two get up and walk over to where Cyrus and Denka are fighting furiously on the floor.
"Cy-chan?"
Again, they freeze in their battle-positions. Hee hee, BATTLE POSITIONS!