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(Lines of DragonSpeak: 748) (You see Space Pony.) > The short, slight pony has an balanced figure, a beautiful face, silky hair, healthy fur and hooves...almost the perfect figure of a pony. Then he opens his mouth. And proves that appearances aren't everything. "Outta the way, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!" [IC][Is wearing : Large Jeans and a fuzzy sweater][Hyperactive][Bites people][http://spacepony.cjb.net/][Registered Moron=Mustie Pride][RANDOM IS GERMAN FOR WE WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!][Married=DeJanelle] You say, "HAR HAR" Raenerial: spaaaaaaace. Ashido: Oh god. -.- You say, "LOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE" Raenerial: Youre the center of attention as always, darling pony. You say, "I AM THE CENTER OF ATTENTION" DeJanell freaks You say, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" Space Pony karps around. You say, "YOURE JUST LIKE ME SWEETCHEEKS! HAR!" DeJanell: HOW DID YOU MARRY ME??? Raenerial: I'M A MINISTER! Ashido: There was a ceremony just a minute ago! I was best woman. ;.; Raenerial claps the bible shut Space Pony throws a ring of flowers at her. "TADAH!" Raenerial: Maid of hoonoorrrr. Raenerial hisses softly in her ear Ashido: Whatever. DeJanell: and how did I not know?!! You say, "YOU MUSTNT HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENETION" You say, "HAR HAR HAR" Space Pony rolls around laughing. Shimofuri snuffles and reboots for his new desc You say, "NOW LETS HAVE SEX LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE" Raenerial is reminded suddenly of a vacuole DeJanell: I dun want to have sex! You say, "BUT WE'RE MARRIED" Shimofuri: already? Ashido is, weirdly enough, finding this quite amusing. Shimofuri put vivi in his desc n.n You say, "ITS OUR HONEYMOON!" Raenerial: Ratness. Raenerial: This Buster Poindexter song is funny n.n; Shimofuri: Nueva Broadway? DeJanell: I DONT EVEN REMEMBER GETTING MARRIE! Raenerial: yep. Shimofuri: buster's a riot. You say, "IT WAS FIVE SECONDS AGO!" Shimofuri: LSJKLFJSLSDJFLK Shimofuri: i want a drink ;.; Space Pony cries rivers and drowns everyone. Shimofuri angsts and cries Shimofuri floats because hes crying too Raenerial: Argh Ashido: What kind of drink? DeJanell frowns Shimofuri: smirnoff ;.; Space Pony throws himself at her again. DeJanell: I think you just want sex space -.- Ashido: No money and no way to get it man! DeJanell: ugh You say, "DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH" Shimofuri: i knoooooow Shimofuri: colin isnt even 21. i thought he might be. .-. Space Pony karps around furiously. Raenerial: erf. Shimofuri: hes 20 like meeee... Raenerial: You're such an underage Fern .-. You say, "AND GAY LIKE YOOOOOOOOOO" Shimofuri: and i found out why he was dropping weight like crazy before. hed been doing speed. Raenerial: Oh god. Ashido: Wow, really? Shimofuri: yeah Ashido: Didn't see that coming. DeJanell: I AM NOT GAY DAMMIT! You say, "I DID" Shimofuri: and he was like 'no more of that. i lost 25 pounds in three days. Raenerial: that'ssssss no good You say, "I'M A MAN MAN" You say, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" Shimofuri: well, he stopped. which is good. Raenerial: Space is a man. Space Pony gestures to his massive penis. Raenerial: Yeah. Shimofuri: hes down to 120 now. Ashido: That's almost my weight! Shimofuri: vivi is falling asleep on meee Ashido: Scary. Shimofuri: that IS my weight. Ashido: Awww. Raenerial: I think I might make a Delye furre. THAT would be a riot. Shimofuri: rae can you move so i can get...nevermind Raenerial: eepsory De'shane: :-) De'shane: thanks mon Orion Starspeaker: Hi De. Raenerial: Errgh, f'ing lag Shimofuri: its like walking through a winged walkway Ashido: No prob. You say, "SEX ME MY LOVELY WIFE" DeJanell: I DONT WANY SEX De'shane: featheray You say, "I DO" Orion Starspeaker is prolly gon' poof soon. Space Pony jumps on her again. De'shane: tired aye Orion Starspeaker isn't tired. Orion Starspeaker is gon' get summoned or something. Shimofuri: arent rats supposed to be noctournal? Ashido: Uh oh, Tony's gonna mess things up now. DeJanell grindes her teeth Shimofuri: vivi is wiped out. shes like *snugglesleep* Raenerial: Yes. DeJanell: no TOUCHIE Shimofuri: wells nuggle sleep and crawl along my back. Raenerial: Well, when they're domesticated, they'll do whatever they want n.n; Space Pony pokes her. Shimofuri: tony loses his cool De'shane: hm Ashido: KNives! Raenerial: Vash? Ashido: Switchblades, rather. DeJanell frowns Raenerial: Ooo. Shimofuri: big fight Shimofuri: lovely coreography. Raenerial: fiiiight Ashido: Yes. You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Shimofuri: SNRRRRRRRK You say, "BUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Shimofuri: rabbits are funny. You say, "PORN STAR" Raenerial: God that thing moved funny o.o; DeJanell: lol You say, "I'm a natural porn star." Raenerial: It was like... bounce bounc BOUNCE bounce De'shane: rats are yea Shimofuri: theyre fuuuuuunny Raenerial: hehe Ashido: NO NOT RIFF Nooooo Shimofuri: i cant help but laugh at em. De'shane: normally noct heh Shimofuri: NO RIFF Shimofuri: now riff is dead Orion Starspeaker: Well DeJ, I hope your happy. Ashido: I liked Riff. Orion Starspeaker: Cause the depression has come back. De'shane: but theyll like get into yur schedule or be lazy shmucxcks too You say, "YOU EVIL WOMAN" Orion Starspeaker: You'll meet the 'true' Orion. Orion Starspeaker: :-) You say, "I'M DIVORCING YOU" Shimofuri gives orion a noodle? DeJanell: WHAT ORION? You say, "WAit, I want sex first." Space Pony throws himself on her first. You say, "CUT THAT FIRST" Shimofuri: technicly i think its part of a marriage agreement to have sex. Orion Starspeaker: You whine'd that we were all 'Odd' Orion Starspeaker: Now you'll know what the heck I'm like. Orion Starspeaker: Hope you like it. Ashido infects people with fleas. Ashido: Sorry. DeJanell: that sounds scary orion De'shane: ari heya Shimofuri itches and eeees Ariconte: Hallo De. _ You say, "DONT BE SAD ORIOFAC" Shimofuri: sorry orio .-. You say, "I"LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU" De'shane: Hiw ghost it? You say, "ORIOFAAAAAACEEEEEEE" Orion Starspeaker doesn't want Space Sex. Orion Starspeaker wants an end :-D You say, "I'LL BE GOOD TO YOOOOOO" Shimofuri: but its so out of this world Ashido: Badumching. Shimofuri: hehehehe Raenerial: in some society I studied, the people get married but barely ever see each other, much less have sex. it's a matrilineal society, so the guys just go back to their own families and have mistresses. the marriage is just for political reasons. You say, "YOU TALK TOO MUCH" Shimofuri: funky Raenerial: SORRY SPACE DeJanell: Lol You say, "YOURE NOT FORGIVEN" You say, "YOU MUST DIE" Raenerial croaks Shimofuri is sleepy Orion Starspeaker smiles. "Good ol' Caps'd talking cheers Orion up." Raenerial: DRAMATIC DEATH SCENE Raenerial: fin. Orion Starspeaker: You're denied, DeJanell, of true Orion. Orion Starspeaker: Aw. DeJanell: what are you talking about Orion??!! Orion Starspeaker: DENIED >:E Shimofuri: im gonna put vivi to sleep and go myself. You say, "SEX ME" Orion Starspeaker denies her very existance Orion Starspeaker: Sweet dreams Shimo Raenerial: okay, shim. have a good night n.n Raenerial: I'm gonna poof to. HTML calls. Raenerial: tooo Orion Starspeaker: V.B. DeJanell: o.o Shimofuri: awwwww now i feel guilty Raenerial: guilty for what? Shimofuri: shes staring at me like "WHY DID YOU PUT ME DOWN?' Raenerial: LOL Shimofuri: she hasnt really been in the cage yet for but a moment Raenerial: they're so expressive Shimofuri: so shes all upset Orion Starspeaker hugs at him. Shimofuri: poor ratty Ashido: The rat in the walls dead! v.b.horse2 hugs back De'shane: hey dej and pony can you clear the path please? thanks Raenerial: she'll get to love her caaage Shimofuri: is it stinkin up the house or did the trap get it? Raenerial: Make her a hammock sometime Shimofuri covers vivis ears so nobody hears about ratdeath You say, "NOOOOOO" Shimofuri: hammock? outta what? Orion Starspeaker: They Blocked 'CoDe' De. v.b.horse2: i see Raenerial: An old pant leg. I made one of a towel. Orion Starspeaker: Which of course, didn't stop his blasted mouth -.- DeJanell: oh screw De'shane clears his throat DeJanell yawns Shimofuri: code got blocked finaly? good De'shane: Pony?? are you saying no to my kind request? Orion Starspeaker turns V.B. around. v.b.horse2 turns You say, "I JUST LIKE THE WORD NO" You say, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Orion Starspeaker chuckles at Pony v.b.horse2: hello Orion Starspeaker: Hi. De'shane: caps too I see.. could you please clear the path, dej you too? v.b.horse2 pets the dragon Shimofuri: erf ill move de. De'shane: and your caps are getting annoying as hell fyi You say, "MOVE MY LOVELY WIFE" Shimofuri feels weird in his nonspot De'shane: nah its cool shimo thats your spot DeJanell: -.x Shimofuri: thank you de n.n; Orion Starspeaker draggy purrs. Raenerial: the wings are so pretty. DeJanell: ugh I brb! De'shane burps :-) Ashido is distracted. Shimofuri: and space is just joking around with caps anyway...just dont think of them in terms of caps but in terms of him shouting all the time. Shimofuri: ashs mom is on the phoooone DeJanell: okay back Raenerial nibbles Ash's ear and contracts syphilis De'shane slips some ear plugs in ;-) Shimofuri: vivi saw me blowing my nose and was like "WHAT WHAT WHAT WHY?" Raenerial chuckles Orion Starspeaker: Haha. Shimofuri: i think shes honsetly shocked that i put her in the cage Shimofuri: she seems so confused n.n; i feel so bad Raenerial: God, I'm dying for another rat now. So addictive. Orion Starspeaker nudges V.B. Shimofuri: but i cant SLEEP with a rat on me... Shimofuri: she found her cracker yeaaaaay Raenerial: She'd run off, too. v.b.horse2 pokes you forehead Orion Starspeaker bloods. De'shane smiles, ya know it isnt too great a feelin to wake up with rats guts under your shoulder =b Shimofuri: awwwww she eats like people! Orion Starspeaker bloods his bleed all over the place! :O DeJanell: this place is gettin' kind of boring. Shimofuri points and awwws at his rat Raenerial: I've found tiny baby mice in my room, so I imagine you'd find her again.. but it'd scare me in a dormfull of adolescents v.b.horse2: O.o You say, "LAM I BORING YOOOOOOOOOO" Orion Starspeaker sighs cause Space Pony got quiet. v.b.horse2: huh? Space Pony juggles. Raenerial: Gee, De, it took you that long? Shimofuri: oh yeah...specially if some phsycho tried to kill her. De'shane: have you seen her wash her food yet? Shimofuri: in what? she has a water bottle, not a dish. DeJanell blinks De'shane: ah give her a dish one heh its cute Raenerial: my rats never did that, if you mean the way raccoons do it.. Raenerial: Ooh, I'll have to try that De'shane pads off for a bit lets you guys have fun ;-) Shimofuri: night de. De'shane: yea kinda like raccoons You say, "I LIKE TO PLEASURE SHEEP" De'shane: but only certain tings Raenerial: Sheep like to be pleasured. De'shane: ugh Im gonna go wander :-) have fun! Shimofuri: youre an unclefucker i must say- you fucked your uncle yesterday! Raenerial: byee! Raenerial: YAY You say, "I SURE DID" Shimofuri: shut your fucking faaaaace uncle fuckerrrr DeJanell wants another cookie o.o Raenerial: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckerrrr You say, "HAVE SOME OF MY COOKIE BABY" Space Pony holds up his penis. Shimofuri: LMGDAO You say, "OH WAIT MY MISTAKE" Raenerial: LOL DeJanell frowns Raenerial: It's a lady's finger, Space! Orion Starspeaker: # I look to the sea, reflections in the waves, spark my memory. Some happy, some sad, I think of childhood friends, and the dreams we had.. # You say, "YUP" Raenerial gives Space some currant jelly Space Pony spreads it on his penis. "MMM FLAVORED" Orion Starspeaker puts on his Druid's Knot. Shimofuri: whats a druid knot? Shimofuri is naive. DeJanell feels small DeJanell: o.o Orion Starspeaker: It's a necklace. You say, "COMPARED TO ME BABY" Shimofuri: oooooh Orion Starspeaker: But also a symbol in druidism that means 'Infinity' Raenerial: is it sort of like a celtic knot? DeJanell: -.- Shimofuri: hmm nifty. Orion Starspeaker: I believe that's the other name for it. Orion Starspeaker this one is two snakes twin'd 'round a sapphire. Raenerial: nice. Shimofuri: coolness. Ashido: I think I've seen that. Orion Starspeaker nods. Shimofuri: i used to have a black dragon pendant, but i tbroke. Ashido is almost hemmed in. Shimofuri: i want it back though. Shimofuri: midreaaaak Shimofuri: my dragon. Orion Starspeaker: I've a silver dragon pendant. Shimofuri: mine was made outta fimo. Ashido: I used to have [insert untold amount of necklaces] necklaces, but they broke. Shimofuri: i bought it at a fair. You say, "GIRLY BOOOOOYYYYYYY" Raenerial: fimooo Space Pony takes advantage of Ashi. Ashido screams and cries. Shimofuri hides behind orio's wingies Orion Starspeaker: DELIVER MY BABY SPACE! Raenerial: LOL You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" DeJanell: ew Shimofuri: LMGDAO DeJanell feels special Orion Starspeaker hides Shimo Raenerial: Whaaat child birth is BEAUTIFUL Shimofuri isnt here! really! You say, "TAKE ME NOW" Shimofuri: dude its a tree with ass Ashido snickers madly. Space Pony makes sex noises Shimofuri: must be...an ash tree Orion Starspeaker RAPES HIM HARD Shimofuri: durrrr Shimofuri: dragon rape! You say, "NO NO BUT...YES! YESSSSSS" Shimofuri: LMGDAO Orion Starspeaker gets bored. Space Pony pleasures him madly. DeJanell: Orion obviously you're not raping hm if he enjoys it Raenerial: Space's ass is like Mary Poppin's carpet bag. Orion Starspeaker moanz and ohgrazamas. Orion Starspeaker: @.@ Shimofuri: im thirsty DeJanell: him* You say, "YOU CAN FIT ANYTHING IN IT HAR" Shimofuri: but not for space pony Space Pony throws a glass of water at Shim. You say, "SPLOOSH" Orion Starspeaker gives Shimo some pop. Space Pony randomely gives birth. Shimofuri drowns You say, "SPLOOOOOORSHHHHHHH" Shimofuri: LMGDAOIRL You say, "NEVER LET THE MILITARY TELL YOU THAT A MAN CANT HAVE A BABY" Raenerial: LOL Ashido covers his eyes. Shimofuri: COOL! GO! CRAZY! GO! CRAZY! COOL! YEAH! Shimofuri dances Ashido dances as well. DeJanell yawns Shimofuri: keep it coo~l boy...real co~ol... Space Pony throws a dildo at his lovely wife. DeJanell: yeah, you peeps get hyper fasy ;-) DeJanell: fast* You say, "ENJOY MY WEDDING GIFT" DeJanell throws it back Space Pony jams his wife into Orioface. Shimofuri: god i love west side story Orion Starspeaker: o.o; Raenerial: don't abuse dildos. I'll call the dildo police. Shimofuri: LOL!! DeJanell growls Orion Starspeaker ROASTS SPACE PONY Ashido cracks up. Shimofuri: damn what are they like...badged wiggly penises. Space Pony dies. Shimofuri: AAAAA Shimofuri BURNS!!! Raenerial: WTF?! Shimofuri: IM STILL BAK HERE!! Orion Starspeaker re-hides Shimo Shimofuri: that was a pheonix, rae. Shimofuri: those big birds. Ashido is far enough away. Haw. Raenerial: kay. Shimofuri: orio can you show rae the pheonix again? he hasnt seen em for long You say, "GO BIRDY ORIOFACE!" Raenerial: I thought Fern was here for a second o.o; Raenerial: FOOM. Shimofuri: birdie Orion Starspeaker modles. You say, "ROOSTER" Shimofuri: theyre like...fourty or fifty bucks a year though Shimofuri: and porn stars Raenerial chuckles DeJanell: what t'crap You say, "TENTACLES!" Shimofuri: AAAA AAAAAAA AND THEY BURN Shimofuri: AAAAAAAAAAA You say, "YOU KNOW WHOD MAKE A GOOD PHOENIX? JENOVA" Shimofuri screams and becomes bbq mustie You say, "CAUSE OF THE TENTACLES" Shimofuri: yeah she would Orion Starspeaker fixes Shimo Space Pony takes advantage of him from behind. Shimofuri puts bandaids all over himself Orion Starspeaker shrieks! Orion Starspeaker bites at Space's ankles! You say, "AGH MY ANKLES" Orion Starspeaker pecks them madly! You say, "NOW HOW WILL I COMPOSE MY SYMPHONIES!" Shimofuri: LOL Raenerial: n.n; Shimofuri: ack ack..my nose is runnin again Ashido sweatdrops. Orion Starspeaker gives Shimo some Tissue. Space Pony pleasures his beak mightily. Shimofuri: vivi stares at me every time i blow my nose Shimofuri hoooooooonks You say, "MIGHTILY" Orion Starspeaker's beak cums all over the place, in Five different colors, much like the iMac DeJanell: I hope you guys dont act like this is rl You say, "I HAVE SEX EVERYDAY IRL" Raenerial: OH AALLL THE TIME Shimofuri: actually we do. Orion Starspeaker: Yep. You say, "AND I WRITE SYMPHONIES WITH MY ANKLES" Orion Starspeaker does, infact. Shimofuri: when rae came to visit ash and i were dancing around the busstop You say, "It takes practice. HAR" Shimofuri: to video game music remixes. Space Pony humps Orioface's head. You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAA" Raenerial: HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONNG??? Raenerial: I said Ashido rocks out to a SMB2 remix. Shimofuri: and we said Shimofuri: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi Orion Starspeaker seduces Space Pony with sudden, and abrupt nudity. Ashido waves. Raenerial: And then Shimo tackled me Shimofuri: nakked Raenerial: nekkid birds. You say, "GASP I NEVER SAW THAT COMING" DeJanell wants to go to sleep Shimofuri: i tackled him good and naked. You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Shimofuri: and then ash and i slept together and rae was on top of both of us. Orion Starspeaker Reaps what he sowed! You say, "THE PLEASURING" Shimofuri: LMAO You say, "OH GODS THE PLEASUREING" Orion Starspeaker PLEASURES HIM WITH INCONSISTENCY! >:E Space Pony explodes. DeJanell: yall are such bammas Shimofuri hacks up a lung laughin You say, "I AM TOO FILLED WITH BIRDY GOODNESS" You say, "OH wait a minute, I'm having bird sex i front of my wife." You say, "..." Shimofuri: mind telling me what the hell a bamma is You say, "WANNA JOIN IN HONEY" Orion Starspeaker shoves his Kentucky Grown Chicken into Space DeJanell: NO Shimofuri: LOLO>OL You say, "AH ITS SO CRUNCHY AND TASTY" Shimofuri: space youre horriable Shimofuri: arg stop now im hungry Ashido covers his eyes. You say, "EAT MEEEEEEEEE" Shimofuri suddenly wants kfc buiscits Orion Starspeaker SQUAWKS AND ORGASMS! Shimofuri: mmm buscuits... You say, "HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAa" Orion Starspeaker: BUQAWWWWW!!! Space Pony makes sex noises. Shimofuri: which reminds me that we need to buy more dog buiscits Raenerial: hit that g spot. You say, "NEIIIIIIGHHHHHHHH" Orion Starspeaker makes chicken sex noises. Shimofuri: LMGDAO Ashido: I could go for some biscuits. Orion Starspeaker: Buk Buk Buk BUKAW! Shimofuri: me toooo Raenerial: LOL You say, "SUPER ROOSTER LOVE ME TENDER" You say, "TENDER LOVING CHICKEN" Shimofuri: this is too weird n.n;; Raenerial is reminded of Chicken Boo Shimofuri: oh yeah! Shimofuri: i remember chicken boo Ashido: I remember that! Orion Starspeaker gets outt'a breath :O DeJanell: THIS REMINDS ME OF RENAN AND ALEXIS Orion Starspeaker faints Shimofuri: chicken boo whats the matter with you? you dont act like the other chickens do... Yummygecko: O.o Raenerial: hehehe Orion Starspeaker can't faint well as a chicken.. Space Pony is all sexed out. Yummygecko: Do I even want to know? Orion Starspeaker faints Shimofuri: there ya go You say, "SO GOOD" Shimofuri mops the floor up from the chickenponysex Ashido: It got all over! Darn it. Shimofuri: theres a dragonass on me o.o; Ashido: Watch the tail, good buddy. Orion Starspeaker wakes up and rectifies. Raenerial: That there is a mess o'furries. Shimofuri has scaly ass all his own woohoo Shimofuri: hehe Orion Starspeaker stares -Directly- at DeJanell. You say, "DONT WATCH ME SLEEP YOU PERV" Raenerial seduces Ash Space Pony is seduced. Orion Starspeaker with only one Eye, like the T-Rex. >:E You say, "I LOVE YOU SUCK MY BLOOD LIKE ALL VAMPIRES" Shimofuri: it looks like the dragon face is flatlining o.o; DeJanell blinks Ashido: It does! Orion Starspeaker sees movement@ Orion Starspeaker BITES AT DEJANELL'S HEAD! Shimofuri: LOL You say, "MY WIFE! NOOOOO" Shimofuri: tastes like annoying Raenerial: ferocity. DeJanell tries to ignore that You say, "Wait. YESSSSSS" You say, "Wait, NOOO!" Yummygecko: Hey ari. Orion Starspeaker: Think of the insurance, Space! Space Pony clings to his tail and has mad sex with it to show his displeasure. Ariconte: Hallo Yummy. _ You say, "YEAH YOUR RIGHT" Orion Starspeaker: You can move to the Camuns! Orion Starspeaker: :O Shimofuri: hey yummy didnt see ya there Space Pony continues having sex with it anyway. Ashido Sweatdrops. -.- "Hi." Shimofuri: ash...who should i give my old wings to? Shimofuri: if anyone Orion Starspeaker: Me, Shimo :-D Ashido: Dowasure! Orion Starspeaker: That's who Raenerial: Memememememmemememememe ;.; Orion Starspeaker is just kidding, though Shimofuri: orio you have a dragon and a pheonix n.n; Orion Starspeaker: And wings. Ashido: Lucky punk. Shimofuri: rae YOU or toe? Orion Starspeaker: Soon >:E Raenerial: Ummmm o.o; Orion Starspeaker: The draggy and phoe were gifts. Space Pony suddenly turns inside out. Raenerial: Goood quesstttiooon Orion Starspeaker: Dragon's gonna die soon You say, "OH GOD WHY DID THAT HAPPEN" Shimofuri: and i bought you wings ashyboy. you can lend em off to dowie if you want o.o; Orion Starspeaker: Phoe, not long after. Shimofuri: erf that sucks DeJanell gets out a can and throws it You say, "AGHHH" Shimofuri: hey! trans me the drag, then it cant die for 90 days, right? Space Pony spurts blood everywhere Shimofuri: on 50 or so days ill trans it back Orion Starspeaker: Right Shimofuri: keep transing! Shimofuri: beat the system XD Orion Starspeaker laughs Ashido: Brilliant! Orion Starspeaker: KAY! Raenerial: Give Middy the wings. he'd look prettier ^^; Ashido claps. Ashido: Darn it Shim, you get everything. Shimofuri: err im not sure how to trans the right wings though o.o; Orion Starspeaker won't though. Orion Starspeaker: It might though.. Ashido sobs in inadequacy. Shimofuri: mmkay n.n; Raenerial: hrf o.o Orion Starspeaker: Which wings..? Ariconte: I don't blame you. :-\ Orion Starspeaker: Classic or tri? Shimofuri: those wings Shimofuri: classic Orion Starspeaker: Just `wingtrans Shimofuri: mmkay Space Pony leaps on Shimo and rapes him for no reason. Orion Starspeaker: tri wing is `triwingtrans Shimofuri: AAAAAAAA You say, "I'M A BAD PORNO" Orion Starspeaker: I believe. Shimofuri is sexually liberated a third time You say, "I'LL REPAIR YOUR TV ALRIGHT" DeJanell: Lol Shimofuri: LMAO Space Pony's hose falls off. Shimofuri: bring toe on ill trans them to him. Raenerial: kay. You say, "LOOK I'M A BAD LEMON" Orion Starspeaker: Hrm.. Space Pony takes his mighty ponyhood, and drives it into Shimo! Harder and faster! Fire burns! Mountains crumble! Orion Starspeaker: I have a friend, who wrote a story about a Lemon named Citrus. Shimofuri: thast funny n.n;;;; Orion Starspeaker will type it up, once he gets the letter. Ashido finds that funny for some reason. Shimofuri turns off his ass. You say, "NOOOOOO I PAYED A QUARTER FOR THAT" Shimofuri: sorry, asses have been shut off for the night try back tomrrow. DeJanell sings quietly to her self You say, "I HATE TECH SUPPORT" Space Pony explodes quietly. Ariconte: Seriously insane, I felt like breaking things. o>O You say, "pop" Ariconte: o.O* Shimofuri: LOL Shimofuri: breaking things...nurr. i like breaking glass. Ariconte: And burning... things. Shimofuri is afraid of fire. Ashido likes to burn things. Ashido: Tee hee. Shimofuri: toey! Orion Starspeaker: KAY Orion Starspeaker: HUSH Orion Starspeaker types Ariconte: Alrighty. Toecaro: have I mentioned I hate moving in this thing? xx Ariconte: If I don't get disconnected first, then I will break things. DeJanell yawns Ariconte feels the rage. e.e Ashido: I like to break glass too! Ariconte lags, kills it! >:* Toecaro: ahhh better. Toecaro smiles and waves to Ash Shimofuri: okay toe...log back in. DeJanell sleeps Ariconte: Alright, afk. :P Ashido waves back happily. Shimofuri: log otu and log back in and youll have my wings. Toecaro: Okkkaaaaay. Orion Starspeaker Glorfindel arrived in Mirkwood. He Was carrying a letter from Elrond of Rivendell. Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, was invited to Rivendell for the Council of Elrond They were drinking tea in a feild. Legolas, picked up a knife and begane opening the Ketter,l he cut himself. He jumped to his feet, knocking over the chair, and cried, 'Alas!' Shimofuri: i hope i sent the right wings .-. Ashido cracks up. Shimofuri: whaaaa? Orion Starspeaker: Because of the shrill cry, orcs from all over ran into the feilds. One orc ran up behind Legolas and pulled some of his hair out. Glorfindel and Legolas, screamed and ran from the scene, Trampling the letter, and making a general mess, high up in the trees, the lemon named Citrus, dropped his lipstick, and said 'I dunno' Orion Starspeaker: The end DeJanell puts little blanket over herself Shimofuri: wohoo o.o;; Ashido laughs really hard for no reason. Orion Starspeaker nods Orion Starspeaker: I forgot he sent me the crime-scene one.. Shimofuri: hit the wing button toe Shimofuri: its in the D panel Shimofuri: yeay! Shimofuri: toe has wingies Toecaro: Sproing Orion Starspeaker finds the actual one totally about Citrus (And funnier) online You say, "HIT THE WINGS BUTTON TOESY WOESY" You say, "HAR HAR HAR" You say, "HEy baby." DeJanell: Hi. Shimofuri: now theyre yours to do with as you please until they expire Toecaro is feathery and pretty _ You say, "Sex me." Shimofuri: which i dont know when it will happen DeJanell: what? Ashido: Not this again. Toecaro: It says they expire in zero days o.o; You say, "SEEEEEEEXXXXXX MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Shimofuri: theyve been telling me that for a month Toecaro: weird DeJanell: im trying to sleep you already had sex You say, "NOT WITH YOOOOOO" DeJanell: so? DeJanell: wiht a pheonix You say, "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" Space Pony throws himself at her. Shimofuri is having labored breathing Shimofuri: im going to beds Shimofuri: ...night furres. You say, "SHIM IS GOING INTO LABOR" Toecaro: okay, goonight shimo You say, "HAR HAR" Ashido: Nighto Shimaroonie. Shimofuri floops feathers all over toe space orio and ash Ashido: Woah, that came out of nowhere. Toecaro: n.n DeJanell yawns Shimofuri throws potted plants at ky and ari Shimofuri: nights Kytiara breaks them? o.o Toecaro fidgets You say, "SEX ME" Ariconte waters the plants, while in mid-air? o.o DeJanell: Im sleepy tho Ashido: Tony's been shot! You say, "THATS IT" Toecaro: o.o; You say, "IM NOT TAKING ANYMORE OF YOUR" You say, "STUFF" You say, "IM LEAVING YOOOOO" You say, "Hey sexy." DeJanell: LOL yer funny :-) Toecaro: :-); You say, "SCREW YOOOOOOOO" DeJanell: screw ya mama You say, "ALREADY DID" You say, "AND GAVE BIRTH TO HER" You say, "HAR HAR" DeJanell: Im going to sleep c'ya sex freaks sure Space. Toecaro: thank god. You say, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY" Orion Starspeaker can't find it, and gives up Orion Starspeaker afk's to decode something.. Ashido: Tony died. Ashido sobs. Toecaro whimpers [ DeJanell whispers, "I vill kill you." to you. ] Toecaro: html calls n.n; * Sorry, there's no furre around right now with a name starting with dejanell! -- Beekin the Help Dragon Durr'O: bershy!!! Durr'O: heya Durr'O hugs Space Pony dies Space Pony inside heart.