Some time this past summer, Me (Zarla), my cousin Sheena, her friends Adam and Michael, and their friends Vatche and Sarah, all went to her house and had a huge party. Much Smash Brothers was played, and Sarah mentioned that she had gotten some hilarious snapshots of Link and various other characters in lewd poses.
Since I'm such a wonderful porn database, I recalled a review I read of a fic where Link and Ganon had crazy OOC sex. With ludicrous descriptions and tearful confessions and marriage proposals.
We were all really hyperactive by this point, by the way.
Anyway, they wanted to see it (god only knows why) so I went and dug it up from one of my favorite fic review sites.
The entry in question is here.
We were soon in hysterics. Initially I was reading them outloud, but soon Vatche decided to give it a shot. His way of reading things was absolutely hilarious. Then we came up with the idea to record it.
And so we did.
We unfortunately only caught the end of the Zelda fic reading, which is now referred to as Zedla from a typo made in the spasms of laughter. And then I told them about an even worse fic.
A much, much worse fic.
Chocobo Nights.
We started this one from the beginning and recorded the entire reading. Vatche did the first part, then after the fic had broken his brain Adam took over.
This wav now lives in infamy among us for the hysterical overdramatization and the hilarious voice acting of it all. Not only that, you can really hear the fic breaking these poor boys. It shattered their souls.
And now you can enjoy it too!

Zedla is 1:40 at 128 kbps.
Chocobonights is 11:22 at 64 kpbs.