Hey there! It's me, da Parasect obsessed person again! And here I am with another brilliant idea that I got...
How do ya know ya REALLY love Parasect? So much it becomes...
A obsession?
I won't even mention how many of these I said yes too. ^_^o
Without further ado...here it is.

Ya Know Ya Love Parasect Too Much When...

~You buy anything with a Parasect on it, including a large poster with all 150 just so you can stare at Parasect.
~You create a mini-shrine near your computer, consisting of every Parasect item you have.
~Ya know exactly when Parasect learns all its moves, egg-related and otherwise.
~Ya know how much Parasect weighs and how tall it is and can list it off automatically at any given moment.
~You buy many sets of stickers with Parasect on them, and stick them all over your possessions.
~You find yourself staring at the Parasect stickers in rapt fascination for hours on end.
~You pet the stickers.
~You kiss the stickers.
~If anyone asks you about your possessions, you scream and point at the Parasect, saying "ISN'T IT CUUUTE!?"
~When upset, you find yourself hissing "Parassssssect..."
~When you're depressed, you go ta any shrine dedicated ta Parasect, and stare at it until your depression floats away...
~When someone asks you what your favorite Pokémon, you go into a long rambling discourse on how Parasect is perfect.
~You name your Parasect after your boy/girl friend.
~Your Boy/Girl friend is named after your Parasect. ^_^o
~You insist your boy/girlfriend say "Parasssect" when they first come in.
~You always wear Polkadots, preferably yellow on red.
~When you got creamed mushroom soup, you screamed "MURDER!"
~You wonder if it's possible to create a Parasect by leaving a Mushroom and a Crab together for a few months.
~You actually do it. ^_^o
~When asked if you want crab, you scream "MURDER!"
~When bored, you find yourself drawing Parasect all over whatever paper is near.
~When bored, you find yourself drawing Parasect all over whoever is near. ^_^o
~You begin to wonder whether tree roots have some nutritional value that you haven't figured out yet. After all, if Paras likes it...
~You find yourself drawn to dark, damp places...preferably underground.
~You print out any pictures you have of Parasect and paste them on everything you own.
~You find yourself screaming at the characters in the show for not having caught a Paras and evolved it.
~You found yourself weeping at the Princess vs. Princess episode when Parasect was beaten by a Weezing.
~You hand-raised a Parasect from level 5 to level 100, and brag about it.
~You are confident that your Parasect can beat any psychic.
~You are confident that your Parasect can beat ANY Pokémon (Including fire!)
~You wonder why Parasect doesn't get more face time.
~You think Parasect needs it's own show.
~You write entire scripts for a show based around Parasect.
~You write fanfics dealing directly with Parasect and it's other form.
~When someone asks you what your favorite Fire Pokémon is, you say Parasect.
~When someone asks you what your favorite Psychic Pokémon is, you say Parasect.
~When someone asks you what your favorite Water Pokémon is, you say Parasect.
~When someone asks you what your favorite Dragon Pokémon is, you say Parasect.
~When someone asks you what your favorite Ghost Pokémon is, you say Parasect.
~I could go on, but I don't think I have to. ^_^o
~No matter what pose, you can draw Parasect with any expression.
~You draw Parasect as a hippy, a Cowboy, A lawyer, etc...
~If anyone asks what kind of pet you want, you say Parasect.
~If anyone asks what kind of book you want, you say Parasect.
~If someone asks you anything, you say Parasect (i.e. "How was your day today?" "It was PARASECT great.")
~You incorporate Parasect into every conversation.
~You incorporate Parasect into every drawing.
~You make your own Shrine to Parasect.
~You wonder why others haven't done the same.
~You wonder why some people are so stupid as to like something like Pikachu or Jigglypuff when Parasect is so much cuter and better...

~If I think of more, I'll put em up! Feel free ta send any ta me ya think of!