[*] Wings and Dragons and Phoenixes, oh my! Press F8 to go to http://www.furcadia.com/digomarket * Welcome to Furrabian Nights, a place of exotic delights. This is an R rated area. If you are a minor and you don't have your parent's permission to be here, please leave now. Any wishing to engage in behavior going beyond an R rating, please upload a dream to one of the dreampads here and keep it private out of consideration to others. (Dream by Kee En'Darvin, Talzhemir and Emerald Flame) Haru: O.o Slay: You don't understand the convo at all, Jejn. :P Club Kashmir: [Thanks Igna:-) Sunni N.: o.o You say, "HAR HAR" Slay: Scotch again? -.- Slay: Heh. o.o Shimofuri: SPACE PONY Space Pony eats Ash's feet. Ashido: NOOO Sunni N.: I don't make people horny Sunni N.: I annoy them :-) Shimofuri spreads dragon germs to the pony You say, "ANnoy annoy eh eh eh" Space Pony dies. Club Kashmir: hehe k I bet i don't but I bet Jeremy would lol You say, "Annoying really annoying HAR HAR HAR" Slay is horny right now, with no sign of relief. Shimofuri: DEAR GOD You say, "I CAN FIX IT" Shimofuri: dont say that when space is around!!! Slay: Lol. Space Pony has rough sex with Slay. Slay moans. Inderos Stormharp misses Jeremy :'( Ashido shakes his head. Shimofuri covers his eyes You say, "TAKE IT HARD" Slay splatters on Shimo. =X Sunni N.: LOL You say, "Har MONEY SHOT har" Sunni N. points and laughs Shimofuri gets sick and dies Slay cackles. You say, "HEY SHIMFACE" Space Pony eats Shim's face. Shimofuri cant talk without his face, dumbass Slay: Lol.. Space Pony flops about. You say, "I am a feesh" Slay: This is pretty funny.. Shimofuri: youre a freeek You say, "A floppity feesh of MISFORTUNE" Club Kashmir: maybe you can do a jim carry thing shimo and talk with your butt >:b Slay: Whoah... Slay: That dream dissappeared. Sunni N.: I'm a boid Shimofuri: works for me igna: Yes. Space Pony showers misfortune on his plant. Slay: Ohh. Shimofuri makes his ass talk: Hello! id like to ASS you a few questions! igna: You're welcome club. :-) Sunni N.: '"o.o" Slay: Chartered and what not? You say, "I grow WEEDS OF MISFORTUNE" Slay: Igna rules. Ashido cracks up. Slay: And he's.. a mustie. Shimofuri: yeay igna Shimofuri: mustie power! Slay: Schweet. Club Kashmir: :-) igna: Woot. :-P You say, "MUSTIE sex" Mustie Pride: ASHY!!! Sunni N.: I am actually whatever I want to be whenever I want to be it (You enter the dream of Club Kashmir.) (Lines of DragonSpeak: 748) * Welcome to Club Kashmir ;-) This is a public club here for your pleasure and use. Each room has it's own unique taste and locks easily.The rooms hallway is located behind the main bar between the stairs.[this is an over 18 club]{no yelling thank U*All drinks are free* >If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you< HRT**Yes!I was here and gone,Ill be back ASAP You guys better be bad!luv ya** http://clubkashmir.4t.com/ * Portrait off. * Portrait 1 active. You say, "BEEEP VROOM" Space Pony crashes and burns. Shimofuri: dude...i wouldnt damn the romans Shimofuri: buru buru Shimofuri: ...youre not a woman anymore space You say, "BEEP BEEP YOU PUNK" Shimofuri: NO You say, "I'm a manly woman HAR" Slay: Why not damn the romans. Slay snags himself a Sunni. Shimofuri: cause they made lots of stuff You say, "Butt love." Shimofuri: NO BUTT LOVE! Slay: The Romans were Hellenistic by Nature. Sunni N.: hehe it looks like slay's head is between my legs You say, "BUTT LOVE" Shimofuri: NO! Slay: They got most their stuff from Greece. They were good at Law and Architecture, bout it.. Shimofuri: ash call off hells errand boy Slay's head is between her legs. You say, "ROMANS SUXXORZ" Sunni N.: o.o Slay likes thighs. Space Pony loves Shim's butt. Shimofuri: YUU SUXORRRZZ Ashido: Me? o.o Sunni N. wonders silently what it's doing there Shimofuri: well you cant have it. Sunni N.: oh... Sunni N. nods Slay's head is being warmed by wuff thighs. o.o Sunni N.: good reason Shimofuri: no ass for you. You say, "HAR" Shimofuri: NO ASS! Slay: Lol. Shimofuri: jesus christ Space Pony loves it. Shimofuri: get off my ass! You say, "WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED" Shimofuri: LIKE HELL WE ARE Sunni N.: booterfluh wings Space Pony gives Shim's butt a ring. Shimofuri: ... Ashido is cracking up. Shimofuri divorces space and takes the kids with him Space Pony puts it soemwhere where he won't "lose it". Shimofuri: AAAAAAGH Ashido: What about the steering wheel? Shimofuri: i may never know, becuse i dont have a couch. Space Pony loses all sanity for a moment. You say, "MUFFINS" Shimofuri: what sanity... You say, "My legs they've gone I KNEW THE DOCTOR LIED TO ME" Ashido: Not this again. -.- Shimofuri: whaaaaat? You say, "HE SAID I WOULD WALK AGAIN" You say, "the liar" You say, "THE LIAR" Space Pony sobs huge whales. Shimofuri: youll never play foot piano again Space Pony throws his legs at Shim. Ashido: Now there's an interesting mental picture. o.o Sunni N.: awww they're fighting Shimofuri eats them Shimofuri: mmm good eatin You say, "NO MY PROSTHETIC LEGS MADE OF RAT POISON" Sunni N.: you should see a marital counselour You say, "It's remarkably durable" Sunni N.: or however ya spell it You say, "AH YEAH" Shimofuri: uhm... Shimofuri dies You say, "Bedee bedee bedee" Sunni N.: Slay is affffffff Space Pony buzzes. Slay is pretty horny about now. Waha. Sunni N.: nm You say, "EH?" Sunni N.: no he Slay is doing homework.. reading history. Sunni N.: 's not Slay is a bit AFF Space Pony has sex with Alexander the Great. Sunni N.: why are you horny Slay? Shimofuri: ancient history just gets me all hot and bothered. You say, "I CAN BREAK THE BARRIERS OF SPACE AND TIME INTO ANOTHER AGE" Sunni N.: O.o Slay: Because I'm a man. o.O Shimofuri: THE TIME MACHINE! Ashido: The Time Machine! Sunni N. rubs her nipple innocently You say, "SHUT UP" Sunni N.: o.o Sunni N.: O.O Shimofuri refuses to shut up! Space Pony throws Chinese FOOOOOOOOD at them. Shimofuri plays build me up buttercup Shimofuri starts rockin Space Pony rubs his glorious nipples. Shimofuri: WHYYY DOOO YOU BUILD ME UP! Shimofuri: BUTTERCUP BABY JUST TO LET MEDOWN! You say, "They are like sunbeams in the darkness of life." Sunni N.: Mine are better than yours!!! Shimofuri: ...your nipples are blue Shimofuri: just like the rest of you Ashido: Why do you build me up Granpa and Granma! Sunni N. points at Pony Space Pony eats Shim's collarbones. You say, "MMMM" Slay has nice, strong nipples befitted for his ripped chest. Shimofuri sweatdrops at ash and his terriably childhood cuteness. You say, "NO POINTING" Shimofuri: GAUGH Shimofuri's head falls into his ribcage Sunni N.: ooooOOooooo Sunni N. rubs Slay's manly chest Slay murrs. o.O Ashido: Lift me off the ground! Yer the best that we've found and most of all! You've given us so much of yooooou Sunni N.: I'm the only goil in har Sunni N.: o.o You say, "STARING CONTEST WITH PIG" Space Pony stares. Shimofuri stares at it too You say, "IT'S EYES FELL OUT" Shimofuri: ' Slay waits for the bigs eyeballs to fall out. Shimofuri stares through his ribs of course You say, "TAKE IT" Shimofuri: no Space Pony suffers from blind dead piggyness. Ashido sweatdrops. Shimofuri: i want to see that ep Shimofuri: dude dude dude Shimofuri: you know what we need? Ashido: GRanma's so nice she puts spice in our lives she can cook! Shimofuri: A PUMAMAN FURRE!!! Ashido: What? Ashido: DUDE Slay: Some weed and liquor. Shimofuri cracks up at the idea Sunni N. gnaws on her own knee Ashido: Woah, the MST3k theme just came on. Shimofuri: PU! MA MAN! HE FLIES LIKE A MORON! Shimofuri: gimmegimmegimme Ashido: Pu! MA MAN! WHEN WILL HE FIND LOVE? Ashido: Alright hold on. Shimofuri cracks up Shimofuri: teehee Shimofuri: I AM A WOODSPRITE Sunni N. points at Pony "VAGINA MAN!" Shimofuri: 0.o You say, "MY PEOPLE NEED ME" Space Pony leaps into the nearby vagina. Sunni N. closes her legs You say, "TOO LATE" Sunni N.: not mine Shimofuri: THANK YOU VAGINA MAN! YOUVE CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER! Slay murrs at his head being compressed. Ashido: The new GBA may have a VAGINA Sunni N.: you touch me I'll rip your balls off and burn them! Space Pony implants a vagina in Shim's forehead. You say, "THAT'S A NEW ONE HAR" Sunni N. shakes her fist at pony like an angry old man Shimofuri: ....uhm You say, "Operation was a success DOCTOR" Shimofuri: i dont want peoples penises in my head Space Pony throws a slingshot at her. You say, "SHUT UP PENISHEAD" Sunni N. catches it Shimofuri: SHUT UP VAGINAMAN! Ashido is cracking up. You say, "PENISHEAD" Shimofuri: VAGINAMAN! Slay isn't. You say, "PENISHEAD!" Shimofuri: VAGINA...HEAD! Sunni N. feels her head You say, "PENIS..." Space Pony explodes. Sunni N.: it's not a penis! it feels like a puppy! Shimofuri laughs and does a stereotypical anime peace sign on a wonky background Slay: Meatchunks for everyone..! Ashido: Your head smells like a puppy! You say, "I COME BAC FROM THE DEAD" Sunni N.: ooo I love meatchunks You say, "Like a popsong" Slay: Of course, you're a wuff. You say, "My Spacepony's back and he's ready to go HAR HAR" Shimofuri: im thirsty Shimofuri: SPACE PONY You say, "WHAT" Shimofuri: ill let you ANALY RAPE ASH if you get me a soda. Shimofuri: otherwise you cant. Space Pony whizzes on Shim like a certain realist. Ashido: o.o Sunni N.: are wuffs sezzy? You say, "WHY THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL OLD CHUM" Ashido: WAIT NO Ashido: I don't like this idea ATALL Shimofuri cracks up Shimofuri: as ash pansies out and goes to get cookies Ashido: I like cookies, ;.; Sunni N.: I wore Pink Panties today Sunni N.: Thong panties You say, "ANAL RAPE TIME" Ashido: NO MY COOKIES Sunni N.: they were PINK! Sunni N.: HOT PINK! Shimofuri cracks up Space Pony anally rapes Ash...UP THE BUTT Shimofuri: ashs COOKIES are pink! Ashido: NO MY BUTT Ashido sobs. Ashido: My precious pink cookies. Ashido: Destroyed in that heady bout of pony love. Shimofuri: ...theyre good pink cookies too Shimofuri goes and takes one Space Pony stomps on ASh's head. Sunni N. pokes slay You say, "DIE MELON DIE" Ashido: x.x Sunni N.: (in the eye) Shimofuri: hehehehe Shimofuri: im gettin cookie everywhree You say, "COOKYS BE GOOD EATING" You say, "But not as much as BUTTS" You say, "Wait, I mean...BUTTS." Sunni N.: don't die!!!! Ashido: ^.^o Sunni N.: Wake up slay!!! I luff you! Ashido: Mm, chocolate cookies. You say, "DIE" Space Pony kills him. Ashido: x.x Shimofuri: butt cookies? Space Pony hides his kill badly and acts as if nothing happened. Sunni N.: (o^.^o) Sunni N.: pie faced! Space Pony shoves cookies up Shim's butt You say, "HOW YOU LIKE EM NOW" Shimofuri: Aaaaaaaaaafffffds You say, "LIKE THAT FROSTING EH" Shimofuri: 'Not at all Slay wakes up. Space Pony rubs frosting on Shim's butt. Slay has to go to the beach and carryon convos throu whisp/ You say, "Wait, this is a waste of frosting." Space Pony covers himself in pudding and doesn't wear pants. Shimofuri snarfs a cookie then races the mechanical squirrels Ashido: I only have enough peanut butter for the front of my body! You say, "GO SPEED RAPER GO SPEED RAPER GO SPEED RAPER GOOOOOOO" Shimofuri: YEEEEEHAAAAAW Shimofuri rides cthulu Space Pony goes. Ashido: NO Shimofuri CRACKS UP Ashido: Not again. ;.; Space Pony rapes all the livelong day. You say, "IN THE MORNIN TOO HAR" Shimofuri dies laughing Ashido sobs in true uke fashion. l;.; Sunni N. pokes Indy Sunni N.: o.o Ashido: So hard an L landed on my face. You say, "Well that was a jolly good time old chappington." You say, "Now I must get back to buttering the weasels." Space Pony uses that as a clever euphemism for masturbation. Arako: Hehe Ashido sweatdrops. (You see Inderos Stormharp.) > Optics cast forward, a absinthe gaze that pierces the night like virescent sparks of life. Incarnadine locks, with charcoal tips conceal his visage partially, scarring the pale and placid sublimitry. His expression, is one conveying the epitome of serenity, hiding the insanity within. Shrouded in mystery and darkness, he was built for war, and born to die. (Taken) (Father) (SME - Emperor) (You see Sunni N..) > A medium sized long haired female gazes around curiously, blurting out nonsensical things. You can concur that she is quite a nut. Besides the magical bag, she is wearing a quite comfortable orange short sleeved kimono with yellow trimming, sash, and designs. She wears no shoes and her hair is pulled back into a loose braid. (You see Space Pony.) > The short, slight pony has an balanced figure, a beautiful face, silky hair, healthy fur and hooves...almost the perfect figure of a pony. Then he opens his mouth. And proves that appearances aren't everything. "Outta the way, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!" [IC][Is wearing: Seater and Penguin Pants][Hyperactive][Bites people][http://spacepony.cjb.net/][Registered Moron=Mustie Pride][RANDOM IS GERMAN FOR WE WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!][Amish Porn Star] Space Pony bites his sweatdrop. Arako yawns You say, "Tastes good like a CIGARETTE SHOULD" Shimofuri: uuuuuh Space Pony points at Arako "WHO ASKED YOU" Ashido Sweatdrops again. (You see Arako.) > jpg:that_is_so_amazing.t^c^Arako Almost raven hair cascades down to cloak most of her expressionless countenance, letting only her broad azul eyes and an inappropriate sneer be seen. Through folds of hair the rest of her petite yet muscular 5' 6" build can be seen letting you know she is frail, as her submissive side takes over. Around her neck is the trinity sign, plated with diamonds, showing itself slightly beneath strands of hair and at her waist is a small dagger. Arako: Nobody... You say, "YEAH" You say, "And I bet nobody broke my LAMP DIDN'T THEY" Shimofuri: lamp? Ashido: Pacman. Shimofuri: YOYOYOMOTHERFUCKRES HERE COMES PACMAN! Arako twitches Ashido: Wait we don't smoke crack wait maybe we do! You say, "SHUT UP" Arako: I didn't say anything you idiot You say, "Was talking to dorkbooooooyyy" Shimofuri: PACMAN Ashido: MUSIC Shimofuri: DODODLELEDODDODODOOLOLODOODOODLOLDOLDODEDEDEDE Space Pony clomps all over Ash. Ashido is clomped but manages to sing the Pacman song anyway. x.x Arako: mew! Space Pony beats Ash like an uke. Ashido sobs. ;.; Space Pony bites Ash while he's at it. Space Pony spontaeneously turns into a centaur. You say, "GALLOP" Shimofuri: OF LOOOOOOOOOOVE? You say, "Centaur of Loooooooooove" Space Pony gives Shim some centaur lovin. Shimofuri has hot passionate centaur sex Space Pony runs naked and wild free as the wild dingo dog. Ashido cracks up. (You see Shimofuri.) > The black pants this mustie wears look as though at one point they fitted him, and now simply hang limp. The same goes for his teeshirt- depression is taking its toll on him again, the fresh scars are testament. A pair of chocolate brown eyes stare from under silver bangs, the only other noteworthy feature a pair of stubby draconic wings at his back... [http://shimofuri.cjb.net/] [Dragon-HALF.] [MUSTIE PRIDE!] [20, college] [artist] [lovi's blanket] (You see Space Pony.) > The short, slight pony has an balanced figure, a beautiful face, silky hair, healthy fur and hooves...almost the perfect figure of a pony. Then he opens his mouth. And proves that appearances aren't everything. "Outta the way, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!" [IC][Is wearing: Seater and Penguin Pants][Hyperactive][Bites people][http://spacepony.cjb.net/][Registered Moron=Mustie Pride][RANDOM IS GERMAN FOR WE WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!][Amish Porn Star] Arako twitches Shimofuri: then came dingo Shimofuri: yellow dog dingo Shimofuri: and old man kangaroo had to run You say, "HAVAING A SEIZURE" Shimofuri: good for you Space Pony throws a dingo up Shim's butt. "HUP" Kairu Hakubi: burlp Kairu Hakubi: lol Kairu Hakubi: scary You say, "SCARY LIKE" You say, "SHIM'S BUTT" Space Pony dies. Ashido finds that funny for some reason. o.o Kairu Hakubi: scaryscary arako Shimofuri coughs and dies Kairu Hakubi: be a good girl Space Pony Eats his corpse. You say, "Wait no" Space Pony has sex with his corpse. You say, "NECROPHILIAAAAAAAAAAA" Ashido: o.o Arako hides underneath Kairu (You see Kairu Hakubi.) > meow! ^^ [kissable] http://kiwi_day.tripod.com/kiwiday/ (You see Arako.) > jpg:that_is_so_amazing.t^c^Arako Almost raven hair cascades down to cloak most of her expressionless countenance, letting only her broad azul eyes and an inappropriate sneer be seen. Through folds of hair the rest of her petite yet muscular 5' 6" build can be seen letting you know she is frail, as her submissive side takes over. Around her neck is the trinity sign, plated with diamonds, showing itself slightly beneath strands of hair and at her waist is a small dagger. Shimofuri: NOOOOOOOOO (You see Shimofuri.) > The black pants this mustie wears look as though at one point they fitted him, and now simply hang limp. The same goes for his teeshirt- depression is taking its toll on him again, the fresh scars are testament. A pair of chocolate brown eyes stare from under silver bangs, the only other noteworthy feature a pair of stubby draconic wings at his back... [http://shimofuri.cjb.net/] [Dragon-HALF.] [MUSTIE PRIDE!] [20, college] [artist] [lovi's blanket] (You see Space Pony.) > The short, slight pony has an balanced figure, a beautiful face, silky hair, healthy fur and hooves...almost the perfect figure of a pony. Then he opens his mouth. And proves that appearances aren't everything. "Outta the way, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!" [IC][Is wearing: Seater and Penguin Pants][Hyperactive][Bites people][http://spacepony.cjb.net/][Registered Moron=Mustie Pride][RANDOM IS GERMAN FOR WE WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!][Amish Porn Star] Ashido goes to do webpage work. Shimofuri pokes the pony Shimofuri: i...should...write... Kairu Hakubi cuddles arako Kairu Hakubi: momentai Space Pony explodes with blood. Shimofuri: ...how akira Space Pony:turns into a giant fetus. You say, "KAOOOOOOORIIIIIIII" Space Pony crushes SHim. Shimofuri: ITS OUR LORD Shimofuri: TETSUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kairu Hakubi: lets just ignore him Kairu Hakubi rubs arako You say, "KAAAAANEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAA" Shimofuri shoots space pony with a laser gun Space Pony gets his arm blown off. You say, "ARGH" Space Pony blows up a space station. Shimofuri: TAKE THAT BIRTH OF MAN Arako: O.o Kairu Hakubi: hey that was mine Arako: o.O You say, "EMAIL ME" You say, "Spacepony.pony.space@crackbaby.net" You say, "pony" Shimofuri: are you sure you didnt forget something in there Shimofuri: like .pony.net.pony.space.crack? You say, "SHUT UP" Space Pony sends him a virus. Shimofuri: NOOOOOOOO Shimofuri deletes it Kairu Hakubi licks arako Kairu Hakubi: be strong (You see Space Pony.) > The short, slight pony has an balanced figure, a beautiful face, silky hair, healthy fur and hooves...almost the perfect figure of a pony. Then he opens his mouth. And proves that appearances aren't everything. "Outta the way, Space Ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!" [IC][Is wearing: Seater and Penguin Pants][Hyperactive][Bites people][http://spacepony.cjb.net/][Registered Moron=Mustie Pride][RANDOM IS GERMAN FOR WE WILL KILL YOUR MOTHER!][Amish Porn Star] Kairu Hakubi: mewwwl Kairu Hakubi: hi Kairu Hakubi: mewlies Arako snores Space Pony dies. Space Pony inside his heart.