Misty's Song
(Since I detest this song, I added some comments in double parentheses. Enjoy.)

Ash: Goodnight Pikachu ((rat)). Goodnight Brock ((perv)). Goodnight Misty ((freak)).
Misty: Goodnight Ash ((moron)). Sweet dreams. ((not of me))

Out here in the quiet of the night,
Beneath the stars and moon
We both know we've got something on our minds ((tomorrow's breakfast))
We won't admit, but it's true ((I'm a compulsive liar))

You look at me
I look away ((in horror))...

I want to tell you how I'm feeling
But I don't know how to start ((talk))
I want to tell you, but now I'm afraid
That you might break my heart ((nose))
Oh, why should anything so easy,
Ever be so hard to do?
I want to tell you how I'm feeling
And to say that...I love you ((me))...

I practice all the things that I could say
Line by line, every word ((doesn't help))
I tell myself today could be the day ((you actually get good at something))
But everytime, I lose my nerve ((and lunch)

I look at you
You look away ((in disgust))...

(chorus)

Why, do you turn away? ((is it because I make Medusa look good?))
It must be, you're afraid like ((of)) me
I try, but I can't pretend that I
Don't feel for you the way I do...((I hate you))
Can't you see? 

(chorus)

Ash: You say something, Misty ((freak))? 
Misty: Oh! Nothing ((you frickin' moron. What are you, deaf?)).