[translated from Pokéspeak] (Hello! I'm Accident...)

(I'm Kitsune...)

(I'm Nova!)

(I'm Callima.)

(I'm Ruby.)

(Ta: I'm Ta... Ka: I'm Ka. Chan: And I'm Chan...)

(And this is da NPLU. Da Neglected Pokémon Lovers Unite. We're Zarla's, da owner of this page, Pokémon! We've all got our little stories. Shall we tell ya?)

(Not mine.)

(Okay, fine. Accident, Zar gets a lotta questions about why there's a Blastoise on her team. Explain?)

(Um...)

(Now ya've done it, Callima. Ya've overloaded his delicate brain.)

(Don't be mean, Kitsune. C'mon Accident. Tell them about da promise.)

(Um...Zar promised that she'd never take me outta her team. Why do ya ask?)

(Actually, I find this pointless. This is all on da Fanfic page, isn't it?)

(I'm just makin conversation. We're supposed ta entertain peeps when they come in ta look at da page.)

(I think our constant bickering is what amuses them.)

(Why would that be funny?)

(Watch this. ::calls over Ruby:: Hey Ruby, I think I heard Nova say ya were a stuck up pig.)

(WHAT!?!)

(Well, even if I did say that, which I didn't, I wouldn't take it back!)

(Ya stupid fat rat, what do ya think yer doin, callin me names?!)

(I'm not fat! ::weeps::)

(I still don't find this funny.)

(Hey, Takachan, Callima says yer stupid.)

(WHAT?!)

(Ta+Ka: WHAT!? Chan: Should ya really believe Kitsune? Ta+Ka: HOW DARE YA SAY WE'RE STUPID!! Chan: ::sighs::)

(I didn't! Kitsune is lying!)

(Why would I lie about somethin like that? Go get her, Takachan!)

(I don't get it. What's going on?)

(::snickers:: Hey Accident, hold down this button.)

(Okel dokels. ::holds down button, laugh track starts::)

(Now THAT'S entertainment. ::waves ta camera:: Good night everybody!)

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