[translated from Pokéspeak] (Hello all visitors, and welcome ta da NPLU, Neglected Pokémon Lovers Unite! I am a Clegencyana, Solaris if ya please, and these are my compatriots who have so thoughtfully joined me!)

(I'm a Gencey! Ya can call me Eclipse!)

(Torrent.)

(Introduce yerself properly, Torrent!)

(Fine. I'm a Ranachu NAMED Torrent. God.)

(I'm a Riachu...uh...I don't really have a name...)

(Don't worry, I don't have one either. I'm Nyashock! That should do fer now, right?)

(I am the Manachu, your lord and master. Bow before me and perish.)

(Don't be so serious. Ya'll frighten em off.)

(That's it, I'm outta here.)

(Don't ya go anywhere, Torrent! We started this introduction and we're gonna finish it good and proper-like.)

(Right, what she said.)

(Everyone's nuts. Especially ya, Solaris, with yer weird accent that came outta nowhere. Everyone shut up and let ME handle this.)

(Why do YA get ta handle this? That's not fair at all!)

(Cause I'm always da one who hasta save everyone's butts?)

(If I recall correctly, you furry nuisance half-breed that has no real name, you didn't save me from anything. Furthermore, take that tone with me again and I shall rip you apart until your muscles are nothing but inch-long strings. Now.)

(Um...)

(....okay...uh...)

(That's it, I'm leaving.)

(Oh c'mon, Torrent, please? Pretty please?)

(No.)

(I believe you mean "Yes".)

(Um...right. Of course.)

(C'mon, no fighting! Everyone, let's get tagether and introduce da page already!)

(I already made my ultimatum. I don't see why we remain here.)

(Well, I guess we haven't done somethin intros are supposed ta do, right Solaris?)

(Uh...I...I'm actually not sure what we need ta do fer an intro.)

(That's it, I'm leaving. I have no further business here.)

(I..uh...gotta go too, Solaris. I gotta go see if my son's alright and stuff...ya know how it is...)

(Uh...I gotta go and...uh...oop, just saw da end of da world. BYE! ::runs::)

(...::walks off::)

(But we're not done! Come back everyone!)

(Done with what?)

(Ya know! Da intro stuff! Da things! Da things we hafta do!)

(Right, um...ya do that...I gotta go do...some...stuff...)

(Fine. Fine, be that way! I'm leaving!)