So-Libs!
Cuz we're all mad
By Sopheari
The Magic Spell
Once upon a time, in the far away land of Dr. Kagakusha's bedroom, there lived a awkward princess
named Ashstar and her beloved animal companion, a neon red Manachu named Teishi. One day, they
were walking through the forest stupidly until they came upon a book. It was dancing, and they became
very fluffy. The princess Ashstar decided to say a magic spell that she knew. `Bwaaah!!!!' she shouted,
and suddenly the book turned into a prince! He introduced himself as Colt the poofy. He was the king of
the legendary River of liquified cotton and gave the princess a noun in token of his affection. They got
married, and lived queerily ever after!
The Teishi Co. Goes Postal
Once upon a time, there was an office full of fluffy people called The Teishi Company. They worked
stupidly, except for one guy named Colt. In fact, they nicknamed him The Manachu because he was
always dancing. One day, The Manachu's most awkward co-worker, who was named Ashstar, brought
a book to the office, which made everyone want to run. `Bwaaah!!' shouted the staff, as they watched
The Manachu's face turn neon red. He seemed to be very poofy until Teishi, the boss, decided to douse
him with liquified cotton. Things were soon back to normal. The Manachu was relocated to Dr.
Kagakusha's bedroom and they all continued to run queerily for the rest of their lives.
A Curse
It was a fluffy and awkward day when the curse of the evil Teishi came down upon the unfortunate Colt.
Dark clouds gathered and liquified cotton began to pour from the sky. Colt walked through Dr.
Kagakusha's bedroom stupidly on that Friday the 13th, until he saw an intriguing neon red colored
stone on the ground. He picked it up, and heard a poofy voice coming from deep within. `Bwaaah!'
it moaned queerily. Colt immediately began to run. To remove the curse, he killed the nearest Manachu
and sprinkled its blood on the stone. Immediately, the stone started dancing and transformed into a noun.
To Colt's surprise, the noun began to speak. `My name is Ashstar', it said, `and I have a gift for you!' With
an evil cackle, the noun vanished, leaving only a book in its place, which Colt would be doomed to carry
with him for all time.
Star Trek Adventure
One day, on the bridge of the fluffy ship known as the Enterprise, Captain Picard was startled by the
sudden appearance of a noun aboard his ship. 'Bwaaah!!' shouted Picard queerily as the noun began
dancing. Ashstar, the ship's first officer, decided to attempt to neutralize it with liquified cotton, but her
plan failed. Picard then asked the android, Colt, who suggested that they beam it to Dr. Kagakusha's
bedroom. Picard tried to do that, but the transporter began to glow a poofy shade of neon red and didn't
work at all. in desperation, Picard called on his chief engineer, Teishi, who stated stupidly that they should
find a book which would transform the noun into a Manachu. This worked, and Picard became very
awkward and started to run, and they all lived queerily ever after.
Roll Over Shakespeare
Once upon a time, there were two fluffy lovers named Colt and Ashstar. They wanted to be allowed to
run, but their poofy parents wouldn't allow it. One night, Colt climbed up the noun outside the bedroom
of his beloved. He shouted the immortal words, `Tis the east, and Ashstar is the book!' The two lovers
had a friend named Teishi, who approved of the lovers dancing and wanted to help them. Teishi brought
Ashstar a magic potion of liquified cotton that allowed her to fake her own death. When Colt heard that his
beloved had been killed, he became as poofy as a Manachu. He went to her grave and killed himself. His
last words were `Bwaaah!!' When she awoke, she turned neon red with emotion and stabbed herself
queerily with a awkward knife. The two lovers were buried side by side in Dr. Kagakusha's bedroom and
everyone lived stupidly ever after.
Masquerade Party
The biggest and most awkward masquerade party of the year was about to begin, and Ashstar had
decided to go dressed as a Manachu. When she walked into the fluffy hall, she was so impressed that
she stupidly cried out, 'Bwaaah!!' Over by the noun, she noticed someone wearing all neon red and
drinking a cup of liquified cotton. She suspected that it might be her good friend Teishi, so she went
over and pulled off the mask. She cried out queerily to find that it was her most poofy friend, Colt.
'Where have you been?' she asked. 'I've been dancing in Dr. Kagakusha's bedroom', he responded.
She asked him if he'd like to run, but he was not a very fluffy dancer, and said that he'd rather go play
with his book instead.
The Wedding
After the fluffy engagement of Ashstar and Colt, all their friends were invited to the wedding. It was held
in Dr. Kagakusha's bedroom which is a poofy location. The bridesmaids wore neon red dresses that
were stupidly made. Ashstar and Colt wrote their own vows. I ,Ashstar take you, Colt for my queerily
wedded book. To run from this day forward, as long as we both shall die. Everyone thought the vows
were awkward and they shouted, Bwaaah!!!! at the couple. The best man proposed a liquified cotton
toast, and with an inflatable Manachu tied to the car, the queerily married couple drove off for a
honeymoon full of dancing!
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