Alright, over Spring Break, instead of going out on a beach and gettin drunk/naked/knocked up, I spent da entire time playing Pokémon Sapphire and drawing Pokémorphs. I have no life.
But anyway, what I noticed about most Pokémorphs is that they tend ta be naked chicks with big boobs and/or having sex with hugely endowed naked dudes. Pshaw ta that I say. WHERE'S THE CREATIVITY?
So I tried ta be as creative as possible in makin these. Some of em are really whacked out, some of em are only distantly related ta their original, and some are just pretty similiar cause I got bored or didn't like that Pokémon. So there ya go.
Actually, now that I've finished drawin da Red/Blue Pokémon, now I hafta work on Gold/Silver. Problem is, I don't have a GS guide so I can look at them easily when I'm away from da computer. So GS may be some time in coming. Ditto fer RS. But I DID finish RB! That's an accomplishment! I'm sure over time I'll color these all too. MAHAHAHAHA
It amuses me that I can get dedicated ta da most meaningless projects.

001 - Bulbasaur ~ Fushigidane (Color)
~Schoolgirl! Her backpack is her bulb. Yes.
002 - Ivysaur ~ Fushigisou (Color)
~Looks like she's gettin a bit more depressed over time...
003 - Venusaur ~ Fushigibana (Color)
~HA HA SHE HAS STREAKS BAAAAHAHAHA
Anyway. I'm pretty sure this was influenced by everyone's favorite morbid whacked out Venusaur, Dark Seed. This one amuses me. I like her dress.
004 - Charmander ~ Hitokage (Color)
~Little scruffy boy. I may redo this one.
005 - Charmeleon ~ Lizard (Color)
~Clamdigging Charmeleon! Just as an excuse ta put gloves ta do his claws. Har har, random.
006 - Charizard ~ Lizardon (Color)
~Here's a whacked out one. His wings are done with ropes and stuff. Ya can see it if ya look. His horns are those things on his helmet and stuff. WOO.
007 - Squirtle ~ Zenigame (Color)
~Little Squirtle girl. She's eating a popsicle! So cute.
008 - Wartortle ~ Kameiru (Color)
~I like her hat.
009 - Blastoise ~ Kamex (Color)
~I prolly shoulda done an Accident type thing, but what da heck. Blastoise chick tanning herself.
010 - Caterpie ~ Kyatapi (Color)
~HA HA Caterpie's a nerd.
011 - Metapod ~ Transeru (Color)
~How else could I do a Metapod?
012 - Butterfree ~ Butefiru (Color)
~I have no idea why he's sittin on one of those whacky huge bouncy ball things.
013 - Weedle ~ Beedoru (Color)
~Ha ha, Weedle's a little punk.
014 - Kakuna ~ Kokoon (Color)
~Interchangable with Metapod really, cept fer markings.
015 - Beedrill ~ Spear (Color)
~Drill wielding psychopath! I like this one quite a bit.
016 - Pidgey ~ Poppo (Color)
~Okay, ya know how ya find Pidgey's friggin everywhere in Pokémon? I decided ta do a design that reflects that. Ya can find girls dressed like this EVERYWHERE. Dime a dozen.
017 - Pidgeotto ~ Pijon (Color)
~Continuin with da "dime a dozen" theme...
018 - Pidgeot ~ Pijotto (Color)
~Ends with a super model. Yes, those wing thingies are bracelets.
019 - Rattata ~ Koratta (Color)
~Ha ha, little punk. He's in a police station.
020 - Raticate ~ Ratta (Color)
~And a knife wielding psychopath! Har har. Somewhat based on Ratty, but not really.
021 - Spearow ~ Onisuzume (Color)
~A disgruntled chick. I like this design fer some reason.
022 - Fearow ~ Onidrill (Color)
~Chick with baggier clothes. I like her fer some reason.
023 - Ekans ~ Arbo (Color)
~Slinky dresses ahoy! Kinda.
024 - Arbok ~ Arbok (Color)
~A name that didn't really change in Japanese. Mwa ha. Her hair is her hood. Yup.
025 - Pikachu ~ Pikachu (Color)
~I'm tired of seein big breasted Pikachu girlies. SO HAVE AN EFFEMINATE EXTREMELY GAY PIKABOY IN LEATHER!
026 - Raichu ~ Raichu (Color)
~Basically Nova. Har har.
027 - Sandshrew ~ Sando (Color)
~A miner! What else could he be?
028 - Sandslash ~ Sandopan (Color)
~Note how his picks make his spikes. I love doin stuff like that.
029 - Nidoran (Female) ~ Nidoran (Female)(Color)
~I was stuck here fer a minute. Then a realized "Nidoran FEMALE eh? Now it's Nidoran male...IN DRAG!"
So there ya have it. This is actually a guy in drag. HAR HAR I'm so clever.
030 - Nidorina ~ Nidorina (Color)
~Continuin with da drag motif...
031 - Nidoqueen ~ Nidoqueen (Color)
~NidoDRAGQUEEN HAHAHAHA. Her boob popped out. Har.
032 - Nidoran (Male) ~ Nidoran (Male) (Color)
~Followin da previous theme, Nidoran Male is now a FEMALE! HA!
033 - Nidorino ~ Nidorino (Color)
~Binding her BOOBIES.
034 - Nidoking ~ Nidoking (Color)
~NidoDRAGKING HAHAHA. I'm so lame.
035 - Clefairy ~ Pippi (Color)
~It's AGENT C! Based on one of Soshi's chars.
036 - Clefable ~ Pixie
~Clefable the DETECTIVE!
037 - Vulpix ~ Rokon
~Rather sarcastic, Daria-lookin Vulpix. Mwaha.
038 - Ninetails ~ Kyukon
~Kitsune! Basically.
039 - Jigglypuff ~ Purin
~A wide-eyed little girl. I like this design a lot, despite how much I despise da Pokémon.
040 - Wigglytuff ~ Pukurin
~Same thing with ears. Meh.
041 - Zubat ~ Zubat
~A blind escaped mental patient. I am liking this design muchly. Woops...did I scan Golbat? Darn it.
042 - Golbat ~ Golbat
~I like this one. Golbat da total utter psychopath escaped from his room with a syringe in one hand. Mwahahahaha.
043 - Oddish ~ Nazonokusa
~A stoner. WHAT ELSE?
044 - Gloom ~ Kusaihana
~Snoring after a binge I bet.
045 - Vileplume ~ Ruffresia
~This one is hard ta tell. It'll be much clearer when I color it. But that blanket is flower colord and such. Sneakin a toke.
046 - Paras ~ Paras
~I love Paras. Little girl with buns.
047 - Parasect ~ Parasekuto
~I love Parasect so. Somewhat based on me. HAW.
048 - Venonat ~ Konpan
~A little school Newspaper geek with poofy hair. I love Venonat.
049 - Venomoth ~ Morphon
~Breakin da pattern of evolvin older, this is that Venonat's mom. Rich and very demandin. I don't think she likes Venonat's grades.
050 - Diglett ~ Diguda
~DIGUDAGUDIGUDAGU DUG DUG DUG bwahahaha. Anyway. This was all I could think of. Will look better in color.
051 - Dugtrio ~ Dugtrio
~They looked so shocked. Mwahahaha.
052 - Meowth ~ Nyaasu
~A theif! Based on good ol Kaolin. Bwar har.
053 - Persian ~ Persian
~Very Ruby-esque. Elite socialite.
054 - Psyduck ~ Koduck
~I was kinda tired when I did this one. An enraged mom with a migraine yellin at her kids. Bwahaha.
055 - Golduck ~ Golduck
~More normal again. Chick in scuba gear.
056 - Mankey ~ Manki
~Here's one that works on weird levels. Remember that Primeape goes bananas episode? Remember how Brock threw "donuts" at it? So here's a Mankey Policeman eating a "donut". Also there's da whole Policeman-love-donuts and da whole Police-are-pigs thing with it being a pigmonkey and all...way too many references at once.
057 - Primeape ~ Okorizaru
~Movin along, Mankey has become a somewhat fat Liutenant or somethin. Some higherup. This will look clearer when colored.
058 - Growlithe ~ Gardie
~I will win da Lame Pun Olympics some day.
059 - Arcanine ~ Windie
~Also works fer da Hot Dog company. Sandwich board ahoy!
060 - Poliwag ~ Nyoromo
~Officially a janitor fer no real reason.
061 - Poliwhirl ~ Nyorozo
~Diggin a spraypainted hubcap from da garbage...
062 - Poliwrath ~ Nyorobon
~See, someone spraypainted him and now he's full of wrath! SEE? SEE?
063 - Abra ~ Kishi
~Based on me a bit, cause I love teh sleep.
064 - Kadabra ~ Yungera
~Just a dude sittin and messin with a spoon.
065 - Alacazam ~ Fuudin
~Meditatin and such.
066 - Machop ~ Wanriki
~Again, I go genderbending. A female chick in a karate outfit! I like her.
067 - Machoke ~ Goriki
~Standard pose BUT WITH BOOBS
068 - Machamp ~ Kairiki
~Four armed chick! I like this fer some reason. Note da other drawins on da side. When I color this I'll clean it up.
069 - Bellsprout ~ Madatsubomi
~A weird design. Those sleeves are da leaves and stuff.
070 - Weepinbell ~ Utsudon
~Kinda Hari Krishna-ish. Bwaha.
071 - Victreebell ~ Utsubotto
~I was stuck on this one fer a bit until Soshi recommended a chick inna dress. IT WORKS!
072 - Tentacool ~ Menokurage
~Ever notice how Tentacool looks like a hat? It's true!
073 - Tentacruel ~ Dokukurage
~Pretty standard here. Another weird hat!
074 - Geodude ~ Ishitsubute
~I was stuck here fer a bit too. Eventually this is what I came back with. He looks like a dude, doesn't he?
075 - Graveler ~ Goron
~Video game champion! Those marks on his arms are tattoos.
076 - Golem ~ Goronya
~This is a weird one. It'll prolly make more sense when it's colored. See, it has that huge bulge in da middle cause of all its blackmarket toys. Why is it a smuggler? Heck if I know.
077 - Ponyta ~ Ponyta
~A cowgirl! All I could come up with. I may redo this one.
078 - Rapidash ~ Gallop
~An indian! What better counterpart.
079 - Slowpoke ~ Yadon
~Based off Soshi's lewd limerick. She's got big boobs.
080 - Slowbro ~ Yadoran
~That's not a thing on her tail, it's her backpack. Yup.
081 - Magnemite ~ Coil
~This is a weird one. I like it tho. EYE PATCH! Cause Magnemite's only have one eye. Also dresssed in hippy clothes cause da idea of a hippy Magnemite makes me giggle.
082 - Magneton ~ Rarecoil
~They're havin a seance or somethin. I dunno.
083 - Farfetch'd ~ Kamonegi
~A chef! I dunno why this picture IMMEDIATELY came ta mind when I did this one, but ya know. Go with it.
084 - Doduo ~ Dodo
~Based on my previous design fer a Takachan morph. Ta and Ka arguin.
085 - Dodrio ~ Dodorio
~Poor Chan. Mwaahaaha.
086 - Seel ~ Pawou
~This was all I could think of. Durr. That mark on his face is from that ice cream.
087 - Dewgong ~ Jugon
~Based kinda on Sheeners cause Dewgong is her fav Pokémon. She's wearin her hat!
088 - Grimer ~ Betobeta
~I know usually Grimer's have their arms up but this one doesn't. GET OVER IT.
089 - Muk ~ Betobeton
~I love Muk. I like her bracelets.
090 - Shellder ~ Sheruda
~Haha, I like this one.
091 - Cloyster ~ Parushen
~Why is Cloyster a beekeeper? I DON'T KNOW.
092 - Gastly ~ Ghos
~I was stuck on this one fer a while. Then somehow this came out. Gastly's now a gothdrugwhore. YAY BRAIN.
093 - Haunter ~ Ghost
~A jester? I dunno. Da ghosts gave me a lotta trouble.
094 - Gengar ~ Genga
~He looks SO CRAZY.
095 - Onix ~ Iwaku
~Construction worker I guess? I dunno.
096 - Drowzee ~ Sleep
~Health spa!
097 - Hypno ~ Sleepa
~Another jestery type.
098 - Krabby ~ Crab
~I had trouble with this one too. Some dude handfishing I guess.
099 - Kingler ~ Kingura
~Big chef gloves fer claws. That's all I could think of. SHUT UP.
100 - Voltorb ~ Biriridama
~Pregnant lady! She wasn't intended ta be a chick at first, just some fat dude, but then da chick thing just kinda happened. Ah well.
101 - Electrode ~ Marumine
~Once-pregnant lady with her new baby! Yup.
102 - Exeggcute ~ Tamatama
~Normally I'd just do peeps fer da heads, but I didn't wanna draw SIX PEOPLE so instead have some farmer dude with some eggs.
103 - Exeggutor ~ Nashi
~That one on da left's expression made me laugh so hard.
104 - Cubone ~ Karakara
~This is kinda random. I based it off that whacked out Terry Gilliam movie Brazil with that one chick who keeps gettin facial surgery and keeps gettin it screwed up till she dies. Anyway, this is a lady who got facial surgery so ya can't see her face. She's sayin somethin like "It's just a minor setback, I'll be lookin beautiful in no time." Somethin like that.
105 - Marowak ~ Garagara
~Continuin from da previous thing. Lady just gettin worse and worse but still convinced she'll be pretty indeed.
106 - Hitmonlee ~ Sawamura
~Pretty standard. Chick kickin stuff.
107 - Hitmonchan ~ Ebiwara
~And chick punchin stuff. I like her pose.
108 - Lickitung ~ Beroringa
~Thpppth.
109 - Koffing ~ Dogasu
~Kinda random one. A Tobacco executive. That sign he's holdin says "We don't wanna get yer kids addicted to cigarettes. Really." or somethin ta that effect.
110 - Weezing ~ Matadogasu
~Another random one. A Programmer fer da Tobacco company doin a website with a supervisor hangin over his shoulder. Bwaha.
111 - Rhyhorn ~ Saihorn
~I had some trouble thinkin up somethin fer this. I mean, it's a Rhyhorn. what CAN ya do? So eventually I focused on those thingies Rhyhorn has around its forearms and turned em inta shoulderpads and voila, lawyer Rhyhorn.
112 - Rhydon ~ Saidon
~Even as a mom, lawyer Rhydon can't stop talkin business.
113 - Chansey ~ Lucky
~Of course I had ta make her a nurse. Duh. I like this design tho. She looks happy.
114 - Tangela ~ Monjara
~I'm not sure if this is a guy or a girl. Anyway. Person with dreds and such. Har.
115 - Kangaskahn ~ Garura
~Very easy one ta figure out. Again, not sure if this is a chick or a dude.
116 - Horsea ~ Tattsu
~I have no idea why it turned inta a Horsea mech. I honestly don't.
117 - Seadra ~ Seadra
~On a complete change of pace from da last one, a sniperhunter type. Cause of how Seadra's chest is all ruffled. It kinda looks like a vest dealy. Or something.
118 - Goldeen ~ Tosakinto
~I coulda gone fer a long dress, but it's been done before fer Tentacool. So instead, Goldeen chick as a rollerskate waitress.
119 - Seaking ~ Azumaou
~There we go. I like this one. Tired waitress.
120 - Staryu ~ Hitodeman
~I like this fer some reason. I'm weird that way.
121 - Starmie ~ Starmie
~Her hair is a star too! ::dork::
122 - Mr. Mime ~ Barrierd
~Another pretty standard one.
123 - Scyther ~ Strike
~Workin da fieeeeeelds.
124 - Jynx ~ Rujura
~I don't like Jynx.
125 - Electabuzz ~ Eleboo
~Vaguely StrobeLight-esque. Hehehe.
126 - Magmar ~ Boober
~Totally LavaLamper. Haha. I like that.
127 - Pinsir ~ Kairos
~I really like this one. Pinsir mad scientist! MWAHAHAHAHA
128 - Tauros ~ Kentauros
~A stock-marketeer! YES I LIKE LAME PUNS
129 - Magikarp ~ Koiking
~Hyperactive little kid with whiskers taped to his face, socks tied around his ankles, and a fake paper crown. I love imagining this kid bouncing off the walls and screaming KARP KARP KARP KARP constantly.
130 - Gyarados ~ Gyaradosu
~I imagine Magikarp's Mom would have a constant headache. Always yelling. Hahahaha.
131 - Lapras ~ Lapras
~Based on how my brother named his Lapras "Boaty". A Captain!
132 - Ditto ~ Metamon
~This one won't really look like a Ditto until it's colored, but it's a guy at a computer screen. Cause ya know, online ya can put on any persona ya want, therefore it's a Ditto's wonderland! Somethin like that.
133 - Eevee ~ Iibui
~A rich socialite with a fur ruff. Har har. It works, whatever.
134 - Vaporeon ~ Showers
~If you've ever seen The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, there's these chicks dressed as mermaids that sing about it at da very beginnin and they kinda looked like this.
135 - Jolteon ~ Thunders
~Spiky chick! I love how she looks. A jaded Hot Topic employee. And guess who else made a cameo! Why, Lilith the Goth Ampharos! In anthro form! Hahahaha!
136 - Flareon ~ Booster
~A rockstar chick. She's gonna have a whole lot of explosions goin on behind her.
137 - Porygon ~ Porigon
~A computer techie. Ahahaha, it works. Yes.
138 - Omanyte ~ Omunaito
~See, there's this prep school for Omanytes and it looks like THIS one got caught sneaking out after hours in slutty clothes. OH NOS.
139 - Omastar ~ Omastar
~And this is who caught the Omanyte lady! Hahaha. This woman I fear could totally screw you over if you broke the rules.
140 - Kabuto ~ Kabuto
~She has taquitos! Based on Nana, who I love ta death. Yes. She made delicious taquitos.
141 - Kabutops ~ Kabutops
~BURRITO! Hahaha! Actually inspired by Soshi's Kabutops who was named Burrito. So a mariachi dude. Haha. His claws are his maracas. SHUT UP.
142 - Aerodactyl ~ Ptera
~A pilot. Haha. He looks confident.
143 - Snorlax ~ Kabigon
~Two people snuggled on a couch. Awww. This'll prolly make more sense when it's colored.
144 - Articuno ~ Freezer
~Just some chick. Ponytail instead of a tail! Oooo. I wonder why rare Pokémon always turn out so boring.
145 - Zapdos ~ Thunder
~Booooring. Some spiky chick.
146 - Moltres ~ Fire
~There we go. She looks peeved.
146 - Dratini ~ Miniryuu
~A little Dratini boy. Yes.
147 - Dragonair ~ Hakuryuu
~Dragonair priestess! Sheena always loved Dragonair. I tried ta make it pretty.
148 - Dragonite ~ Kairyuu
~See, her wings are on her back. It'll prolly make more sense when colored, again.
150 - Mewtwo ~ Myuutsu
~I'm a tool. Mewtwo here is based on Cyrus. Why not.
151 - Mew ~ Myuu
~And if Mewtwo's based on Cyrus, why not base Mew on Drak? Hahaha. It works I think. I like da black/pink contrast. Or will when it's colored.

152 - Chikorita ~ Chikorita
~PRETTY STANDARD.
153 - Bayleef ~ Beiriifu
~AND AGAIN
154 - Meganium ~ Meganiumu
~CAN I BORROW A CUP OF BALD? GOD MEGANIUM IS STUPID LOOKING. NOT EVEN BEING A MORPH CAN SAVE IT FROM ITS OWN PARALYZING UGLINESS.