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[translated from Pokéspeak] (Hello! I'm Accident...) |
 | (I'm Kitsune...) |
 | (I'm Nova!) |
 | (I'm Callima.) |
 | (I'm Ruby.) |
 | (Ta: I'm Ta... Ka: I'm Ka. Chan: And I'm Chan...) |
| (And this is da NPLU. Da Neglected Pokémon Lovers Unite. We're Zarla's, da owner of this page, Pokémon! Which means ya'll see us around here...) |
| (Especially me, cause I'm da best lookin.) |
 | (Says who?) |
 | (A elegant, well groomed pure-bred cat against a fat, filthy, dumb rat. Da answer is obvious.) |
 | (I'm not fat! ::weeps::) |
 | (Ya know, this is beside da point. Callima, what did Zar tell us ta do?) |
 | (::looks at Ruby:: Look what ya did! Ya made Nova cry!) |
 | (Again.) |
| (Yer not helpin, Kitsune! Did ya say somethin, Accident?) |
| (Um...Takachan, what did Zar tell us ta do?) |
 | (Oh, it's gang-up-on-da-Persian day, huh? Well, that's just typical. Yer all on that fat rat's side.) |
| (I'M NOT FAT! ::wails::) |
| (DARN IT RUBY!) |
 | (Ta: Hmmm..wasn't t somethin about da date or somethin? Ka: No it wasn't. Ta: Was too! Chan: ::sighs:: She told us ta- Ta+Ka: Shut up! ::pecks him::) |
| (Kitsune, what are we supposed ta do?) |
| (Zar said that ya should roll around in Pudding. ::snickers ta self::) |
 | (Really?) |
| (Oh yeah. She said that it was yer responsibility as da biggest one in our group.) |
| (Now, Ruby, SHUT UP! Nova, she didn't mean it.) |
| (Really? ::sniffs::) |
| (No.) |
| (::begins weeping again::) |
| (RUBYYYYY!) |
| (::laughs at Nova::) |
| (::zaps Ruby:: SHUT UP!) |
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(That's it Nova, stand up fer yerself.) |
 | (Ow.) |
 | (Hey Callima, weren't we supposed ta be doin somethin? Ya know, related ta da page?) |
 | (Um...I lost my train of thought...) |
 | (Oh great.) |
| (As if it ever got started in da first place.) |
| (HEY!) |
 | (Chan: ::blurts it out:: This site's been around fer over a year! Ta: I knew that. Ka: No ya didn't. Ta: Shut up!) |
 | (That's right! How could I ferget that?) |
| (Cause ya have no brain?) |
| (Shut up, Kitsune.) |
 | (Ya know, I'm da reason fer this site's success.) |
| (Right, like peeps would come ta see a big, fat, stupid rat. They'd rather see me.) |
| (Darn it, I'm not fat!) |
| (DARN IT RUBY!) |
| (Actually, I think they came ta see Accident rollin around in Puddin.) |
| (What? What're ya talkin abo-...Accident! What are ya doin!?) |