I think these were just clutterin up da main page, so I moved em all over here. Enjoy.

(Hey, do you guys feel funny all of a sudden?)

(Now that you mention it...yeah, I do feel a bit strange. Kind of different.)

(Yeah, it's like...)

(Like we've suddenly been redrawn with some iota of talent?)

(Hey! That was uncalled for!)

(You're right, I'm too generous.)

(Do you KNOW how outdated those pictures were, you stupid rat? You didn't even have sunglasses back then, not that I care. At least these are current.)

(At least until she decides to inflict some new horror upon us all when she's bored. Only a matter of time, I bet.)

(I like it!)

(Ta: Hey, we didn't change that much! Ka: Yeah, we still mostly look the same!)

(That might be because you're not that complicated...I mostly look the same too, you know.)

(I LOOK AWESOME)

(Awesomely fat.)

(THAT'S NOT TRUE)

(ANYWAY, the Songs page got a big update, Radic and Red's info pages got updated, and there's a new fanfic in the fanfic section, submited by someone else!)

(God forbid she write about us some more.)

(Oh stop whining, at least we're still here.)

Jubilee 6th

(Wow, that was a long dry spell, wasn't it?)

(Uh huh.)

(Over a year, was it? Amazing.)

(Well, aside from that, there's a fanart update waiting for you! Go check it out!)

(Someday she's just going to up and close the site for good. Just you watch.)

(NO!)

(Kitsune! That's not true! She'll never shut down this site, as long as she still loves Pokémon!)

(Whatever you say, whatever you say...)

(Accident, are you okay, buddy?)

(That's not true, is it?)

(Of course not! You can trust me. Try and calm down a little...)

Noremember 28th

(Dowasure's info got tweaked, and there's a fairly large fanart update!)

(Yeah, from someone else.)

(Shhh. Also some songs got pulled from the songs page.)

Octogre 3rd

(Another fanart update, not too shabby this time.)

Saptimber 13th

(Dowasure, Kagakusha, and Denka info pages updated, and Tsukiyo's info page added.)

Awghost 19th

(More time elapsed. No real excuse though. Well, for your patience, there's a small fanart update and some new songs up in the songs section.)

Jewel-lye 19th

(Time just flies by, doesn't it? A tiny fanart update this time.)

Jejune 8th

(Another month and a day update! Fanart update yes. King's style is changing, so she requested most of her old art be pulled. So don't be alarmed that a lot of it is missing now!)

Mayhem 7th

(Song page update! Also, Kax cameo in Zar's flash video!)

Apull 30th

(Fanart update, as usual.)

Apull 23rd

(Ta: Another small fanart update, but still, good stuff.)

Apull 9th

(Little tiny fanart update.)

Apull 2nd

(Another fanart update!)

Marsh 20th

(Sizable fanart update with some new songs to check out. I'm sure you're all dying of excitement.)

Feblueberry 19th

(A small fanart update and a ton of lyrics have been put up, so enjoy!)

Feblueberry 12th

(More fanart, and the songs page got reformatted! It also got updated with quite a few more soundtracks. Also, the Sims 2 skins Zar's been working on are now linked to the fanart page. You can make any number of her lame characters now, if you so desired!)

(Hey! Zar worked hard on those!)

(Doesn't make it any less sad that she actually made them though. How many hours did she waste on these?)

(Ta+Ka: Where are our skins?! Chan: It's...kind of hard to do Pokémon as skins- Ta+Ka: SHUT UP!)

(That's a good idea though, Ta and Ka! I should ask Zar if she can use the morph designs for us to make some skins.)

(Actually, that would be pretty neat.)

(Okay, that's it, update over!)

Jubilee 23rd

(Fanart!)

Dismember 14th

(More songs for your listening pleasure.)

Dismember 5th

(Fanart as usual!)

Noremember 13th

(More songs! Agasp.)

Noremember 7th

(Okay, another huge lag, but still! There's some new songs in da song section and more fanart. Most importantly, Zar fixed a ton of broken links in da fanart section, so everyone's art should work now no matter what. Eventually she'll go through da old shrines and other areas of da site, but fer now that should do it.)

Octogre 3rd

(Wow...kind of a lag between updates. Well, theres's a few new pieces of fanart and a lot more songs in the songs section, so enjoy.)

Awghost 25th

(Don't ferget those two fics up, but as usual there's some more fanart to look at!)

Awghost 7th

(Two new fics up. Well, technically, Zar only rewrote and completed one, but still. Redemption has been rewritten and completed, and a new fic titled I Know You're Out There Somewhere is up, a relationship piece mostly about Professor Denka and Doctor Dowasure.)

Jejune 27th

(And another month goes by. Anyway, there are quite a few new songs up and some new fanart and fanartists, so be sure to check it out.)

Mayhem 27th

(More new songs and some fanart are up!)

Apull 24th

(More fanart, as usual. Also, a fanfic update for Forever Together and three new songs in the Song Section. Enjoy!)

Apull 17th

(A ton more fanart up tonight. Enjoy. Also, some info pages got rehauls and reformats, so feel free to poke around that area if you're so inclined.)

Apull 10th

(Check out our new layout! Thanks ta Soshi and such. There's new fanart and a few new songs up. Enjoy!)

Marsh 27th

(More fanart, as usual.)

Marsh 21st

(A metric ton of Fanart awaits ya! Most of it from Zar's newest project, drawin a Pokémorph fer every single Pokémon. Also some minor tweakage on da Song page, includin da unretirin of a few songs: Tomodachi no Kinenbi, Aratanaru Chikai, Tankentai o Tsukurou, and maybe a few others.)

Feblueberry 28th

(As usual, the weekly dose of fanart. I'm sure you're all ecstatic. I've also been told to inform you that one of Zarla's storage servers has been moved, so links may be broken here and there. She's working on it.)

Feblueberry 21st

(More fanart.)

Feblueberry 14th

(Zzzz)

(Hello? Hello? ...um...fanart update? Hello?)

Feblueberry 8th

(::blinka blinka blinka::)

(Chirin says that, as usual, there's more art up. Also, it would be helpful if you could contact Zarla about any broken or crossed links on the Mp3 page. She got emails about it before, but lost them. Somehow.)

(She said all that?)

(Yes. Now quiet.)

Feblueberry 1st

(Ta: After some downtime we're back. Zar as usual brings more fanart. Ka: And reminds everyone that if song links are broken near da end of da month, it's cause she's tryin ta conserve bandwidth. Chan: And- Ta+Ka: SHUT UP.)

Jubilee 24th

(Zar is back and has brought more fanart! Enjoy.)

Dismember 18th

(Yes, since Zar is soon leaving on vacation once again and won't be able ta update fer at least a month, she's givin everyone a gift before she goes. A Koinonayami update and da gift of mp3s. God that sounds lame.)

(Shh Ruby. Yes. Zar has uploaded a bunch more tracks for everyone taday. She fixed those three broken mp3s; added Afterwards, Clear those Tears, Furura's Song, Go By Bicycle!, Saint Anne Cry Again, Hateshinai Sekai, Pokémon, I Choose You!, Pokémon Ieru Ka Neo?, Invincible Pokémon, Masaki's Lighthouse, Ordeal, Pray, Scorching Battlefield; and brought Hyakugojuuichi, Mezase Pokémon Master, Mezase Pokémon Master '98, Lapras Ni Notte, Pokémon Hara Hara Relay, and Boku no Best Friend out of retirement.)

(So everyone shut up and leave Zar alone.)

(Kitsune! That's a terrible thing to say!)

(Like anything Kitsune says isn't terrible.)

(Your FACE is terrible.)

(That's it, children! Everyone gets a time-out!)

Dismember 13th

(Fanart! More fanart! Hee hee.)

Dismember 7th

(Zar's got a new domain, so yeah! I don't think that'll affect this part of da site anyway. But fanart update, yes.)

Noremember 22th

(As usual, fanart. Zar WILL fix those songs tho, don't worry.)

Noremember 8th

(More fanart. Oh, Zar knows about da messed up mp3's and she's gonna fix those soon.)

Noremember 1st

(Fanart and two new mp3s!)

Octogre 11th

(Ta: Fanart. Ka: Not as much as before. Ta: But still fanart.)

Saptimber 13th

(Four pieces of fanart. Pitiful. Zar is really reaching now.)

(But there's more glitch information regardin da hidden city and how ta get a Mew legitimately, so enjoy!)

Aw-ghost 20th

(::blinka blinka blinka::)

(Chirin says that there's new fanart up. Enjoy!)

Aw-ghost 7th

(Another month, exactly. What are da odds?)

(Zar says ya'll be happy with da latest update!)

(She put up some more copyright enfringements on her "pirated songs" section.)

(She did not. But Kitsune is right on some accounts, da Pokémon Music section has been updated. Please don't download all at once.)

(I can hear da SWAT team now..."come out with yer mp3's up!". They gonna sue ya good.)

(Quiet! They'll hear ya!)

Jewel-lye 14th

(More then a month! Simply shameful.)

(Chopan: On da bright side, there's a pretty sizeable fanart update this time. Mozart: More then usual, certainly.)

(Still inexcusable.)

(::blinka blinka blinka::)

(Uh...right Chirin...never mind.)

Jejune 5th

(A month and a day. In most fairy tales, that would be significant, but here it means Zarla is just being lazy. Fanart ahead. Caution is forewarned. And be sure to check the update journal for smaller updates that do not show up here.)

Mayhem 4th

(Yup. More fanart. But also Zar made da Forum a link on da left. Da Abra shrine has deleted. I think da cubone shrine will follow shortly once Zar gets da whole "Ask my Pokémon" thing started. Yup. And more info pages. Oh yeah, and Sopheari finished her fic! Go read it.)

Apull 26th

(Fanart, as usual. No surprise there eh? However, she did reorganize da page slightly so that pictures she draws of other peeps now has its own page. Splendid I say.)

(Ah, on the mp3 front...Zar's bandwidth is still up fairly high...so she had to remove a few songs to help cut it down. They were songs that she hopes no one will really miss... Tankentai o Tsukurou, Aratanaru Chikai, Lapras ni Notte, Tomodachi Kinenbi, Boku no Best Friend, and Pokémon Hara Hara Relay. However, in return she fixed da broken links to Nyasu no Uta 2000, Toi et Moi (Remix), Niji ga Umareta Hi, Sora Tobu no Pokémon Kids, Suteki na Korekushon, Ne-o-e-oh!, and Pichu Pika SWING! Don't directly link ta these files please.)

(::blink blinka blinka blink::)

Apull 19th

(A very small fanart update. Woop. Be sure ta post at da new forum.)

Apull 14th

(We have a forum! We have a forum! Post there.)

Apull 12th

(Another fanart update. Although Zarla herself did not contribute this time, those fans out there do help this site to continue growing and being a testament to the power of obsessive-compulsive disorder.)

(No! That's not right at all! This is about neglected Pokémon, not OCD. Anyway, Dipsy does have a point though. It's cause of those peeps out there that come every week or so that this site is still around, really.)

(Not it isn't.)

(Further explanation required.)

(Zar'd have this up even if no one ever went or anything. She's just weird that way. I think what ya mean is that she keeps maintainin it and stuff cause of all da peeps out there who come here.)

(That's what I said! Honestly. Anyway, a big thanks goes out ta Raizy fer lendin Zar server space and ta LS and Lira fer helpin check out pages fer errors and stuff. Not ta mention everyone whose contributed fanart or fanfics or something. Zar wouldn't know what ta do without ya.)

(Oh yes she would.)

(Wait, wasn't this supposed ta be about that ask Pokémon thing? I wanna ask why things change colors sometimes for no reason.)

(I can't believe this. Why me?)

Apull 5th

(And now fer da smallest fanart update EVER.)

(Chopan: Shut up! You suck! Mozart: I think what my compatriot wanted to say was that there are three new fanfics to make up for it. Chopan: You still suck, catface.)

(Let's see you call me catface after I RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT! ::leaps at him::)

(::watches the two go at it:: Jeez. Anyway, Zar's thinkin of maybe startin a "Ask My Pokémon" thing. Fer real this time.)

(Didn't Zar say she was gonna do that before?)

(Well, yeah, but this time she might actually do it. She just needs ta make a space over on da left there. She's considering getting rid of one of the shrines to make room fer it.)

(You mean like that Cubone one she doesn't remember making, or da one ta Alacazam that entirely defeats the purpose of this page? I think those would be wonderful candidates.)

(I think discussion on this should be limited to the update journal, don't you? Everyone quiet down.)

(Mozart: I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING! AAAAGH!)

Marsh 29th

(Chopan: Fanart update. Mozart: Yes indeed.)

Marsh 22th

(Ta: Wow, a nice clean month. Ka: Weird.)

(::blinka blinka blinka::)

(Yes, but she was on vacation. Anyway, we have a fanart update this weekend.)

(And the links were checked and such by LS, so everythin should be workin now! Major thanks ta her.)

(Also, the link to Omake should be fixed now. Sorry there, chaps. And there's a new team in the Hall of Fame!)

Feblueberry 22th

(Another fanart update. Is anyone surprised? That's all she updates anymore!)

(Even more ironic now is that it's not even her own really.)

(Cmon guys, lay off. Zar got another song and did something else this week anyway that makes up for it. Anyone familiar with Otaku Mascot?)

(Yeah, so what? She made some mascots but Zar didn't even make a mascot of me! I'm beautiful! What's not to like?)

(::opens mouth::)

(OH NO YA DON'T! I'M ENDIN DA UPDATE RIGHT HERE!)

Feblueberry 16th

(Wow, ya'd think that after havin a Tripod site fer so long Zar would be used ta stuff like this, but apparently not. Tripod has restored her site!)

(Chopan: In other news, fanart update! Mozart: And two new songs!)

Feblueberry 8th

(Zar's Tripod Account has, yet again, mysteriously vanished. Deleted. Gone. But Zar managed ta handle another fanart update on time. So go enjoy. If anyone has a cached copy of anythin on da MSP or anything like that, it'd be nice if ya emailed it ta Zar or something like that.)

Feblueberry 2nd

(Small fanart update and a new fanfic.)

(Ah yes, that reminds me. I believe that our dear leader Zarla has a note on her digital music page, does she not?)

(Why yes, I do believe she does have such a note, Fauntleroy.)

(And if I am not mistaken, I think this note reads somethin along da lines of "please do not link directly to my files"?)

(Yes Faunt, you is correct.)

(But I believe that some chap decided not to listen. I admit it may not be his fault considerin he speaks Spanish or some variant of it, but that doesn't lower bandwidth limitations. At any rate, Zarla has already taken steps ta take care of this, but keep it in mind that Zarla does not appreciate people tryin ta nip her bandwidth, alright?)

(Mozart: There's way too much sarcasm in da room lately.)

(I'm confused. What are you all talking about?)

Jubilee 25th

(Da Parasect shrine has been updated with new info on a recent episode with PARASECTS IN IT! ME!)

(If Callima would stop rolling on the floor and convulsing in joy, she'd prolly mention a fanart update.)

(Also, Zar lost a bit of email, primarily that sent pretty much between 12-17 and 1-14. Around that amount. Meaning the person that had emailed Zar about Manatsu no Dai Sakusen has to do so again before credit can be given.)

(GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

(Dear lord.)

Jubilee 23rd

(Workin on fixin everythin here. May take a bit, but bear with us.)

Dismember 17th

(Zar's got Manatsu no Dai Sakusen! Altho she can't remember where she got it FROM...)

(Zar can't remember? GASP! Like that's ANY kind of surprise.)

(Shh. The mp3's should be up soon, in case ya were wondering.)

(Da only REAL reason people come here ANYway...)

(Woah, what is this? Attack da parasect day? Jeez, lighten up.)

(I already used that line.)

Dismember 16th

(There's been a spot of trouble with Zarla's servers lately, but she's working on clearing it up. Should have everything in order fairly quickly, so no worries.)

Dismember 8th

(Fanart update!)

Noremember 23rd

(::blinka blinka::)

(Update ta da Parasect page and a new fic up!)

Noremember 16th

(Zzz.)

(Mozart: Fanart update. Chopan: Why do they even ask her ta do this kinda thing?)

(And there's two new songs up in da song section! Um...I think it was Umi and...uh...)

(Pokémon e no michi.)

(YEAH! That was it!)

(::sighs::)

Noremember 10th

(Rather small fanart update.)

Noremember 2nd

(::blinka blinka blinka::)

(Chirin says that Zar's finally put up our version of Together Forever, about how Radic gets us and how our personalities work and such.)

(Okay, you're from this..."johto" place, right? And you're a Quagsire, is it?.)

(Yes, that is correct.)

(This is too weird. I'm out of here.)

(Oh yeah, speaking of pasts and stuff, she also put up the next part in mine!)

(But Accident...isn't yer next part where...)

(What? I fergot what happened.)

(It's probably better that way.)

(She put up my past too! HA! HA HA!)

(Ta: And there's a small fanart update.)

Octogre 27th

(Ruby Ruby Ruby, Okay okay, sit down, sit down.)

(What, dare I ask?)

(Okay okay, yer gonna hafta sit down fer this, cause it's important.)

(I AM sitting down.)

(Okay, I have somethin really really important ta tell you.)

(WHAT?!)

(Okay, okay, GET THIS. Zar has UPDATED THE HALL OF FAME.)

(...Yer jokin right?)

(No, I'm afraid your vulpine companion's correct. She DID update it.)

(Does that mean she'll accept submissions and stuff?)

(I believe so.)

(Wait...what are you again?)

Octogre 21st

(Remember me? YES it's true! It's us again! We FINALLY got loose, and now we're back ta our old job of...um...)

(::opens mouth::)

(Darn it, not this time, Kitsune! I want this ta be a happy occasion fer once. We've got a new format and everythin now, so we can just lay back and relax.)

(Um...who are you?)

(...um...Zarla's Pokémon?)

(...?)

(...?)

(Well, this is gonna be interesting.)

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