I'm Going To Kill You - Fanart

~/Fanart - Mine - Edgar/~
A sweater and a guitar
~and a ticket to GAYTOWN
well look at that there necklace there
~it just popped right up into the sky
Let me obstruct your windpipe for a few precious moments
~There, feel better?
Sleepy
~BLAH BLAH BLAH
Little boy rage
~Can be fearsome when truly riled.
Tiny Edgar Angel
~I'M SO CREATIVE
Bicker bicker
~I meant to work this in somewhere and I don't remember if I did at the moment. I might have.
Boring
~He's probably not a great kisser. THINK ABOUT IT.
ABfhasyugsahsiahgs
~Harry and Edgar from hospitalfic. Whee.
You'll be okay
~If only you knew, Harry. :<
Are you nervous
~Some random thing from a potential WHAT IF NNY MET JAKE OR SOMETHING fic I never finished. HURRAY.
You have a choice
~Haha no he doesn't.
Sonic Adventure - Believe in Myself
~wtf is this
Hahahaha
~Pic for the Scri/Edgar rant somewhere.
uke!
~so soft
EDGAR GETS STABBED
~PROBABLY IN THE CHEST!
Why
~Because it's funny.
Unequal
~IT'S TRUE.
Look at that thing over there
~I AM TRULY A MASTER OF DYNAMIC, INTERESTING POSES
Boatchibi
~Oh boatchibis
I dunno I sat weird
~mlau mlawu
You're a tool
~Hurt for me, Edgar. (wtf why is this not loading, wtf is this screw this i am too tired to deal with this)
Edgar and Skywise
~My dead cat. Shut your face.
I AM your god now
~Scri goes WILD
handcurl
~wtf what kind of pciture did i draw that made me decide curlhands was an effective description? asihaug.
you used me
~it's what people do best
Fix you
~HAHA IT'S TOO LATE NOW
using me for your own benefit
~but what did you expect?
Scriabushka
~Heh.
Huggles
~Originally intended for the Edgar/Jake rant thing I didn't write. MAYBE SOMEDAY.
It's totally platonic
~I'm dead serious.
blech
~arrrgh
Rockme
~IN a hurricane like fashion, preferably
In perfect harmony
~hahahahahahaha
Unicorns everywhere
~VIRGINS FLYING IN EVERY DIRECTION
Something
~Buh
You don't control me!
~THIS has controlled your whole life, you drunken fool!
you just give up
~I'm fascinated with this idea aren't I
The Lost Boys - Cry Little Sister
~Hahaha god that song. so 80s.
These are too small
~HE MIGHT HAVE SEEN YOU NAKED EDGAR TEEHEE
Prince of Egypt - Plague Song
~I WILL NOT LET YOUR GAYNESS GO
ouch
~BABY
Leave me alone
~Filthy pest
Yank yank
~COCKROACHES ARE KNOWN TO BE PERSISTANT AND DIFFICULT TO GET RID OF.
Oh ick
~kissing a cockroach ick
YOU GET EVERYWHERE
~Call an exterminator Edgarmouse jesus
Delicious cake
~The Scriaroach is a hardy creature, able to survive where no other species could. Their resilience and persistance make infestations particularly difficult to get rid of, if, in fact, they can be exterminated completely at all.
Nonetheless, Edgarmouse was going to have to smack a @#%@#.
Yank
~OUCH THAT'S AN EREGENOUS ZONE DON'T YOU READ FANFIC
genuine imitation
~wtf kind of dreamcatcher is this i'm not paying for this
Can we talk about this inside?
~Where it's warm?
A portal to a new world
~Target practice!
PINNZED
~omg
You can't just
~I think Edgar has a very persuasive counter-argument!
Barenaked Ladies - I Wish I Had a Million Dollars
~Argh this song is so cute.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
~He'd talk at his funeral.
Why me
~Cause yer there.
Whore!Edgar with Scri
~Part of a series!
Whore!Edgar with Jake
~Another one!
Delicious forehead
~WHY DO I KEEP DRAWING THIS
What do you want fer Christmas
~I got nothin.
So you're really two people?
~Kinda happens in the hospitalfic. As much as anything actually happens in the hospitalfic. IT'S COMPLICATED.
Let's order Chinese
~Make sure you have a clean menu.
ow my hands
~WHEE TRAUMA
Naaaa na na na na na na naaaa
~what
Honestly.
~Anyone else get this lecture?
Nothing
~Diaryfic!Edgar shows up at weird points.
Woof woof woof
~Jakepuppy and Edgarmouse talking.
Woof, baby
~Doing more than talking!
You're good
~Jake liiiies.
Keep it down
~There are children next door!
That was amazing!
~Haha, when you have no frame of reference I guess so.
I wanna see Jake!
~Scri gets even more annoying.
Wanna watch a movie
~And by watch a movie I mean have sex.
Sex is
~Pfff nah.
Dominant?
~Wow I totally botched this shot. GO SELF.
You wouldn't let me
~This a slippery slope to go down, Scri.
Just you and me
~Random psychopossessive!Scri from diary/hospitalfic.
omg scars
~I think I forgot some.
Squeak
~Random Edgarmouse.
Hold still I lost something
~Edgar's not doing a good job of holding still.
Wrong turn
~Adds all sorts of horrible perversion to that maze comic.
Gotcha
~I don't know if that'd immobilize him or not. I DON'T READ UP ON THIS STUFF.
Wheeha
~THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
Plush mousey
~That little mouse is so fat.
I'll get in your clothing
~Man I cannot draw sheep lately.
Your chest is filthy
~Jeez Edgar take a shower or something.
Okay stop with the furry garbage
~Edgar speaks for everyone.
taaacoooooo
~Hee.
My opinions count
~Random hospitalfic incoherency.
Haha I'm taller
~From a random cute little kidfic based sidestory.
NOOOOO
~THE HORROR.
There, done
~It's a cute little fic but very pointless.
Don't say that!
~LittleScri is a brat.
I told you
~Shoulda listened.
I HATE YOU
~Hahaha ah, I think we all did this as children.
RARR
~I'm not obssessed with people carrying each other what are you talking about.
Have some happiness
~YOINK
It's dumb
~I think I was tired.
It'll be okay
~Edgar doesn't think of making the problem go away or talking his way out of it, he just makes it his fault and deals with it. Nice work.
You were a crybaby when you were younger
~LIES!
Eiffel 65 - Blue
~Someone dared me and I TOOK THAT DARE
Why is everyone
~It's delicious.
poof
~Is Scri smothering him here what's going on
KNEE'D
~From some horrible thing I wrote when I was angry. No wait I think I mentioned it here before!
Poison
~Scratching up his back in case my shoddy art makes that unclear.
Edgar abuse!
~I tend to go abuse Edgar whenever I feel bad. What the heck.
candles!
~That's such a firehazard Jake
Shhh calmdown
~There's something so adorable about little Scri. I guess it's just how emotional he gets.
Oh my god you're filthy
~A fight ensued soon after.
Hey that's my shirt
~WAS your shirt.
Why do you hang out with him?
~CAUSE HE'S COOL.
woops
~Edgar has premature ejaculation written ALL OVER HIM I SAY
Twisty what
~I keep doing these to try and get this certain pose down right and I keep screwing up.
RAWK
~YEAAAAH hand me those scissors
Oh my stars!
~Well I do declare.
Sex calms
~I just found this mental image entirely too amusing.
Random Vasquez-y sketches
~I dunno, playing around with styles.
More sketches
~Dum de dum.
I'll take care of you
~This is actually an important dynamic if you're as big a nerd as me and like thinking and analyzing this stuff entirely too much.
Stitchzombie
~He's back!
Do that again
~I had entirely too much fun drawing him like that.
You're not gonna make me gay are you (color)
~NAAAH.
No one hurts Edgar while I'm around! (color)
~This really is Scri's attitude most of the time.
Joel? (color)
~Starwolf's thing about Joel unraveling has seriously stuck in my brain. This was inexplicably inspired by that song 32 Flavors by Ani Difranco and I have no idea why or how.
Rambling
~PER USUAL
Teen-Edgar
~Not a good time fer anyone.
Mama...
~Why yes I returned to this concept
No cry
~Ha, I used to do that to my younger brother as a baby. At least, accordin ta mom.
Dinnertime
~Size difference is way off here.
Mama, seriously
~Get on the ball Edgarmom.
Oh honey
~I have this halfcolored somewhere. I should finish it.
Pre-Gran
~THERE'S NO END TO THE MEANINGLESS BACKSTORY
diaryfic jvstyle
~Ya can kinda tell, sorta.
blahblah
~I like how there aren't any real words.
They're all tangled
~Someone gave me this idea and I cannot remember who it was. Xel?
Hold
~Just wanted an excuse ta do something with da whole transparent wing thing.
Oops
~OF COURSE THEY AREN'T STILL BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER THAT'S RIDICULOUS
Mmph
~Random uke!Scri urges arise. Stuff from the vague fantasyfic thing.
Mmm neck
~More uke!Scri! With some completely shameless lyrics thrown on there cause I have no willpower.
Mmm eye
~what the
Gimme yer keys
~Goofyness.
I'm not allergic!
~More goofyness.
All I Ask of You
~God the Phantom of the Opera movie was horrible.
Let me touch your face
~WATCH OUT
Uh...
~wtf is going on here
Dream Theater - Voices
~I keep screwing this up everytime I try and do a pic to these lyrics. Darn it.
See above
~This is better I guess.
Divine - You Think You're a Man
~GAY GAY GAY GAY
Cut that out
~And you wonder why your skin is all rough.
Gone
~Random sobbing diaryficEdgar.
Edgar/Scriabin - yarn
~Part of a series.
Edgar/Jake - hug
~Another!
Don't lose that balloon
~WHY DO YOU HATE WHALES
Edgar's parents (color)
~With some rough math, they coulda been hippies! That amuses me too much. Little hippie kid Edgar.
Let yourself go (color)
~See, now that's how you have a hand party!
Linens
~The mental image of Edgar and Scri sleeping on a pile of blankets in a linen closet strikes me as adorable.
Lisa Loeb - Dance with the Angels
~THE SKIN WINGS ARE BACK.
Vertigo Deluxe - So Beautiful
~I really want to color this at some point.
Woah tired
~At least they don't have multiple limbs or anything like some other tired drawings I could name.
Carry me
~MY HEART
Edgar's mousey
~It's long been thrown away now.
Greetings from the Throne of Terror!
~WISH YOU WERE HERE
shush up, skee!
~argh cute.
You'll ruin your mouth
~She's right ya know.
Zzz
~Pff, no little boy would be caught dead with a stuffed animal.
KARAOKE
~Rue's idea, which makes me wish I had done less of a shoddy job on it.
This thing is filthy
~BUT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE IT MAY BECOME REAL
Say aaah
~Aww.
The tables are turned!
~Awww.
Happies
~Almost enough ta make ya ferget how massively dysfunctional this all is.
Dress up
~Kitty-N's idea! Also that little friend of Scri's is hers as well. I want to call him Toby and I know it's just cause of his hat.
Owwies
~Rambling again.
Kiss the plaster
~Scri's going to punch him in the kidney and run. Honest.
Stay away from my diary
~I SEE YOUR LECHEROUS EYES
And inhale!
~I just like Scri's head here.
You screwed this place all up
~Crow's Amadeus and random ideas.
RARR
~It amuses me that as Scri and Edgar just go increasingly crazy, Edgar stops caring and feeling everything and Scri becomes insanely, psychotically possessive. AH SO HEALTHY THESE TWO.
ow my teeth
~I'm not supposed to eat this much sugar.
It's cold out
~Edgar in a sweater cause Archeeka asked me to and I cannot resist her wily charms.
Over there!
~Screwing with angles.
burn
~lol
Wha?
~Screwing around with a vaguely different style of face shape. CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
I'll give you something to scream about
~The Screaming Skull is a great MST3k and I highly recommend it.
How on earth did you get blamed?
~MYSTERIES
Over the tree and through the hole?
~From the random kidfic fluff.
Chatta
~I like that they're getting along.
That's a pretty necklace
~Devi's just ranting about how New Age is all bogus. It's not important.
When did you get this?
~Heh.
Here's why in detail
~Now you get the long version. With slides.
I'm gonna run away
~Sorry, I'm still giggling about Scri with feathered hair.
sigh
~WELP THAT FILLS MY QUOTA FOR THE UPDATE
Rocks fall, everyone dies!
~Scri derails campaigns by constantly attacking Edgar's character and stealing his equipment.
Uh oh
~Edgar's a mouse, Scri's a cat. It only makes sense.
Maybe I'll get one of these
~And thus does Edgar headbutt the hot button.
Wings off, wings on
~Toddler!Scri. Aww.
Skippy?
~I'm trying ta picture someone seriously calling even little Scri Skippy and I can't picture him taking it well. Unless maybe it was Edgar, and I think Scri would still punch him for it. Unless he came up with it on his own.
I'll get it
~That was the good china!
It was an accident!
~METAPHOR maybe I dunno it was a cute idea
But...but...
~EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT EDGAR.
Aaaand RIGHT
~I haven't done Edgar staring in a random direction in a while.
::eyetwitch::
~From a rather nasty future sequence.
:B
~:B :B
I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP
~MY BODY IS FINE I GOT SOME PILLS FROM A TRUCKER ROADS ARE FOR THE WEAK
Now presenting, Scriabin acting badly
~From aforementioned nasty future sequence with Edgar flipping out.
I'm coming with you!
~From Levi's fic.
Why are you listening to Slayer?
~Dio has rocked, for a long long time
Edgar-toy
~You ARE a toy, Edgar.
wingies
~NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE MOVE ALONG
What the
~I don't know what da frick is going on here.
sob
~Jeez Edgar, go see a movie or something.
Don't lock me out
~Too late!
Look what I caught
~My brain is mixing The Maze and the furry versions of them and it needs to stop doing that right now.
Your back is filthy
~Mostly done ta toy around with these fur brushes I downloaded. I patterned Scri after one of my incredibly gay cats because it made me laugh.
Sex will heal you
~I think Scri's been reading too many bad fanfics.
This is the last time
~They both know it isn't.
Crazy motorcycle
~I realized that I had no idea how ta draw a motorcycle and gave up.
So yeah I sold your car
~Edgar: D:
Let go
~CODEPENDENT DESTRUCTIVE RELATIONSHIPS STARRING
Shh, I'm incubating mice
~No loud noises please, this is a library.
wtf is going on
~Ya got me.
MAN OF LA MAAANCHAAA
~KITTY-N'S FAULT
Things can always get worse
~OH you just realize this NOW?
Sure dresses okay whatever
~I can't believe I orchestrated a scene that made this possible.
Babababa!
~::cough sims 2 cough::
Could you say goodbye?
~Hospitalfic randomness. That fic needs a name.
Children holding
~I draw this a lot, now that I think about it.
DO I GET MY WISH?!
~Man I would punch Scri so hard fer that.
Love thyself
~I liked this while I was drawing it then came back later and hated it. Darn it. What a weird concept tho. Doesn't really apply, but it's fun ta draw anyway.
Cheese?
~Random churchmouseEdgar.
LET'S HAVE A HAND PARTY
~NO WAIT YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
You're playing house?
~The only kind of house, baby.
Untie him this instant!
~This has happened to me. Tie knots ya can't undo.
Stand up
~And be yourself da da da da da da da da hospitalfic
Woah where'd that come from
~Edgar must be running around the Temple of Doom or something.
::cough::
~NOTHING NOTHING AT ALL.
It'll be okay
~I needed names fer other patients in hospitalfic, so I thought it'd be funny if I named em after Silent Hill characters. After naming Harry, he promptly decided to be Edgar's roommate and become an actual important person in the entire thing. DARN IT HARRY. I love him too much though, I can't stop him.
Hang on
~BOTH really screwed now!
These things are kinda nice when ya get used ta em
~Gun-Gun is, anyway, as long as ya stay away from his legs.
Torn
~Just me being mean ta Edgar fer no reason, as usual.
Three puncture wounds...
~WHAT COULD HAVE MADE THOSE HMM okay move along people
Edgar-torture
~It's probably not a good thing that I torment him as much as I do. OH WELL.
My wings are all screwed up
~Had a bit too much to drink.
Candy DEATH
~I always ended up with candy canes that could stab people.
You set the curtains on fire! (color)
~I should find da other one and erase it but I'm tired.
Want me to make you happy with my mouth? (jpg)
~YEA? NAY?
I'm sorry, I gave you the Captain Dork outfit by mistake
~Are pumas also known fer their whining?
How schoolyard indeed
~COLOOOR
You know
~Commonwealth of Dickens, pie pie, roger that. CALVIN AND HOBBES
Call me Scriabin
~There's a sex kink for you.
Man you need to get laid
~I'm with Jake on this one.
:(
~I'VE COMPLETELY DESTROYED YOUR LIFE EDGAR WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW
Could you stop?
~Random violent little snippet I wrote where Scriabin basically just beats the frick out of Edgar. Needs editing.
How Easy It Was
~So much blood for such a tiny hole.
Please
~wooooo Downward Spiral
hi
~Went on a random minidiaryfic kick fer a while.
Stop
~Scri doesn't let anyone near Edgar because he doesn't trust them, then gets mad at Edgar when he makes things difficult. This comic thing makes me sad.
What if
~Nah, it'd never work.
Winglies
~I have a problem.
Touch him and die
~Quick random sketch.
You can have him
~So far, Jake's the only person that Scri trusted to make Edgar happy. And to make him happy. WHICH OF COURSE WORKED OUT SO WELL.
I can't get to escape velocity
~The wings just showed up, then likewise the ribbon. I have no idea what this is about.
Am I enough like Johnny for you now?!
~From a very nasty little thing that's skulking around on my harddrive unfinished.
You're worthless
~I was in a bad mood, I take it out on Edgar in one way or another. Poor guy.
Little mousey
~So cute.
You are so gay (color)
~WHY ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED EDGAR.
Whap (color)
~Edgar's expressions here are just...bizarre.
Go away NO WAIT no GO AWAY (color)
~This sums them up WAY too well.
Artpaddery.
~There's this neat little thing that'll replay ya drawin somethin. Ya can see me drawin this thing here. I got nailed with lag, so I lost interest and didn't finish. WOO SELF.
I don't owe you #$^#!
~This turned into a rather nasty screaming little tidbit that may or may not work itself in da story proper someday. Now it just sits on my harddrive, seething.
Puppetry
~I shoulda done a better job of this, but there's a lot that can be read into it IF YOU'RE AS OBSESSIVE AS I AM maybe someday I'll actually color it.
I'm sorry...
~You know when I said that da kidfic was da least angsty thing involving them? I WAS WRONG. IT'S NOW THE MOST. Or at least it ranks up there.
Scuse me, got a kid on my lap
~But what could they be so afraid of? Tune in next time.
How do you do it?
~Well, I just had to make a few phonecalls and now my monthly payments are much lower!
What are you thinking about, Edgar?
~It's not a good thing that I actually am tempted by that in-a-cake baking thing, is it?
I want you guys to get out of this alive so badly
~I'm pretty sure that won't happen though.
Edgar, model.
~Someday, I'll do a big sheet of all the ridiculous outfits I've shoved Edgar into.
THPPTH
~"Edgar wondered at times if this was the only way Scriabin knew how to interact with others, through a kind of teasing that perhaps spoke of some kind of affection. How school yard."
I'm not gay.
~And only he could say that while having sex with a man (?).
It's just you and me now
~Darn it. I should write some fluff with Jake. He's a nice guy and refreshingly uncrazy.
Awww.
~MY GOD FLUFF IS IT POSSIBLE
Wuh?
~Fer some reason, this mental image popped in my head. Sooo.
After...
~I can't remember exactly...I'm assuming its after their first fight.
Cha, tha was dumb.
~So not threatening.
Kinda fluff. Sorta
~Darn it, Edgar's been coming out weird lately.
Get a good look
~WHY DONCHA TAKE A PICTURE
You can trust me completely.
~Diaryfic may have a sequel.
I'm as freaked out as you.
EdgarScri FLUFF?!
~SO WRONG.
Eva Luna - Tell Me Lies
~Argh I messed this all up. Concept still stands tho, as lame as it may be. SOMEDAY I'LL DO IT RIGHT.
Scri's Dream Part One
~A random idea I blame on Avenue Q's Fantasies Come True song. Anyway, just wondering what everyone's fondest fantasy would be. Fer Scri, this came out. It has a lot of weird underpinnings that can probably only be really brought out in writing. We'll see.
Scri's Dream Part Two
~ARGH Edgar looks horrible in like...all of these. Darn it. Also I REDID THE TEXT YES THANK YOU.
Scri's Dream Part Three
~They really do look a lot alike.
Scri's Dream Part Four
~There! Real fluff! That last panel isn't supposed ta be there, but I decided it fit anyway.
babble babble babble
~Crazy!Edgar. Hee, he's fun ta draw.
Check In
~I've learned a lot about mental hospitals over da past few weeks. ALL OF WHICH I INTEND TO EXPLOIT TO MY OWN ENDS.
it wasn't always
~I really don't want his granma ta come off as all evil or mean. She really wasn't, or she didn't mean ta be. Man, Xel gave me the creepiest idea fer da kidfic of Edgar murdering her. Brr.
Find?
~AM I JUST INCAPABLE OF WRITING A SINGLE GENUINELY HAPPY FIC? IS THAT IT? WHY DO I HAVE TO RUIN EVERYONE'S LIVES SO BADLY?
Cold
~Blankets ahoy!
Pop goes the Edgar
~I DON'T KNOW.
Dance for me!
~I want that puppet.
Todd Rundgren - Change Myself
~This song is unbearably 80s and horribly cheesy. And yet, somehow, despite all reason, it has worked itself into the pseudo-sequel for the diaryfic. And into this weird picture. DARN IT THIS SONG CAN'T BE TAKEN THIS SERIOUSLY.
Why
~Angst angst angst, that's all I'm writing lately. Darn it.
Skeebahn!
~ARGH SO CUTE.
Charlie Brown Musical - My New Philosophy
~This song is adorable. I CAN TOTALLY HEAR KIDSCRI SINGING IT. ARGH. DARN YOU KITTYN.
You don't own me!
~You trippin! I raise mah baby how I want! ::snaps::
Up against the CHURCH wall this time
~Too many opportunities for Catholic Priest jokes here. You come up with one.
Be happy
~Have a taco.
Demon-Edgar again
~I should do SOMEthing with this idea, but I dunno what.
Crazy chibi!
~So tiny.
Scri's hungry!
~Darn hippies. Not takin care of their kids.
Ya hear me, Moonflower?
~Edgar and his dad, who looks like Scri fer reasons that make me vaguely uncomfortable.
Snerk. Edgar "Moonflower" Vargas. HAHAHAHAHAAAA.
WHERE WERE YOU
~Woah, gettin ahead of myself here.
Let me help
~Much ahead.
Where are we going?
~KidScri is SO CUTE AGH.
Oh #$^#.
~Yes, any horrible thing you imagine happening after this happened. It'll all make sense soon.
Don't even talk to me!
~Just drop dead!
Is it so hard?
~Another comic that was totally an accident. Darn it. Just these snips of dialogue that want ta get out one way or another.
WHAT?!
~The last two panels came ta mind, and I had ta do somethin with it.
The process of becoming a doormat
~He didn't start that way.
Do you remember...
~This is such a horrible shot. Argh.
Mom and Dad?
~I giggled too hard at this. DARN IT. I AM SO EASILY AMUSED.
And then he says, That's not a pegleg, THAT'S MY WIFE!
~::turns into a duck::
The system is down
~I was so tired when I drew this, yet I like how Scri came out.
The Kidfic
~OKAY Crow did this shot of Edgar and Scri as kids, and it got me thinking that I wanted ta do somethin with that idea, and before ya know it I worked out a way. Edgar goes back into his whitespace area and dreams of the childhood he never had. Incidentally, Scriabin shows up. Here's a basic rundown of what their childselves look like.
You're not supposed to be here!
~Aaaand when Scri shows up, kidEdgar is not amused. BAM.
We shoulda done this a long time ago
~They did eventually get ta chatting about this and that and fake adorable memories.
The legendary Gitaroo!
~I have no idea.
Oh what a big surprise
~DARN IT.
Tenacious D - Explosivo
~DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Spiderwebbing
~More kidmemories.
Thanks a lot, stupidface
~Sucker.
Take what you can get
~Considering, the kidfic is probably the least angsty thing that'll ever involve these two.
So sad as a kid
~EDGAR IS THE HALFBLOOD PRINCE
Take that, punky!
~That punk is so 80s.
Why do you always fight
~All their little kidmemories are rather unsubtle metaphors. They're still cute tho.
Why do I always get in trouble?
~Ya gotta learn the art of deflection.
You're so dumb
~Horrible shot.
Can't Escape
~Watercolors!
Violation Analysis
~All da things that Edgar did ta himself, or thought that he did ta himself anyway. I didn't include da holes in his skin from the hatching caterpillars, cause I'm almost positive that didn't really happen. All da other ones tho...
So did you get laid or what
~MY WORD
Where are you? 1
~Accidental comic. DARN IT I keep doing these.
Where are you? 2
~Ah, little Scri. He's easy ta take down a few pegs.
Where are you? 3
~Heh, I'm tryin ta think of what Scri would have in his backpack.
Where are you? 4
~DUN DUN DUN
Mac n Cheese!
~It happens to us all.
Last time!
~You softie, Edgar.
They really are a lot alike
~Follow-up to Enolian's Bloo-Scri picture. Hee.
EVEN AS KIDS
~They cannot escape my horrible sleeping-on-people obsession.
Blankies
~She's a nice lady. Really. Honest.
There's a spark inside us
~Did anyone ever see that one Princess and the Goblin movie?
Bet you a dollar.
~This can only end in tears.
You poor man
~WEIRD pose.
Microwave Smores
~There's smores flavored everything now.
Each man is a god
~Each man is a weenie.
FIRE IN THE DISCO
~Fire in the...taco beeeelllll
Caught!
~At last, the fugitive has been brought to justice!
Loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules
~I'd watch that.
You can call me...Scrimoney.
~snerk.
Dance?
~What on earth is going on here.
Older brother?
~I have no idea how Edgar came out looking so young here. It makes this look REALLY weird.
Boohoo
~Man, get over it.
God loves me...
~See, this kind of expression and that kind of talk, that all heralds the arrival of crazyEdgar.
Kyrie Eleison
~I like how this came out a lot. A whole lot.
God is
~BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW OH NO
Can't a mouse catch a break?
~Moral of the story: never give anyone anything.
I hump for justice!
~Take that, anti-porn laws! This is all truly for a noble cause. cough.
Frigging glasses
~They make it hard ta draw Scri with real expressions.
SHUT UP
~Edgar finally stands up for himself.
More angelchibis
~So bored. So boring.
Answer me!
~He shoulda done this a long time ago.
TOUCH HIM AND DIE
~Protective Scri is cute in that crazy unhealthy way.
What?
~I didn't do nothin.
Wings all over
~I dunno what happened here.
If it may please the court...
~This is all yer fault, Kitty-N.
Tuxed?
~AGH HUNGRY
Gotcha
~Hurtcomfort. One of my secret weaknesses.
What's that?
~SOMETHING SINISTER.
Halloween costumes
~And right back ta cute stuff.
It's my fault
~I think Edgar's overreacting.
You cannot escape! (color)
~I like this shot more.
Pick Me Up and Tango
~Workin on this little oneshot where Edgar goes out ta a bar ta attempt ta socialize (at Scriabin's behest) and runs into this guy, Jake. Jake's a nice guy, bit flakey, and also quite convinced that Edgar's gay. Therefore, he hits on him, and Edgar completely doesn't notice cause it doesn't occur ta him that someone could be interested in him that way. He keeps giving off unintentional hints, Jake thinks he's got the okay to go, and since Edgar's fairly drunk (and consequently, so is Scri) they head on home.
Heh, Jake had no idea what he was getting into.
Wingies
~I just like drawin them. Scri's boneyarn wings and Edgar's ropeangel wings from Lies. Dang, those haven't shown up fer ages.
Chibikiss
~Most innocent shot of them ever.
No no, like this.
~You're RUINING IT FOR EVERYBODY.
I felt chocolatey.
~My brother did this once and likewise, got caught.
So who comes along
~I don't think either of them had this in mind when they joined pasts.
For me...
~Funny thing about fake memories is that they can be rewritten so easily! :D
Why do you let me?
~They're constantly answering questions with questions. Darn it you two.
Dishsoap FEVAH
~Be resourceful, be resistant! Think like Amano!
Lobster
~I can never take that line seriously.
Pigtails
~Another accidental comic. DARN IT.
But Miami Vice is on!
~Where everybody was on Fridays in the 80s.
Armadges
~Hurtcomfort AGAIN
Care for me 1
~ANOTHER ACCIDENTAL COMIC. This one is actually fairly hardcore, as these go. It has no name or title tho, and no ending, so it's just floating around here aimlessly.
Care for me 2
~I swear ta god, I never plan fer these things. They just happen.
Chestages
~I can't keep their sizes consistant lately. What the heck.
What are these?
~I'm still contemplating whether ta make da boneyarn wings "canon" so ta speak.
What were they?
~Darn it, can you ever answer a question without turnin it back on Edgar?
You got out, right? You left, right?
~More from the Jakefic. Jake gets veeery concerned when he finds out that da scars under Edgar's eyes aren't self-inflicted.
This guy is so gay
~Thanks Jake. I have no idea why Edgar's eyes are closed here. I like that little chibiScri tho.
Take me home to
~Woah, dangling participle.
Do that again
~Drunken!Scri makes a lapse of judgement...
Uhm...
~But this is by far his worst.
I sank your battleship!
~I bet Scri does this all da time.
Let the kissing commence
~So now we add ANOTHER person ta our repetoire of people constantly having their way with Edgar.
And Edgar's gone
~Heh, Jake's shorter than Edgar. Random note.
I'm the side of you that's gay.
~Haunt me no longer, spirit!
Free Tacos
~Beware the deadly tacotrap.
So that's where you've been
~Kitty-N's idea and it's creepy and cute and funny all at once. Maybe I'm just weird.
Shhh.
~The one line in the diaryfic that hits me harder than any other.
Throatage
~I dunno, bored.
No no, don't rape me!
~::goes limp::
So THAT'S what that dream was!
~Here's da answer ta yer question, Kurumi!
Repayment or truth?
~Great, ANOTHER factor ta take inta consideration. Darnit.
Stop it!
~Too late for you.
YOU DO NOT
~Tired.
Make me breakfast
~Heh, he's not really asking.
You're so sensitive
~Drew this on a MOVING TRAIN THANK YOU. This is of course Scri!Edgar.
You put WHAT through your nipples?
~It's true. He does.
I don't believe you
~Another accidental comic thing.
I don't believe you...
~Haha, YOU WILL.
I don't...
~I don't even know what they're talking about.
Wicked - No Good Deed
~You poor poor man.
When All Hope Has Failed (Color)
~Kiiiiinda inspired by this OC Remix, but not really.
MY GOD I DID IT AGAIN (Color)
~No this actually does happen, tho probably not for the reasons you're thinking of.
helpme (color)
~I THOUGHT Edgar was handling this badly before, but I had no idea. Hehe, he's got his little ponytail here.
braaaains
~dunno.
Worm Quartet - Dear God
~Please don't turn my nipples into giant screaming heads!
Smooth steppin
~I shouldn't be as amused by this concept as I am.
Keane - Your Eyes Open
~Mango sends me pretty song.
Curtains?
~I can't remember what this is a picture of. Curtains? How much more vague can I be? thanks a lot brain.
abusiveedgar wtf
~I'm as shocked as you.
What the
~God I can't remember what ANY OF THESE PICTURES ARE
Do I have to wear this?
~Aha, a glimpse at why Edgar's always doing something with his hands! Kind of.
Cookies
~This is a formative experience fer Edgar. Little kids put emphasis on different things then grownups. I could get inta SO MUCH MORE DETAIL about this but I'm tired so I won't.
Granny Vargas
~hee, that still makes me giggle fer some reason.
Punch Bug!
~AGH
Why didn't you go before we left?
~Questions kids hate, coming up next.
Repairs
~Am I obsessed with this concept?
I love a good seamstress
~Maybe.
I'm home
~I think this is what I think it is. Another formative thing that happened. I really shoulda redone da text with this but I did not because I hate you.
Death?!
~What the darn it. I can't remember what this is a picture of either and that filename makes me worried. NO WAIT okay I remember. Yeaaah another random thing into Edgar's personality blah blah. I should be spending more time on this, but I won't.
hugs?
~No wait, THIS is da one I was thinkin of. Big deal fer little Edgar.
Tired
~I dunno, I'm gonna hafta guess from da filename. Tired of arguing? NO WAIT arguing that he's not tired? I can't believe my memory is this bad.
I can do it!
~If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it ::viciously killed::
Oh frigging a.
~This is getting ridiculous.
Fwap
~Drunken Scritoy. You know that eventually you'd do the same.
I'll EAT YOU UP
~No seriously I dunno what this is a picture of.
You have no appreciation fer da finer things in life
~I hold wine glasses like this. I didn't even realize until Alix pointed it out ta me.
Want some croutons?
~No wait, granola.
I can't take you anywhere
~He's right ya know, he eats children.
~Edgar and Scriabin in "Via Regi...what now?"~
~I'm probably formatting that all wrong. WELL EITHER WAY. Me and my brother went running around this maze in South Dakota (I think it was South Dakota, I can't remember exactly) and this idea came ta mind. Rather unsubtle symbolism but HEY WHO CARES. I like how this came out, da layout of da panels and angles and such. Uh huh. I didn't completly ink it because I abruptly lost interest and hey, it looks fine in pencil. Yes it does. It DOES SHUT UP. |Page 1|Page 2|Page 3|
I don't know if I should be doing this
~Like THAT'll stop him.
Orgy - Stitches
~I went there.
Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
~Way too much NIN over da trip. I should really do a better version of this someday.
Dance for me!
~I have no idea.
Want me to make you happy with my mouth?
~This is a topic of SERIOUS DEBATE.
Nine Inch Nails - Reptile
~Directed at a woman, but twisted fer a man.
I'm hopelessly
~Another mystery picture. What could I have drawn?
Chicago - They Both Reached For the Gun
~NO WAIT I SWEAR IT'S...kind of...in context okay shoot me.
You know...
~"Your nose is as big as my entire body."
Wake up!
~I blame Crow fer this mental image.
Easily flustered
~It's so easy ta do.
Delicious neck
~Tastes good with hot sauce.
Violation
~I'm working on this creepy fic where Edgar keeps a journal. I called it Violation cause Soul Rape sounded too silly. This is him actually...about halfway through it, I think. Those are just scratches on his face, nothing serious there.
Stop popping out at me like that!
~An old joke between me and my brother.
I am concerned about my arm.
~Let me file this with committee.
I'll totally get in trouble!
~Crow asks fer kidScri, I deliver. Badly. I'll do a better one I swear.
Blvud
~How would ya even say that?
Let me stay
~Scri in Edgar's body, tho it's very hard ta tell.
It's mine!
~More Scri!Edgar. Is that how it'd be written? I think it would be.
Owie
~Thus why his hands are always bandaged.
I'll send you to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!
~I imagine Bloo and Scri would either get along or kill each other.
Sexxy
~It was surprisingly easy ta turn him inta a girl.
Tickle tickle
~He DOES need ta laugh more!
What if YOURE gay?
~I wonder if it means something that I never even remotely considered that an issue. At all.
And...take that off!
~Kitty-N's fault.
Honey talk to the beaver
~Crow's fault.
Satisfied
~My god does Scri look pleased with himself. I can't even imagine why.
You're such a jerk
~Ya know, tickling people who hate being tickled usually results in genitals getting punched. Just as a note.
I've created life
~Fic is MESSED UP.
You only really need one, right?
~I'm not sure if this happened or not. Maybe it did.
Clik
~This is one of da last things Edgar does in the creepy diaryfic.
Time to check out!
~This made me giggle, then I wondered if maybe I just have a black sense of humor.
aaaaa
~And that is why I present it to you OUT of context!
Sometiiiimes
~I SWEAR this fic will be finished soon.
Haha wooo
~People need ta laugh more in this.
Bored
~An old standby.
I'M A HOBBIT
~I haven't played D&D in ages. I'm probably way off in terms of alignment.
flyyyy
~You'll see.
Bad Dudes
~Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?
Caprisun what
~I guess I was thirsty. I can't say that fer sure tho.
Angelmousey
~Combining TWO standbys!
This is how it is
~Did someone nail Scri with a blackjack? Is that what happened here?
Brush my hair and braid my locks
~Then shoot me across the room!
GETOUT
~Preliminary crazy.
Stop hurting me
~Near da end.
Ha ha ha
~I'm tellin ya. Seriously.
You ain't got no rhythm
~How Edgar got his Groove back.
BEEPerror
~DARN IT I need ta stop watching this show.
Jedi-Edgar
~Pfffhahaha.
::slices off hand::
~I laughed way too hard at this.
POOF
~Would that be da noise that would make? Or more like a SHWOOP sound?
Black and White
~Find...the anxiety bomb.
In-line skating
~Tee hee.
Yes granma
~I seriously have no recollection of coloring this.
Get off my head this instant
~SCRITOY GOES WILD
Let's play airplane!
~::breaks Edgar's arm::
Take off those glasses!
~This is Kitty-N's fault.
Dry those tears!
~There will be another rainbow!
Shh
~I need to stop giving these serious pictures silly captions.
Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
~Thank you, South Park movie!
The power of the FIST
~Another one of my "let's illustrate an entire scene!" things from a fic I'm working on.
Pumaman MST reference
~Edgar flies like a moron.
Milk, Inc. - Walk On Water
~This is one of the most random pictures ever. What the heck, brain.
Look right through me
~Curse you Mad World.
Should I be hungry?
~Another random shot from one of Rueyeet's fics! I'm so easily influenced.
Anklet?
~Oh my god I want to watch Animalympics so badly right now.
You know, some say jewelry is a sign of ownership...
~In that case I belong to thirty some odd people.
And again!
~Hee hee. YOU'VE GOTTA GO FOR IIIIIITT.
Shoujo-Edgar
~::snerk::
Last thing...
~That frigging Barenaked Ladies song is HAUNTING ME. I ended up writing some random short thing to it. Curse you, Tonight I Fell Asleep At the Wheel.
Suppooort
~Not just an excuse to draw little Edgar. Honest.
Fairy!
~Teehee.
BUT I CAN CARRY YOU
~And I ruin another picture with stupid commentary!
In a minute!
~Heh. I'm picturing him reading one of those old kid encyclopedias...you know, the ones with the big bright pictures and simple words. I loved those things.
Take me away
~Whzuh?
I guess it's over now...
~AND AGAIN.
I want a taco
~Just too nice fer yer own good.
Move your-
~THIS VIDEO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME AAAAAGH.
Bigger man
~Random song reference again. Darn it.
Happy birthday
~This is still making me giggle.
How can you even GET this intoxicated?
~From Crow's fic! I couldn't resist drawing Drunk!Scri.
Please tell me this is a fever delusion
~If your...face is a...thing.
Great, not only do I have a cold
~But he has to watch and make sure his little toy doesn't somehow kill himself!
Where'd this cliff come from?
~The idea of Scri using internet acronyms deeply amuses me.
Random shots
~Crow's fic gave me an idea, soooo.
I sleep all night and I work all day
~WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTING.
Yarn is good, right?
~You're all SO HORRIBLE AT COMFORTING PEOPLE.
Weekend at the Spa
~SOMEONE gave me this idea, and now I'm totally blanking on the name. I'm sorry.
No touchy
~Recently it turns out Scri has somethin of a possessive/protective streak. Who knew.
TURRRN ARROUNNDDD
~BRIIIIGHT EYEEEEES ::completely ruins the picture::
Loved
~You know it, buddy.
Hey featherface
~This started out with just Edgar, then Scri just showed up.
Vertical!
~I had a weird dream where Edgar had vertical scars. Sadly, that's all I remember.
You're just jealous cause I'm talking to hot chicks on the internet
~I blame Kitty-N for the continued Napoleon Dynamite parodies.
Waffle panacea
~And also for the idea of lovewaffles, which are terribly cute.
Would Scooby like a Scooby snack?
~That nickname for him makes me laugh so hard.
Chibi-Belldandy!Edgar
~I should be killed.
Rainygroceries
~NO THE MOISTURE IS EXPANDING
If he hit you, would you let him?
~I blame Iktia for the Abused!Edgar images lately.
Why are you surprised?
~Well, that and a depressing video I saw.
The floor is lava!
~Kitty-N's idea. Man I loved this game.
Change is good right
~Hahaha, and now things are getting WORSE.
Squeak
~I swear ta god, I clean this scanner glass REPEATEDLY whenever I scan and SOMEHOW MARKS STILL SHOW UP RARR
OMG SNUFF
~so hott
Where am I?
~This is not my beautiful house, and this is not my beautiful car, and this is not my beautiful wife.
Tear your heart out
~This makes it look like Edgar's actually handling this fairly well. He isn't.
That wasn't so bad, was it?
~If only he knew.
Full Frontal - You Think You're a Man
~GAYEST SONG EVER.
Hugs?
~Yeaaaah.
im scared
~Relationships are changing like CRAZY
Please
~I won't stop, cause I did once pop.
love me
~My god, is Scri being tactful/responsible here?
Real Power
~It tastes delicious, and is proven to cause lung cancer.
I can't fix this
~Let's call the Mario Brothers!
Oh noes!
~I knew this would happen all along. WHY AM I ALL SURPRISED ALL OF A SUDDEN.
I KEEL U
~Mostly horrible, but I like how delightfully psychotic Edgar looks here.
Are we there yet?
~That's it I'm turning this car around.
This cheese needs urgent grating
~This is a Napoleon Dynamite reference. This is not a drill.
Zuh?
~Hahaha, piano virtuouso.
Let's forget about that crazy man
~DYNAMICS CHANGING AAAGh
Come back to me
~That was exactly what Edgar needed to hear, which is why I redid da text here. Otherwise this picture would be fairly meaningless. GASP.
This is all your fault
~Let's just say things are not going well for Edgar, currently.
Calm down
~I keep wondering if I should put pics with Edgar AND Scri in the joint section or something, but then that brings up da question of whether or not they're really two people and BLAH BLAH BLAH TOO COMPLICATED.
*weepz*
~Yer just like those mean girls from High School!
Support
~This is like Jenga with someone's psyche!
Dance with me!
~Dance the dance of LIFE!
Ohnoes
~So tiny.
Learned Helplessness
~Not going well at all.
Mmm, cheesecake
~My weekly shot of Edgar not suffering. Aww.
EH?
~Scri either said something shocking or goosed Edgar. YOU DECIDE.
Powers
~I KNEW IT I KNEW I'D DO IT AGAIN.
zuha?
~what.
Silent Hill 4 - Room of Angel
~Darn it, just da fact I even used that song at all makes me laugh, regardless of whether or not it works in this context.
Conditional Love
~DOING IT AGAIN.
Rewrite
~Illustration of somethin that's happened in da next chapter. I felt kind, so I redid da text so ya can actually read it. YES, YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.
I really like the art in this, incidentally.
Scri's new friend!
~All Archeeka's fault I swear.
You disappoint me
~From Rueyeet's Passive fic which I totally adore aaaa.
So I can control something...
~I started writing some ScriEdgar smut, and then I realized this was a bad idea, mainly because if I can't get those two to shut up in the story itself, how on earth am I gonna make em shut up during sex? Three files and counting, if yer curious.
Mommy didn't have a prom
~Only war.
You don't know
~SCRIABIN, PROFESSIONAL MARTYR.
You have no idea what that means
~He has a point.
YOU HYPOCRITE
~Dang, Edgar's been getting whacked across the face a lot recently.
What's wrong?
~Here is a fantastic setup, but then I decided that if I was gonna do this, I would do it in writing, cause I knew they'd NEVER SHUT UP OTHERWISE. Somethin like this may or may not happen in Vargas, it depends.
I hate you!
~I can just hear the sarcasm in his voice.
God's Eye
~Did anyone else make those as a kid? I loved those things. Had no idea that was what they were called fer da longest time tho, or that they had any religious connotation. I just liked makin em. As fer da pic itself, I figured out Scri's problem with yarn, I think, but da thing is, it woulda made it's way inta Vargas by now if it were completely true. As it is tho, it stands as a good explanation fer Scri's yarn obsession and some of Edgar's behavior, in general and in crisis, that I think is pretty cool. Since I'm being unnaturally verbose about this picture, maybe later on I'll explain da whole basic theory, kinda, if ya can't extrapolate from this pic alone.
I have homework...
~I blame Mith for giving Edgar a ponytail. DARN YOU. Anyway. No family right? So let's say, raised by his grandma. Did you know knitters are frigging crazy? They have more flame wars then anyone other random hobby. Seriously. Weird stuff.
Yes grandma
~Ya prolly can't read my writing, but ya can guess da basic scenario, right? Thus leading to da whole bondage motif with yarn, cause it wasn't perhaps a real serious bondage thing, but it was still being tied in one place unable to escape an unpleasant experience, and so Edgar swallowed those feelings of resentment and learned to cope with it, somethin like learned helplessness, blah blah blah. Ya guys know what I'm getting at, right? It's all ta justify that yarn thing.
Shut up
~Lots of random shots from the ScriEdgar smut thing this week.
I'm my own person
~Becomin gradually clear that no Edgar, you're not. Even without his random little backstory I made up.
That's more like it
~Speaking of figments!
On my OOOOOWNNNN
~This picture will shock you, and not cause of its real content.
Wooo
~Happy chibi! Once a week.
Bravo!
~THEY'RE GETTING ALONG CALL THE MEDIA
If you're a man, how was I born?
~What's wrong with mpreg writers. I did Jogarpffhahaha from memory. CAN YOU TELL.
Next on Jerry Springer
~I need ta finish this little slashparody thing I'm writing sometime.
Would this be some variation on cloning?
~A question I don't hafta answer, cause I don't care about my readers.
Lying to me again...
~But that's what he does best.
NOT A BEATNIK.
~Hehehe, turtleneck sweaters.
Not for you
~Weird angles all around here.
Edgar-Gencey
~This is what started da whole "let's draw EVERY CHARACTER I EVER LIKED AS ONE OF MY CREATED POKéMON" thing. That makes me the lamest person alive. I mean, not even official Pokémon. Ones that I made up. My god. (Gencey-info)
Edgar-Clegencyana
~After da Scri-Warui, I thought it would make sense. (Clegencyana-info)
Such a happy boy
~These moments are so rare.
Is it a coincidence...
~Hee hee, so cute.
Stop it.
~Attack failed!
Cross-species RAPE
~Dang, even as a Gencey Edgar keeps getting molested.
Cat's Cradle
~So the smut went something like "arrrgh hate. hatesex. lies. more lies. roughsex. TOTALLY CIVIL CONVERSATION WHILE PLAYING CAT'S CRADLE"
I'm so talented. Even more ironic was that I accidentally named this NnyEdgar rather then EdgarScri, which fits da whole them of the smut snippet entirely too well. Har har.
Evolution!
~Edgar wants to learn "Denial Song!" But he has too many moves already! Delete another move to learn "Denial Song"?
Sex with myself?
~It's best not ta think too hard about it.
Cheer up emo kid
~No need to be so dooooown.
Gonna need those TPS reports
~::steals someone's stapler::
This used to be my playgrooound
~May happen, who knows.
What a lovely day
~For ITALIAN DISCO
I look like a gay beatnik
~I need ta stop putting earrings on him.
Edgarmouse
~I dunno, bored I guess.
Edgarnugget
~THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.
Assume the fetal position
~Kind of from the next-next chapter. Yeah, I've been writing too much.
Tired
~From a really strange bit I wrote in the next next part. It was very peculiar.
Rosary for sale!
~I don't know.
Braaaains
~Stitched up braaaains
Let me out
~::shudders::
Stand at attention!
~I haven't drawn him randomely standing around in a while. Wow! He's not suffering here! Well, except maybe from poor posture.
Get down!
~I specifically drew this just cause I wanted to do a shot of him enjoying himself and not dying/in the process of dying for once. HURRAY.
What do you mean you're tired?!
~I guess it could happen.
Easy target
~500 POINTS
Beg
~He probably will too.
Hate you
~Hahahaha. This is giving me flashbacks to something but I can't remember what.
Ugh sore
~I think I have an idea of why now, actually. That doesn't involve sex.
What should I DO
~Not exactly his area of expertise.
Shut the window.
~Most of these are conjecture. I think.
You're looking to catch five across the face!
~You better believe Edgar folded like a house of cards.
How do they look?
~Keep the receipt.
What's this?
~::snickers immaturely::
Get out!
~Bickering, as usual.
Biological Evidence
~I could give a lengthy explanation of what exactly Scri's talking about, but I don't feel like it.
Eyestab -color-
~This is so gratuitous.
Something's wrong here -Color-
~I laughed too hard at this.
Eh?
~From that one Valentine's fic Dai wrote.
Hot cup o EDGAAAR
~That sounds so dirty.
A small latte
~I blame LYX's onion-ring Nny for this, incidentally.
So you're gay
~Where's the neon!?
Zzz
~Incidentally, I, too, was tired.
Wakeful
~Up and at them!
Wakeful CONTINUES
~Some of you will get this.
Stand up straight
~We want a good picture for Christmas.
Lie Back
~But is he thinking of England?
Happy Angel
~I need ta lay off him sometimes.
Control Me
~::cough:: moving on.
Awkward awkward years
~Off of LYX's SWANfic.
I've got a cold in my giant nose
~You should go listen to Jeremy Hotz.
What happened to my arm
~DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
The Magnetic Fields - All My Little Words
~I love the Magnetic Fields so much.
Version 2!
~Again off of Dai's fic!
Brother Edgar
~I have a serious Monk problem. I'm not joking.
Father Edgar
~Can you tell I was reading the Amityville Horror?
Danca
~Zombiedance!
Bwuh?
~ZOMBIESHOCK
Amber - Hold My Body Tight
~Too much 90s music.
A stiff breeze
~I was experimenting. I swear.
WTF
~I shouldn't be this easily amused.
HOW DARE YOU
~Fun with figments! Hee hee.
Vast - Pretty When You Cry
~Muuuuch better. Well, it would be if I didn't GET THE LYRICS WRONG RARR
So what are you giving up for lent?
~Ash Wednesday!
Shopppping
~Just shop with somebody tough.
Oh, Nervous Breakdown!
~Whenever Edgar and Scriabin start arguing and you get confused, just refer to the first two panels of this and you'll be set.
I didn't know you had an earring
~Crow-Sensei is influencing meeeee
String Theory
~Hahaha.
Contractual Obligation (Color)
~I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS.
Hi Debbie
~I don't know, I'm just happy.
DADAN
~SHOULDER...OH GOD...
Without Motive
~You know what's going to happen to Edgar.
You know.
Wtf?
~MY OBSESSION WITH LEASHES CONTINUES!
wtf part2
~Someday I'll be that scary old woman on the block who has those leashes hanging in the back of her shed, along with the skins and those lovely eyeballs that make a nice preserve if you take the time to staple them correctly to the
Yawwn
~Sims 2 influence PERHAPS
Feel a Lie
~I kept tryin ta draw ONE GOOD PICTURE of Scri molesting Edgar and kept failing. I'm gonna assume this is one of those in that series.
SAY MAH NAME
~Blow my whistle.
ARGH
~Another failure! kaboom.
Yeah...
~I like Edgar. SHUT UP.
GIT! GIT!
~THIS GUN IS LOADED!
Mc Edgar
~Droppin some phat beetz
Edgar's Apartment
~I see it so clearly. It's weird.
Shubaduba
~Too much Sims.
You're Blind
~And then this WASN'T supposed to look sexual THEN IT DID
Chibi-Demon
~Ear...shoulder...I'm fading fast
That would work
~I'm too tired to find out what this pictur actrually is.
BOOKAH
~Wait, where's the gun man?
You never shut up
~You know it's true.
Hands
~Gonna assume he's doing somethin naught with his hands cause I can't remeber anything right now
Hurt
~There's a shocking lack of blood here.
Edgar in Hell
~Random thoughts.
Ballgag!
~With this picture vanishes any respect you had for me.
I baked a cake!
~SIMS TOOOO AGAIN
Stainedglass
~One of a series of pictures I did while utterly exhausted at the airport. There's an idea here, although it's obscured by my horrific drawing and execution.
You say lets get married
~Sims 2 ate my brain.
ChibiEdgars
~I do a lot of these, I just don't scan them all.
RAVE SLAVE
~AIRPORT PICTURE
No Power over You
~Not with this book of spells I NOW HOLD!
Why?
~God you ask that question a lot.
Edgar's faking it.
~I'll have what he's having.
Angel-Edgar
~I had this weird dream where Nny and RandomOtherGuy were in Hell but got appointed to be watchmen down there or something, and in order ta do their job correctly they sent down a real angel, which happened ta be ol Edgar. He was terribly terribly naive in that dream, and also able ta heal people with a touch. And ya could target people's chests and grab their hearts like in a video game. THANK YOU.
Your wrists belong to me
~Because I have this deed!
Edgarloving
~Made with real chocolate syrup.
NO!
~NO KISS!
Help Help!
~I'm being molest...ED!
The perpetual victim
~I heard someone stole his credit cards.
Wumpscut - Wreath of Barbs
~This COULD have a weird creepy background, but I like all that white space.
Pray
~Poor guy.
A UFO
~whap
Chibi of the ANGELS
~::horn::
Move your dead bones bones bones
~Come closer boys and girls.
Confusion of the ANGELS
~I do not understand.
Care
~NOT VERY FAR APAAAART
Upperclass twit of the year
~Watch out for those matchboxes!
Vast - Pretty when you cry
~Ya can see that I wanted ta go somewhere with this, but then I got bored and didn't bother.
Eh?
~Aww.
Draw something substantial
~He speaks da truth!
Dream Theater - The Spirit Carries On
~This is SUCH a total corruption of da original song.
No marker?
~Nope.
Huffhuff
~Soshi's fault.
CHRISTIANITY
~I'M SO CLEVER.
Sideshot
~Just SO EASY ta throw wings on him.
Here's yer cappucino
~And then, at night, Edgar goes back ta his posh apartment, puts on a polo shirt, and then counts all his money.
Joy
~It's so rare ta see him like this.
OW
~I still love this.
FRIENDS?!
~NOT TO BEEEEE
Shadowfanta
~Shokata? Wallpaper destined, but never fulfilled.
Dig yourself all the way to the BANK
~Bau bau bau bau bau