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(Lines of DragonSpeak: 748) Raenerial: PLEASE NO Shimofuri covers his head You say, "i love yooooooo" You say, "kiss meeeeeee" Ariconte: Its Space Pony, who'd of thought. Raenerial hits the deck Ashido: Oh god. Shimofuri: its baaack DeJanell: freeeeeeeak You say, "LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE" DeJanell: psyche You say, "I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOOOOO" Space Pony eats her toes. Raenerial guffaws DeJanell: creepy Shimofuri snrrrrrrks at SP Shimofuri: LMGDAO Raenerial: LOLLO You say, "WILLING AND READY BABY" Shimofuri: ack vivi just jumped when is tarte laughing You say, "TAKE ME NOOOOWWW" Shimofuri: LMGDAOIRL!!! Raenerial: AHAHAAH Tulan: Icky females Shimofuri: aaaaa Ashido covers his eyes. Raenerial: HE'S PRESENTING Tulan: Kooties! DeJanell: oh you're a bitch Tulan hides behind Shimo Shimofuri: LMGDAO You say, "I'M A MANLY WOMAN HAR" Tulan: Go get em, Straight boy Shimofuri: lmgdao You say, "TAKE ME NOWWWWW" Tulan o.o Raenerial: UH UH Ariconte: ...O.o; Shimofuri: only space can make that patch funnier You say, "Someone else have sex with me so I can get many venereal diseases!" You say, "BECAUSE I LOVE THOSE CRABS SO MUCH" Space Pony sobs. Raenerial: I can't BELIEVE they have a patch that looks like that! Shimofuri: do you name them, space? You say, "YES" You say, "There's fred, and wilma, and betty, and the crazy old man who lives down the street." DeJanell: anyway. You say, "On my penis, of course." Shimofuri: LMGDAO You say, "SEXY" Shimofuri: im hungry. You say, "EAT ME" Raenerial eats out space pony Ashido sweatdrops. Shimofuri: no...hungry for food, not pixilated pony You say, "YEAH BABY" You say, "WOOOOO" You say, "SOMEONE STICK A PENIS IN ME IM DONE" Tulan: I had a pathetic friend who got off looking at Rydia's 4 pixel SNES ass... Tulan chuckles. DeJanell eats a cookie Shimofuri: thats pretty sad Raenerial: wow Tulan: I thought so too =P Shimofuri: LMGDAO Raenerial: That's pretty amazing. Raenerial: Talk about easily amused. You say, "Sex sex sex sex" Raenerial inserts a banana in space Space Pony makes sex noises. Raenerial: LOLOL You say, "AAAA MY EVIL NEMESIS" Pony Of Space: lOOOOOOO YUUUMYYYYYYYYY Pony Of Space: HAR You say, "NOOOOOOOO DO NOT GIVE ME A SMEAR" Raenerial: LMGDAO You say, "Wait a minute...YOURE NOT A GYNOCOLOGIST" Pony Of Space: TIME TO PUT YOUR FEET IN THE STRAPS BABY Shimofuri: LOLOL Shimofuri falls over Tulan o.o You say, "AGHHHHHHHHH" Raenerial: ROFL Pony Of Space: LET ME SERENATE INTO YOUR ANUS Pony Of Space: SPACE PONYYYYYYYYYYY You say, "I'M TOUCHED" You say, "LITERALLY" Pony Of Space: I JUST ATE OUT A PONY NAMED SPACE PONYYYYYYY DeJanell: yall is such bammas Ashido can't help laughing. Shimofuri is choking on laughter Space Pony makes a noise like a bell. You say, "BONG" Pony Of Space: EAT IT SLOW AND ITS ALMOST LIKE NEIGHING Raenerial: AHAHA Pony Of Space: NEEIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH Pony Of Space: SPACE PONYYYYYYYY Shimofuri dies Shimofuri: LOLOLOL Ashido is laughing way too hard now. Raenerial: IS THERE AN ECHO IN THERERRRR???? Ariconte: Err.. o.O; Pony Of Space: SPACE POOOOOONYYYYYy Pony Of Space: SPACE POOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYY SPACE POOOOOOOONY SPACE PONYYYYy DeJanell doesnt think anything is funny Pony Of Space: EAT IT FAST AND ITS LIKE PAP SMAYING Shimofuri: LMGDAO Shimofuri: thats a stretch Pony Of Space: SHUT UP Ashido is laughing way too hard. You say, "YOUR INTERRUPTING OUR LOVELY SONG" Shimofuri: sheesh Pony Of Space blows a raspberry up SPACE PONYS BUTT Raenerial chuckles Pony Of Space: BBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHH Pony Of Space: THERE Raenerial: LOL Pony Of Space: NOW IM DONE You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH A WET..." Pony Of Space vanishes like a one night stand You say, "NOOO" Shimofuri: LMGDAOIRL You say, "I loved her like my WHORE" Raenerial: LOLOL Shimofuri: lololol Ashido Cracks up. You say, "Sooooooo sex now?" DeJanell: freak, you should get a husband You say, "I'M A MAN BABY" Shimofuri: space is a boy You say, "MAAAAAAAAAAN" Shimofuri: manly woman Space Pony makes a male symbol out of his penis. Raenerial: Space is a MAAAAAN All man You say, "OW" Shimofuri: LOLOLOL Shimofuri: space thats horrid Raenerial: LOLOL You say, "Manly WOMAN" DeJanell: eww Ashido covers his eyes. DeJanell shudders Raenerial: hermaphrodiiiiite You say, "I HAVE BREASTS SEE" DeJanell: dont touch me.... Space Pony grabs his eyes. Shimofuri: LOL Space Pony touches her. Shimofuri: ooo the line is crossed You say, "I POKED YOUUUU" DeJanell pokes back DeJanell: you're scaring me You say, "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" Shimofuri: i see stupid people Raenerial is reminded of people who dont hang up for prank calls Space Pony rolls on the floor foaming at the mouth. DeJanell: so do I You say, "AGLALGLAJGLJAGAG" You say, "..." You say, "MUFFIN" Raenerial: MUFFINZ Shimofuri: muffinlilly! Ashido: Not this again. -.- You say, "WARG WARG" Raenerial: Chococoooooooooo You say, "HAR HAR" You say, "SKOAM" Raenerial: MENSES. Shimofuri: i still think that sounds like 'scone' You say, "IT DOES INDEED" You say, "So, my penis is free for viewing." Space Pony crushes a chihuahua with it. Shimofuri: n.n;;; DeJanell doesnt understand You say, "Oops." Raenerial views the overwhelming manliness You say, "I am a MAN" You say, "MAAAAAAAN" Raenerial: All man. You say, "AND I DEMAND SOMEONE YIFF ME NOW" Shimofuri: uh...no o.o; DeJanell: you cant demand shit You say, "BUT I AM A HORSE AND I HAVE A SEXY DESC" Tulan: Night guys _ You say, "THAT'S ALLLLLL YOU NEEEEEEEEED IN AMERIKAAAAA" Shimofuri: night tu n.n;; Tulan: see ya tomorrow Shimofuri: see ya tomorrow Ashido: Night Tu. Raenerial: Gnight tu! Shimofuri: whoa o.o Tulan: grats on the wings _ Ashido: THank yoooo Shimofuri: tulan turned me not only gay but INTO A TULAN CLONE Shimofuri: heh thanks n.n; Raenerial: Haw haw Tulan: =P Ashido: Haw haw. Ashido: I'm getting creeped out now. Raenerial: Just a little o.o; Shimofuri: me too o.o; You say, "I love yoooooooo" Space Pony showers flowers and various types of birth protection on her. DeJanell: O.o Raenerial: LOL Shimofuri: like my condom rose? You say, "NICE TOUCH" DeJanell: right....... Raenerial lovebites As You say, "It's a rose made out of a CONDOM" Raenerial: ASH Ashido: Eeep. Ashido: o.o Raenerial gets another mouthful of bugs Shimofuri lovebites ash and takes a chunk out of his arm: oops. DeJanell shudders Raenerial: Lunchhhh. Ashido: Eeee Ashido dies. Raenerial: Why don't you become infested with junebugs? Those are tasty and fat n.n You say, "I am one sexy sexy pony." Shimofuri: a dead sexy pony Ashido: It's not like I CHOOSE. -.- You say, "YES SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS" Raenerial: You can order bugs from uh.. those gardening magazines! Space Pony has sex with a floor tile. Shimofuri: hey ash what time do you need to be up for the art thing? Raenerial: Like ladybugs and praying mantises o.o You say, "YEAH BABY UH" Ashido: 8. ;.; Shimofuri: lookit those ceders go! Shimofuri: erf... Shimofuri sets teh clock Raenerial: uggh early Ashido: I'm not going to breed bugs in my fur! Raenerial: But you are already o.o; Ashido: On purpose. ;.; DeJanell yawns and rests her head in her paw Raenerial: MmMMmm hmmmm. Ashido: Not on purpose, rather. You say, "ASHYBOY IS A VERMIN FILLED PIIIT" You say, "OF EVILLLLL" Ariconte curls up and folds his wings around him, he feels like sleeping. e.e You say, "ASHYBOY IS A NERRRRRRF" Shimofuri: but we love him just the same. Shimofuri: nerf? You say, "NERF NERF" Shimofuri: arent those footballs? DeJanell: LOL Raenerial: I remember those o.o; Ashido cries. Shimofuri: good for BEATING SISTERS WITH You say, "I HEARD NERFS" Raenerial: Oh the unending nerf commercials with boys pelting each other with foam projectiles. Shimofuri: eeeeeeeeyup You say, "I EAT NERF FOR BREAKFAST" Raenerial pats Ash You say, "It's nutritious and filling." Shimofuri: im hungryyy Shimofuri whines Shimofuri: gimme my cheese! Ashido cries. Raenerial baps shim Raenerial baps ashido Raenerial: SHADDUP. Ashido: Must have another chunk. Raenerial is a wifebeater DeJanell: who beats their wife? Ashido Sobs. You say, "I DO" Raenerial is therefore unmarried You say, "I BEAT MY WIFE REGULARLY" Shimofuri steals his cheese back and eats it Raenerial threatens to dunk Ash's head in a bucket of liquid nitrogen You say, "AS DO I BEAT MY OWN LITTLE SPACE PONY EVERY DAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" Ashido: o.o Raenerial: LOL Shimofuri: snrrrk DeJanell: uh, k Shimofuri: one of my fav gundam wing jokes was 'little shinigami' You say, "He's a naughty pony, yes." Space Pony ties his penis to a stake and burns it for heresy. You say, "BAD LITTLE PENIS" Shimofuri: lol Shimofuri: hey space Shimofuri: your pants are blazing for her. You say, "YES" You say, "LIKE A COMET" Raenerial: She's wet. I can telll. DeJanell: ewwww Shimofuri: oh yeah. i can smell it from here. she wants you space. Shimofuri: go in for the kill You say, "I'm BURNING BURNINNNGGGGG" Space Pony catches on fire. You say, "NOT AGAIN" Ashido snickers. You say, "SEX ME BABY" Raenerial: ah young love. er. lust. Shimofuri eats his cheese. take that lactose. Space Pony throws himself on her. DeJanell screams and slaps him Shimofuri: i guess you could say... DeJanell: NO TOUCHIE You say, "OW" Shimofuri: space pony's FLAMING Raenerial: HAVE A LITTER OF PITTENS WITH HER Space Pony sets Shimo on fire. You say, "WOOPS" Raenerial: Pooony kittens. Shimofuri: AAAAAAA IM BURNING WITH GOODNESS You say, "KITTONY!" Shimofuri rolls around trying to put himself out Space Pony throws himself at her again Raenerial touches her. touch touch touch touch. Ashido shakes his head. DeJanell punches him Shimofuri touches her with leeches. Raenerial dodges DeJanell: LEMME ALONE Ashido scratches himself, sending fleas everywhere. Shimofuri: awww they love you, look, theyre sucking. You say, "BUT YOURE SO CUTE WHEN YOURE ANGRY" Raenerial adds bot flies Ashido: Nooooo DeJanell: -.- Ashido gets infested. x.x Raenerial: GROW FAT, YOUNG LARVAE. Shimofuri: bot files? Raenerial feels bad because bot flies are possibly the only things more evil than he is Ashido: Noooooo Ariconte stretches. o.o Raenerial plucks a bot fly larva the size of a sausage out of Ash and flicks it away DeJanell wraps her arms aorund her legs Space Pony rolls around on the floor randomly. Ashido: AGH Raenerial: Aaaall better. Raenerial pets ash Ashido sobs. You say, "I WANT SEX" Raenerial: This is too easy o.o; DeJanell: go get some You say, "I'd sex nerdboy, but he's a NERD" You say, "I WANT SEX WITH YOOOOO" Space Pony throws himself at her. DeJanell screams DeJanell: GET OFF NOW You say, "BUT WHYYYYY" DeJanell: COZ I SAID. Raenerial: she's just playing hard to get. You say, "BUT I LOVE YOOOOOO" DeJanell: >.< You say, "LOVE YOOOOOOOO" Ashido tries to flare out his broken wings but they don't work. Raenerial burps Raenerial: You need to go the vet's, kid. DeJanell tries to push him off Ashido Screams and hides. DeJanell: NO Space Pony flops around. Raenerial: I thoooought you would react that way o.o; You say, "I'M A LIQUID PONY" Shimofuri gives vivi a cracker Shimofuri: jenova was in the hospital again Shimofuri: on another IV Ashido: Poor Jenova. Raenerial: you're the opposite of Zoe, but about as afraid of everything like he is o.o; Ashido: Officer Krupke! Raenerial: Eee. Shimofuri: i will sing Ashido: THERE IS UNTAPPED GOOOOD Raenerial is cold Shimofuri: while vivi eats crackers on my shoulder DeJanell sneezes Shimofuri: hey orion You say, "I SHALL WARM YOU WITH MY MARVELOUS PONY BODY" Space Pony throws himself on her again. Orion Starspeaker is sorry for walking into anyone, is just laggy and hasn't even fully loaded yet. Shimofuri lets orio through DeJanell: haven't you learned space?! You say, "NO" DeJanell slaps him You say, "OW" Raenerial: Ooooh how attitudinal of her. Ashido: I drew a whole sequence ta this song. Orion Starspeaker clings tenaciously to his seat till evil lag goes away DeJanell growls Shimofuri beats the lag with sticks Space Pony makes a nerf noise. Raenerial: Pooik. Orion Starspeaker hurrahs for Shimo and throws him a Parade! :-D Raenerial: I think I need ice cream. Shimofuri: thank you thank you i try Orion Starspeaker continues to lag, in vain of the lag-beating. DeJanell chews on bubble gum Raenerial afks Shimofuri eats the remainder of the cracker vivi was eating Orion Starspeaker: Inspite though Orion Starspeaker: :-D Shimofuri: im sharing food with my rat XD Ashido: I'M NO GOOD! Shimofuri: WERE NO EARTHLY GOOD Ashido: DEAR OFFICER KRUPKE WE"RE DOWN ON OUR KNEES Orion Starspeaker gives Shimo, and his rat, some... Suckers :-) Shimofuri: GEE OFFICER KRUPKI KRUP YOU You can only share control of your own dreams. Shimofuri: i cant give her sugars o.o; Space Pony throws himself on her again. You say, "I WANT GUM" Shimofuri: shes trying to eat my keys chain now DeJanell hands him a peice DeJanell: NOW GET OFF ME Orion Starspeaker: Oh.. Space Pony chews it and puts it in her hair. Orion Starspeaker: Diabetic type rat.. You say, "ABC!" Orion Starspeaker gives them Celery then :-D Shimofuri: not really i just dont want her getting sick. i just got her today. Shimofuri gives her more crackers Orion Starspeaker ah's. DeJanell takes it out DeJanell: eww Orion Starspeaker: Rats are cute, my friend had one once. Ashido: Get hip to that! Orion Starspeaker: It used to sleep in the crook of my neck o.o You say, "I love you baaaaaabyyyyyyyy" Shimofuri: yep vivi does that...kinda. You say, "OH PRETTY BAABYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Shimofuri: shes mucking around on my shoulders and neck. Orion Starspeaker points out his friend never named the blasted thing though Orion Starspeaker called it 'Rat' Ashido has wings. ^.^ Is so happy. Orion Starspeaker grins. Orion Starspeaker: I love the feel of their feet on flesh Orion Starspeaker: O.o Shimofuri coughs because he hasnt heard a thankyou yet... DeJanell growls Orion Starspeaker: IT's like a tiny massage. Ashido: THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shimofuri: youre welcome n.n Space Pony makes an incomprehensible noise. Orion Starspeaker somehow understands Space Pony's noise. You say, "FFFEWAAAAAAEEEENP" Raenerial's dad ate all the ice cream .-. Shimofuri: LMGDAO Orion Starspeaker acts as if it were a secret, and doesnt' tell people though. DeJanell sleepy Shimofuri: i want ..i want...seven up. You say, "Sleep with" You say, "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Space Pony throws himself at her again. DeJanell: no space -.- You say, "WHYYYYYYYY" Raenerial: I have..granola. Space Pony throws a huge howling tantrum. Orion Starspeaker: I'm sorry.. Ashido: Granola? DeJanell tries to push him off Raenerial: Nooo ice cream .-. DeJanell: coz I said! You say, "WHYYYYYYYYYYY" Shimofuri: i want granola. Orion Starspeaker: DeJanell is currently taken.. Space Pony flollops around. Orion Starspeaker: By her paw... Orion Starspeaker: =\ Orion Starspeaker: Cause her paw, is divine. DeJanell: what ORion? You say, "I WANT A HEAVENLY PAW" Space Pony pleasures himself with his hooves. Orion Starspeaker smiles all innocent. "Eh?" Raenerial smothers Ash with a pillow You say, "IF ONLY I HAD FINGERS" Ashido dies. x.x Orion Starspeaker: Aiee! Orion Starspeaker: ONLY DEJANELL HAS A DIVINE PAW Orion Starspeaker: >:E Raenerial: Mercy killing o.o; Shimofuri smothers rae with a week old dead octopus Orion Starspeaker: Alll must worship! Orion Starspeaker: >:E DeJanell: ooo theses peeps get me pissed the hell off. Raenerial dies xx Shimofuri: HAVE A FACE FULL OF PUSSY You say, "OCTOPUSSSSSYYYY" Shimofuri crakcs up at himsefl Raenerial: LOLOL Space Pony eats her annoyance. You say, "TASTES LIKE ANGRY" Shimofuri: LMGDAO Orion Starspeaker sacrifices many goats and sheep and..igloos to DeJanell's paw. You say, "EEEEEGLAAAOOOWWWW" Raenerial feebly chews the granola Raenerial: FIBER DeJanell: -.- Raenerial: MAKES FOR HEALTHY BOWELS Ashido sweatdrops. Orion Starspeaker: So does Sand, Rae. Shimofuri: mr. hankeys gonna visit rae tonight. Orion Starspeaker: Sand is good for the Bowels. =\ You say, "DARARADR" Raenerial: well... Orion Starspeaker: So says the book of Paw. Shimofuri: well speak of the fuckknocker. You say, "OH MY GOD I WANT YOU BAD" Orion Starspeaker: =\ You say, "HAVE SEX WITH ME NOW" Shimofuri: and he shall appear CoDe ReaLiSt: wtf get the fuck outta the way u fuckin bums You say, "TAKE MEEEEEEEEEE" Raenerial: There was a boy who, on a dare, ate a bar of clay at my school. CoDe ReaLiSt: get off the floor Shimofuri: no. You say, "CODE I LOVE YOU" DeJanell: space is a freak CoDe ReaLiSt: wtf Shimofuri: hahaha. CoDe ReaLiSt: shut up Orion Starspeaker sniffs at Space. Shimofuri: you cant get through. Raenerial: He had to go to the hospital for compacted intestine. Noooo good. Orion Starspeaker: SPACE! You say, "OH HO" Shimofuri: YES! Shimofuri: AHAHHAHAH! Orion Starspeaker: HAVE MU BABY! You say, "NOW PLEASURE ME LIKE A REAL MAN CAN" Shimofuri laughs hysteryicly at codes misfortune Orion Starspeaker falls madly in love with Space! Raenerial: CODE BABY Shimofuri: you are forever ringed by gays! GAAAAAAYS! You say, "WAAAAHAAAAAAAA" CoDe ReaLiSt: u fuckin wench fucks CoDe ReaLiSt: move Shimofuri: no. You say, "I WILL MOVE IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME." You say, "SEX ME GOOD CODE SEX ME" Orion Starspeaker seduces Code! Shimofuri: my pillow Orion Starspeaker: o.o; You say, "LIKE ONLY A REAL STRAIGHT MAN COULD" Orion Starspeaker: Awr. Raenerial humps Code CoDe ReaLiSt: ur fuckin packs of shit Shimofuri: heeeey look what came back DeJanell: whoa buddy Orion Starspeaker: C'mere Code Raenerial squirts shit at Code CoDe ReaLiSt: get the fuck outta the way homo's CoDe ReaLiSt: and butch chics Orion Starspeaker: Come sit on my hot man meat :-D Raenerial: Lol CoDe ReaLiSt: eww Ashido: Aren't you supposed to be banned? CoDe ReaLiSt: fuckin faggot CoDe ReaLiSt: who the fuck CoDe ReaLiSt: is ashido CoDe ReaLiSt: do u know me Orion Starspeaker: Aw, you know you want to. CoDe ReaLiSt: i sure as fuck don't know u Ashido: I heard Kash talking about how you were banned. Shimofuri: ashido is one of my best friends. Ashido: Permananetly. DeJanell: code what the hell crawled up yer ass and died? You say, "ASH IS MY WHORE" CoDe ReaLiSt: get the fuck outta my way DeJanell: you cuss like a dmaned sailor You say, "AS ARE YOOOOOOO CODEEEEEe" Shimofuri: codes a homophobe. Shimofuri: and a twink. CoDe ReaLiSt: hey dehanell Space Pony waves his hooves around menacingly. CoDe ReaLiSt: can u move pls Shimofuri: and just generally an asshole. Shimofuri: he'll try to yiff you CoDe ReaLiSt: dejanell* You say, "HAR HAR" Shimofuri: and not even humerously like space. You say, "GET OFF MY WOMAN" CoDe ReaLiSt: wtf You say, "SHE'S MAAAAAAAAAAHNNNNN" Raenerial chuckles Orion Starspeaker: You tell him Space! Orion Starspeaker: :-) Raenerial: OMG OMG CODE I LUFF YOOOO Orion Starspeaker supports Space. Space Pony throws himself at her once again. Shimofuri: go space woo! DeJanell: what the fuk is wrong with you peeps You say, "Sooo baby. How are yooo tonight." Shimofuri: now he cant get in hehehehe Orion Starspeaker: It's called 'Enjoyment.' Orion Starspeaker: :-D Raenerial: fweee :-D Ashido: You'd think some people would get a clue... Shimofuri: hey maku Orion Starspeaker: See, cause for once we forgot our constant depressions, and are having fun Raenerial: No kidding.. Orion Starspeaker: :-) DeJanell: space, dun try it. You say, "I'M NOT DEPRESSED" Orion Starspeaker: That's what's 'Wrong' with us. You say, "I CAN DO A GOOD IMPRESSION THOUGH" Orion Starspeaker: Well, with me then Shimofuri: yeah, im having fun with my friends and my new pet ratty Space Pony wails. "I AM A MONSTER ANGST" Shimofuri: whats so wrong about that? Raenerial: OMG OMG I have to take my RPING VERY SERIOUSLY Raenerial: IT GOES ON MY PERMMMMMANENT RECORD! Shimofuri: LMAO Ariconte: o.O; You say, "RAE YOU DRESS IN DRAG" Orion Starspeaker: Wow.. Orion Starspeaker: Poor Rae You say, "YOU WOMAN" Orion Starspeaker: SHIMO Orion Starspeaker: >:E Ariconte: Stairway to heaven. :-P Orion Starspeaker: I wanna see your rat. Shimofuri: YES? Raenerial: SEX ME, PLEASE You say, "ORIOFACE HAVE SEX WITH ME" Orion Starspeaker insists he take a picture. Orion Starspeaker INSISTS, DAMN YOU! Shimofuri: holds on Shimofuri: i shalt do that. Raenerial: I CAN PUT I HAD SEX WITH SPACE PONY ON MY COLLEGE APP You say, "TAKE ME NOW" Orion Starspeaker: YAY You say, "THAT'll GET YOU POINTS" Raenerial fucks Space wildly You say, "BIG POINTS BABY" You say, "YEAH BABY YEAAAAAH" Raenerial: AH YEAH DeJanell: what the.... You say, "UH UH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Space Pony makes sex noises. Orion Starspeaker Voyeurs! Raenerial makes Space his bitch You say, "I FEEL PRETTY" Raenerial: NOW I GO TO IVY LEAGUE You say, "OH SO PRETTY" DeJanell: I didnt know Rae wanted to be gay, but what the hell O.o Orion Starspeaker masterbates to the hot sex noises. =\ Raenerial: Oh I'm a complete faggot lady. You say, "AND GAAAAAAAAAAAY" You say, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" You say, "SO GAAAAAAAAAAY" You say, "I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE I'M GAY" Raenerial: LOCK ME IN THE PINK CLOSET AND THROW AWAY THE KEEEEY Orion Starspeaker: PSh You say, "SEE THAT PRETTY PONY IN THE MIRROR THERE" Orion Starspeaker: You all wish you were gay :-D Raenerial harmonizes with Space You say, "WHO CAN THAT ATTRACTIVE PONY BEEEEEE" DeJanell blinks Ariconte: I'm glad i'm not gay. :-\ Ashido giggles despite himself. DeJanell: you peeps are sex craze You say, "LALALALA" Orion Starspeaker: You're an exception :-D Space Pony has sex with her ear. Ariconte: Righty-o. Orion Starspeaker: Ariconte is a deffinate exception. You say, "YES I CAN HEAR IT AAAA" DeJanell makes a lows growl Raenerial: Can you taste her feminity? You say, "I'M MISS GAY PONY" You say, "YES" You say, "IT TASTES LIKE PMS" Raenerial: OHOHOHO DeJanell: damn straight Orion Starspeaker SHRIEKS! Raenerial is deafened Shimofuri: http://shimofuri.cjb.net/viviandme.JPG Shimofuri: theres a picture of her. Orion Starspeaker: I found the right song! :O Orion Starspeaker: Thanks shimo Orion Starspeaker looks. Shimofuri looks like crap because hes sick. You say, "SSSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXX" You say, "Kasek. SEKS." Orion Starspeaker Cries at the 404 Shimofuri: 404? fuckit. Shimofuri goes to reupload Orion Starspeaker: >.< Orion Starspeaker: Reminds me of a poem.. DeJanell sneezes again Orion Starspeaker tries to remember the right wording.. Shimofuri: http://gongaga.net/shimo/viviandme.JPG You say, "I INFECTED YOU WITH HOT LUST" Shimofuri: there. fix fix. Raenerial: Oooh god she's so cute, Shim Shimofuri: pony! off my pillow! You say, "I WANT SEX WITH YOU SHIM" Shimofuri wants his pillow back Shimofuri: NO You say, "SEX FIRST" Shimofuri: not til you give me my pillow woman Orion Starspeaker SHRIEKS Orion Starspeaker: Shimo. You say, "RAVAGE MY NAKED INNOCENT BODY FIRST OLD MAN" Orion Starspeaker: That's one kyoot rat. Shimofuri: FLAPJACKS! NOW! Shimofuri: thank you Shimofuri: shes a real sweet rat too. Orion Starspeaker grins. Orion Starspeaker: Whenkie Space Pony bleeds horrible fluids all over his pillow. You say, "I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF" Shimofuri: OFF You say, "YOURE TOO HOT" Ashido: Dear god. -.- * Shouts on: You will now hear shouts even when this map is crowded. Type - to toggle them back off. * DeJanell: you all are just sex freaks DeJanell: admit it Shimofuri: thats right, wild yiff fiends. You say, "I ADMIT IT" Shimofuri: just looking for a quick fuck You say, "HAVE SEX WITH MEEEEEEEEEe" Shimofuri: we cant do a day without it. cant go to class at all. Space Pony throws himself on her. Raenerial: That's all I spend MY days doing! Shimofuri: totally addicted to watching pixelated felines rock back and forth. Shimofuri: NOW OFF MY PILLOW Ashido: I sure can't! My flearavaged, skinny dirty body can't be resisted! You say, "I'm not done violating it!" Shimofuri: HRURY IT UP THEN DeJanell: Space go have sex with Shimo Shimofuri: hey slay Space Pony violates the pillow and makes it scream and cry. Slay: Hi. Space Pony sexes Shimo madly. Shimofuri has sex with space pony in return for his pillow. You say, "CURSES" Raenerial: Poor pillow. Shimofuri: thank you. Slay watches Zoolander. You say, "YAY" Raenerial: Hi Slay. You say, "Will Yooooooo have sex with meeeeee?" DeJanell: -.- Ashido: Hi Slay. DeJanell: what do you think spce? You say, "YES MY DARLING YES" You say, "LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW" Raenerial: I'M A MINISTER, WHY NOT NOW? DeJanell: you are SUCH...a freak You say, "SO IVE BEEN TOLD" Shimofuri: why, i can be the maid of honor. You say, "I DO LET ME KISS THE BRIDE" DeJanell: wtf> Ashido: No I want to be the maid of honor! Ashido cries. DeJanell: ?* Shimofuri: fiiiiine Shimofuri: i get to be the best mustie then. Ashido wears a dress. ^.^ Raenerial: Awwww :-) Ashido is so floofy. You say, "SEX ME NOW PUNK" Raenerial puts on a priest's outfit..ohgod,that image i so wrong Space Pony throws himself at her. Shimofuri: why ash that there dress shows off ya legs Orion Starspeaker: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. 'Tis not possible, I muttered, 'give me back my cheap hardcore!' - Quoth the server, 404._ Orion Starspeaker: YAY Shimofuri: ya so...sezay DeJanell: MAKE ME SPACE Shimofuri: sezay sezay DeJanell: NO Orion Starspeaker: I rememberd it! Raenerial: LOL Space Pony makes her. Shimofuri: LOL orion that rocks! DeJanell tries pushing him off Ashido giggles. Orion Starspeaker: I know :-D Raenerial: Take her maidenhead! Space Pony takes her maidenhead. You say, "WHAT ELSE?" Raenerial: UMMMm. You say, "HER YOUTHFUL OPTIMISIM?" Raenerial: HER APPENDIX Shimofuri: well a honeymoon is customary. Space Pony takes her appendix and throws it away, where it explodes. DeJanell: you're creepy Raenerial: Honeymoon in a nice sexy alley full of garbage. Bring plenty of newspaper. Shimofuri: ooo in maxx's garbage dumpster Shimofuri: with dead izz. Raenerial: YES Raenerial: So romantic. Ariconte goes outside. Raenerial: DARK AND MYSTERIOUS. You say, "I WANT A GARBAGE WEDDING" Space Pony throws dirty newspapers all around. Orion Starspeaker: # I'm sailing away set an open course for the virgin sea cause i've got to be free # You say, "GIVE ME A MOMENT" DeJanell: YOU'RE SCARY.